Look at that golden durian again!
It’s completely intact, not a scratch!
What kind of rubbish durian is this?
Restoring spiritual energy in the body?
What’s the use if I can’t even eat it!
Yu Qingqing was utterly stimulated by the fruit’s aroma!
She waved at Jiangnan!
Give it to me! I’ll handle it!
Jiangnan instantly felt utterly embarrassed!
It was like struggling to open a bottle cap, only for a delicate girl to say, “Weakling! I’ll open it!”
Just as awkward, right?
But looking at his own bleeding hands!
Fine!
Better not act tough!
So he tossed the golden durian to Yu Qingqing!
The classmates at the back of the classroom were dumbfounded!
What the heck?
Why is there a durian in the classroom?
Yu Qingqing, catching the durian, puffed out her cheeks!
Her hands were pricked red!
She held back from crying out, while Jiangnan propped his head, watching with interest.
Yu Qingqing tried a couple of times!
Still couldn’t open it!
But Jiangnan underestimated a foodie’s determination!
Yu Qingqing grabbed a compass in one hand, a steel ruler in the other, and stabbed at the golden durian!
The result…
The steel ruler bent! The compass broke!
Yu Qingqing was stunned!
This… this thing is so hard?
Jiangnan covered his face!
You’re telling me this is a durian?
Isn’t this just a spiky iron lump?
Yu Qingqing’s deskmate couldn’t stand it!
He waved at her!
So the golden durian ended up in that male classmate’s hands!
Yang Lin smirked smugly!
“You girls just lack strength! Watch me!”
As a strength-type ability user, Yang Lin’s arms bulged with veins, yanking at the golden durian!
His hands were pricked so badly he teared up!
The golden durian didn’t budge!
[Resentment points from Yang Lin +666!]
What the heck is this!
It won’t open? Eating a durian is this hard?
“Useless thing! Strength-type, my foot!”
“Too Weak Master! Give it to me! I’ll open it!”
“You can’t even open a durian? Are you even a man?”
Yang Lin exploded! He glared, “If you’re so great, you try!”
And so, the golden durian started passing around the class!
Some students turned their hands into crab claws! Still couldn’t crack it!
Some tried burning it, freezing it!
One guy hardened his body and headbutted it!
Only to end up with seven bleeding holes on his forehead…
Wu Liang slapped it with his bear paws! His paws turned into sprinklers…
The golden durian became a sensation in the classroom!
It drew everyone’s attention!
The classmates showed off their skills!
But no one could crack it!
“Damn! Give it to Lu Ming! He’ll definitely do it!”
“Yeah! That guy’s the toughest! Give it to him!”
And so, the golden durian made its way to Lu Ming!
A refined, scholarly-looking guy!
Now holding the golden durian, brimming with confidence!
All the classmates looked on expectantly!
Jiangnan glanced over too!
Lu Ming’s arms suddenly turned metallic, gleaming silver!
He raised his fist and smashed!
“Clang!”
His fist hit the spikes, producing a metallic clash!
Sparks even flew!
The classmates’ eyes widened!
Damn!
This is just an iron lump, right? But why does it smell like fruit?
Lu Ming glared!
I refuse to believe this!
You’re forcing me!
The next moment, his whole body turned metallic!
Transforming into a silver iron-headed doll!
He stood up abruptly, placing the golden durian on the stool!
The classmates covered their mouths, eyes wide!
Jiangnan was full of horror!
What the heck!
Brother! Calm down! You must calm down!
You’re not about to…
Lu Ming jumped high!
His butt aimed straight at the golden durian!
Was this a crow-sitting-on-a-plane move?
What a scene!
Even if you’re an iron butt, you can’t be this reckless!
Lu Ming sat down hard!
“Boom!”
A deafening explosion left everyone stunned!
The massive shockwave sent the iron-headed Lu Ming flying into the ceiling!
His head got stuck in the ceiling!
The class upstairs was terrified!
They felt the floor shake!
Then an iron head popped through the floor!
It pierced the ceiling!
Lu Ming: ???
Back in Jiangnan’s classroom!
Golden fruit flesh splattered everywhere, soft and mushy like paste!
It was all over the place!
The golden durian’s spikes, propelled by the explosion, became deadly projectiles!
The windows shattered!
The room filled with thick white smoke!
An unimaginable stench filled the air!
It was beyond foul!
So bad it stung the eyes!
This was the smell of poop!
Students near the explosion collapsed, foaming at the mouth!
Their faces turned green, eyes rolling back!
Jiangnan’s eyes widened, he took a breath!
“Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) Urgh!”
He vomited on the spot!
This isn’t a durian!
It’s a biochemical weapon!
It even explodes?
You’d think someone blew up a toilet with a firecracker!
The classroom was in chaos!
“Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) Urgh! Lu Ming! Did you crap your pants?”
“Urgh! Can someone tell me what this golden mush is? It can’t be…”
“Damn you, Lu Ming!”
“The ultimate crow-sitting-on-a-plane poop explosion? I’m puking!”
“It stinks to death!”
“Lu Ming! You…”
Yang Lin was cursing Lu Ming!
Then he looked up!
The guy was still stuck in the ceiling…
How much force was that to send him up there?
That glance was a mistake!
Yang Lin froze!
Lu Ming, hanging from the ceiling, had his pants shredded!
Seven or eight golden durian spikes were stuck in his rear!
Even an iron butt couldn’t take it!
The classmates were stunned!
Damn!
Was that much force necessary?
The image was burned into their minds!
The Chinese teacher fainted from the smell, not saying a word!
Yu Qingqing was on her knees, vomiting!
Hmm, her breakfast was probably a sandwich!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were stunned!
Who knew a class would turn into this?
It was deadly!
Xia Yao: Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) Urgh!
Zhong Yingxue covered her nose, feeling faint!
Jiangnan had no time to think!
He grabbed Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao, teleporting to the playground!
After twenty-some trips, he saved all the classmates and teachers!
Except Lu Ming, still stuck in the ceiling, Jiangnan didn’t dare get close!
“Phew! I’m alive! Thanks to South God!”
“Teleportation is awesome, saved my life!”
“I puked! What was up with Lu Ming!”
“Thanks to South God!”
The classmates were terrified, golden fruit flesh still on them!
A breeze blew, and they vomited again!
Jiangnan swallowed hard!
Looking guilty!
He saw Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao, still shaken, with fruit flesh on their faces!
Jiangnan wiped some golden fruit flesh from Xia Yao’s nose and ate it!
His eyes lit up!
So sweet! So fragrant!
Absolutely delicious!
Like ascending to heaven!
His nearly depleted spiritual energy from teleporting refilled instantly!
Amazing effect!
But Xia Yao stared wide-eyed, shocked at Jiangnan.
“Little… Little Nan? You’re eating poop?”
Zhong Yingxue looked horrified, staring at Jiangnan’s finger in his mouth!
Jiangnan: ???
“No… no! Listen to me explain!”
“It smells bad, but it tastes amazing! You two try it!”
Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue shook their heads frantically, horrified, backing three metres away!
Jiangnan: !!!
Damn!
This isn’t poop!
It’s the golden durian’s fruit flesh!
Listen to me!
Listen to me explain!
Two big treasures at once! So awesome! Fantastic!
