Smashed in a million, and got a full six bottles of Deadly Big Green Stick!
94 pairs of Speedy Little Slippers!
Jiang Nan could not hold back his excitement, and went straight to the system item panel to check the effects!
[Deadly Big Green Stick!]
Effect:
Physical attack +300%!
Elemental attack +300%!
Truth serum +100%!
Pain sensation -100%!
Gain Hero’s Courage Buff! Effect lasts 6 hours!
One bottle of Deadly Big Green Stick!
Can take down anyone with one hit!
Super tough! (͡°ٹ͡°)✧
Jiang Nan: !!!
The next moment, Jiang Nan’s figure vanished abruptly from the seat!
Nightingale was baffled! Where did Jiang Nan go?
And at that moment, faintly from the ten thousand metre high altitude outside the cabin came a loud shout!
“Cow batch!”
The next second, Jiang Nan appeared back in the seat!
Nightingale was baffled!
This operation is to show me to death!
Instant-shift outside the plane, shout cow batch, then instant-shift back?
Dunn! You not managing this person?
Even so, Jiang Nan could still not hide his excitement!
Too tough! Too cow batch!
Boosts both physical and magical attack?
Then Xuexue drinking it, her output would explode, right?
And eliminates pain?
The most terrifying is, truth serum 100%!
Spilling the beans after booze, eh?
By the way, what is that Hero’s Courage Buff? Looks weird?
However! None of that matters!
The most important is, Deadly Big Green Stick is a proper prize, not a consolation!
Essential for fights!
System! I love you to death!
After calming down completely, Jiang Nan went to check the Speedy Little Slippers’ function!
[Speedy Little Slippers!]
Effect: Makes the wearer increase movement speed by three times!
If you chase me?
No! No ifs!
Because you cannot catch me at all!
Jiang Nan was overjoyed mad! Three times movement speed?
That is not three times the joy?
Brilliant! Too brilliant!
Little cow is airborne again!
But before Jiang Nan could finish being happy, he immediately looked troubled again!
Joy is joyful!
The key is, this thing is a consolation prize!
“Mm~ Sell to customers to wear!”
“Heh heh? I am such a little genius!”
Jiang Nan was very happy, so he remembered something!
“I spent so much resentment value! From the last upgrade card, it has exceeded 30 million long ago, right?”
“Where is my upgrade card?”
[…]
[…]
[Detected that host’s recent resentment value spending has not exceeded 30 million! Does not meet the reward upgrade card standard!]
Jiang Nan glared, one instant-shift and vanished from the seat again!
Outside the cabin came another loud roar: “You fart!”
Then back to the seat…
Nightingale: (≖_≖)
Can we give the plane some face?
[Detected host insulting this system! Deduct one big gold brick!]
Jiang Nan: !!!
You bloody dare deduct my big gold brick?
Not deducting money because no net on the plane?
“You want to start war again?”
[╮(•́ω•̀)╭]
Jiang Nan almost exploded on the spot!
So arrogant?
Even using an emoticon to diss me?
“Recalculate! You definitely miscalculated!”
How could it not be 30 million? Definitely is!
[Does host remember every resentment value expenditure record?]
Jiang Nan frowned: “No…”
He used it a lot daily, how could he remember so clearly!
[Then it is not enough!]
Jiang Nan’s steel teeth almost bit to pieces!
So just not wanting to give, right?
So openly playing rogue?
For a moment, Jiang Nan felt an urge to fly back to the Kabu tribe!
To let the system see what “human hearts are sinister” means!
Hold back! Ask and it is love!
Damn it~
Jiang Nan felt really heartbroken for his big gold brick, so did not start war, and flew sulkily all the way!
Getting off the plane, Jiang City was already blanketed in white snow!
All the way back to the little villa!
Thinking about it, he had not been home for a long time, from before going to Africa until now, quite a while!
Looking at the familiar scene in the house, Jiang Nan felt a warmth rise from the bottom of his heart!
“Paid the heating fee?”
“Um, Yao Yao and I paid before leaving!”
“No wonder it is so warm!”
Zhong Yingxue smiled: “You rest first! Yao Yao and I will clean the rooms. So long without coming back, the house is full of dust!”
“Oh right! Later clean two rooms on the second floor! For Mira and Nightingale!”
“Mira is so big now, cannot sleep in the same bed as you anymore!”
Jiang Nan glared: “Wait!”
Xia Yao snickered: “What? Reluctant to let go of little Mira?”
Jiang Nan rolled his eyes: “Mira can go to the second floor! Why does Nightingale go to the second floor too?”
“Is not the second floor for girls? Nightingale sleep next to me!”
“I am not at ease with him on the second floor!”
Nightingale: !!!
If gazes could kill! Right now Jiang Nan would be dead a hundred times!
[Resentment value from Nightingale +1000!]
“Jiang Nan! Reiterate once more! I am a girl! Girl!”
Jiang Nan pouted: “Give it up! Do not deceive yourself, okay?”
Nightingale: “Where am I deceiving myself? What makes you say I am not a girl? Show evidence!”
Jiang Nan helpless: “Fine then! Big Wolf Mie come over! Stand in a row with Nightingale!”
“Oh~”
Xia Yao obediently stood next to Nightingale!
Jiang Nan pulled out his phone, took a front photo of the two!
Then ran to the side and took another side photo!
Everyone was baffled! Not knowing what Jiang Nan was doing!
Jiang Nan finished the photos, squeezed Nightingale to the side, and stood next to Xia Yao!
“Xuexue, take two front and side photos of us!”
Zhong Yingxue and the others baffled, but still did it!
Jiang Nan: “Here~ Look! Evidence!”
Nightingale huffed and looked at the photos!
She wanted to see, how am I not a girl?
First one, Xia Yao and Nightingale upper body front photo!
Xia Yao: (Y)
Nightingale: |||
Second! Upper body side photo!
Xia Yao: (|
Nightingale: ||
Nightingale puzzled: “What about it? Any problem? Very normal photos! Where is the evidence?”
Jiang Nan: “Such obvious evidence and you cannot see? Keep looking!”
Swiped the album to the next!
Xia Yao and Jiang Nan upper body front photo!
Xia Yao: (Y)
Jiang Nan: |||
Second! Upper body side photo!
Xia Yao: (|
Jiang Nan: ||
Nightingale still full of doubt. What about it?
Just photos, right?
Jiang Nan: “So the question is! Among these four photos, what difference is there between you and me?”
“Where is your evidence that you are a girl?”
Xia Yao: “Hahahahaha!”
ꉂꉂ◟(˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅ૂ๑)
Zhong Yingxue bit her lower lip hard, shoulders shaking non-stop, pretty face flushed red: “Pfft mm~ I… I go clean the rooms!”
Nightingale: !!!
No doing it like this!
Evidence? Where do I find evidence for you?
Not like I have to show it to you!
Ah ah ah!
Why so infuriating!
But it feels like Jiang Nan makes a bit of sense!
Am I really… really a boy?
This… this cannot be!
[Resentment value from Nightingale +1000!]
[From Nightingale…]
She directly dialled the Secretary-General: “Hello? Secretary-General?”
“What is it!”
“Can I chop Jiang Nan to death?”
“Beep beep beep~”
[Resentment value from Yang Jian +1000!]
Nightingale eyes spitting fire: “I live on the first floor! Right in your room! South Bro!”
“Protect you without leaving an inch! You wait for me!”
This lady is at war with you!
Jiang Nan grinned: “That is right! Little brother!”
[Resentment value from Nightingale +1000!]
Sulkily she ran to the door, took a deep breath, and with a uneasy heart dialled a call!
Nightingale: “Hello? Mum! What you doing at home?”
Nightingale’s Mum: “Cooking! What is it? Baby son? Work hard or not?”
Nightingale: ???
Baby son?
Could… could it be?
“Mum! I… I should be a girl, right?”
Nightingale’s Mum: (๑•̌.•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣
Nightingale: No five stars! I will die for you to see!
