[Resentment value from Hao Zhuang +1000!]
[From Hao Zhuang…]
Jiang Nan, who had just cancelled his train ticket, stood there completely baffled.
In just a short while, more than 30,000 resentment points had been added?
Who the heck is Hao Zhuang?
So weird!
He made his way to the Medical Experiment Building.
People had already started trickling in to give blood, provide urine samples, and go through the rest of the physical examination process.
Jiang Nan clutched his medical form and began working through each test one by one.
In the gents, a bunch of lads were holding little plastic cups.
“Damn it! Too much! Too much!”
“I can’t get anything out! Been standing here half an hour! Mate, lend me a bit!”
“No problem! I’ll pour you some!”
“Oi! Why are your hands shaking? Don’t spill it on me!”
“Sigh… been a bit heaty lately!”
Jiang Nan glanced at the crowd and sneered, “Heh, pathetic!”
He casually snapped his fingers.
A stream of crystal-clear liquid instantly appeared in the plastic cup he was holding, then stopped just as abruptly.
All the other trainees stared with wide eyes, faces full of disbelief.
“Holy crap! Bro, how did you do that? That’s insane!”
“I crown you the absolute king!”
“What kind of move was that? Six Meridian Divine Sword? Bloody legendary!”
“Amazing, amazing, amazing!”
Jiang Nan looked awfully pleased with himself. The uses of spatial wormholes were endless!
This was just the tip of the iceberg, just the basics, got it?
At that moment, the toilet door burst open! Qin Shou came out bent over, drenched in sweat.
“Move! Everyone move!”
He was carefully carrying a completely full cup, the liquid right up to the brim. The slightest shake would make it spill everywhere!
Jiang Nan and the others looked horrified. Mate, do you have to be this generous?
Qin Shou inched his way to the collection room, sweating buckets.
“Nurse! Nurse! Quick!”
The nurse took one look and exploded.
“What the hell! Are we toasting here or something?”
“One cup for freedom? One cup for death?”
Qin Shou: !!!
“I didn’t want this either! You think I can just stop whenever I feel like it? Where’s the test tube? Hurry!”
Jiang Nan covered his face. You’re useless, mate!
Having finally submitted his sample, Qin Shou let out a huge sigh of relief. Then he spotted Jiang Nan and his eyes lit up.
He sidled over and whispered, “South God, got any more of those little ginseng roots? Give me one, yeah?”
Jiang Nan was stunned. “You injured? What do you need it for?”
Qin Shou said shyly, “I faint at the sight of blood. The only thing left is the blood draw!”
Jiang Nan was shocked. “You planning to give the nurse a nosebleed facial?”
Qin Shou’s face darkened. “The moment they stick the needle in, I’m definitely going to faint!”
“A big strong man like me, if I pass out on the blood-draw table, what will all the pretty nurses think of me? My youth will be over!”
“Since I’m going to faint anyway, I’m going to faint in a way that’s never been seen before! Absolutely epic!”
Jiang Nan swallowed hard. This guy’s inner chūnibyō was burning bright again, wasn’t it?
He could already picture the explosive scene that was about to unfold in the blood-draw room.
Without another word, he pulled out a vitality ginseng and slapped it heavily into Qin Shou’s palm.
“Brother! Take care!”
“I’ll finish my draw first, then you go, yeah!”
Qin Shou clutched the ginseng, deeply moved. “South God! You’re practically my second parent!”
Jiang Nan’s face blackened. “Second parent my foot! Isn’t that basically an insult?”
Qin Shou: ???
[Resentment value from Qin Shou +666!]
Inside the blood-draw room everything was calm and orderly. Jiang Nan went in and was quickly jabbed by a sweet-smiling young nurse.
Looking at the lovely nurse in front of him, Jiang Nan felt a pang of guilt.
“Little miss nurse! In a bit, find somewhere with no people and hide. When the time comes…”
The nurse blushed bright red, glanced at Jiang Nan, and gently pressed a finger to his lips.
“You don’t need to say any more! I understand everything! Here, wait for me to contact you!”
As she spoke, she secretly slipped him a little note and winked.
Jiang Nan: ???
Understand what exactly?
In a minute someone’s about to give you all a nosebleed shower!
Hiding is fine, but why contact me?
You planning to send me a red packet or something?
The other trainees who witnessed this scene were green with envy. How come we don’t get that treatment?
Once outside, Jiang Nan unfolded the note. Sure enough, it was a phone number…
The moment he stepped out, he saw Qin Shou’s face flushed deep red, chest puffed out, striding in confidently.
The pride on his face was unmatched!
Nurse: “Roll up your sleeve, I’m going to draw blood now.”
Qin Shou waved a grand hand. “No need at all! Bring a basin! Catch it properly! I’ve got loads of blood!”
Nurse: (≖_≖)
Has this bloke been hit in the head by a door frame?
A basin?
Even if we drained you dry we wouldn’t fill a basin!
Qin Shou glared. “Quick! Here it comes!”
As he spoke, Qin Shou sat on the stool, tilted his head back, and aimed his nostrils straight at the nurse!
Jiang Nan: !!!
Run! Bloody run!
The human fire hydrant is pointed right at you!
He frantically waved from the doorway towards the nurse.
The nurse looked bashful, smiled, and waved back at Jiang Nan…
Next second!
Two high-pressure jets of blood shot from Qin Shou’s nostrils, hitting the nurse square in the stomach!
It felt like being punched!
Nurse: *spits out laugh* (ŎεŎ|||)
She fell flat on her backside as if blasted by a pressure washer and let out a piercing scream!
“Ah!!!”
In an instant, the entire blood-draw room descended into chaos!
“Bloody hell! This guy’s blood pressure must be 180,000!”
“How long has it been since he last saw a girl? Does it have to gush this hard?”
“Argh! Got blood all over me!”
“Where’s the basin? Someone bring the basin quick!”
“Is his superpower literally nosebleeds?”
At this point Qin Shou’s eyes rolled back, he fainted dead away, and collapsed onto the floor!
Because the floor was now slick with his nosebleed, it was insanely slippery!
Qin Shou successfully transformed into a nosebleed-powered rocket, sliding back and forth across the floor, free as a bird!
“Grab him! Somebody grab him quick!”
“Why is he even turning corners?”
The whole blood-draw room was pure pandemonium. Jiang Nan covered his face.
He ate that ginseng himself, yeah!
Nothing to do with me, yeah!
He instantly teleported away from the scene, finished the remaining tests one by one, and arrived at the final item!
High-frequency pulsed MRI room!
He’d thought there would be a queue, but the place was completely empty!
The moment he entered, he saw a tall girl in a white lab coat sitting on a stool, figure absolutely explosive!
Snowflake earrings sparkled on her crystal-clear earlobes!
Her exquisite features were flawless, with a tiny beauty mark beneath each eyebrow.
She was breathtakingly beautiful, like a goddess who had stepped straight out of an anime!
If he had to compare her to an animal…
A fox!
She had a lollipop in her mouth and was reading some documents very seriously!
One look was enough to make anyone’s heart race!
“Jiang Nan, right?”
Jiang Nan looked around curiously. “Yeah! How come there’s no one here?”
“I’m Li Bing, head of the medical laboratory. Hardly anyone gets this test, you’re a special case!”
Li Bing pulled the lollipop out of her mouth with a soft “pop”, stared at Jiang Nan with feverish intensity, and the corners of her mouth slowly curved upwards.
“So… strip, yeah?”
Jiang Nan: (･᷄ὢ･᷅) Eh?
