Qi Yu’s eyes widened as he stared at Jiang Liuli.
Then he glanced at the sack and swallowed hard.
N-Nan God… got completely wrecked already?
It’s only been a few minutes? That’s way too quick!
His thoughts raced, teeth clenched. Finally he made up his mind.
He shouted at Jiang Liuli, “Only a few minutes? Nan God is that useless? Bet he didn’t even send you to heaven, right?”
“Leave the rest to me! I’m in!”
Jiang Liuli glared. “Piss off!”
A deep male roar burst from Jiang Liuli’s mouth.
Qi Yu jumped in fright, legs going weak, and he sat straight down on the ground.
The contrast was too much!
J-Jiang Nan’s voice? What’s going on?
Rabbit Baby covered her little mouth, staring at Jiang Nan in shock.
Xia Yao giggled. “This Liuli is Xiao Nan in disguise. The real Liuli is the one in the sack!”
Qi Yu: ???
Huh?
Nan God can turn into a girl?
Is there anything you can’t do?
His brain short-circuited. He couldn’t process this reality.
Jiang Nan ignored him and fed an unconscious Ye Xinghe a vitality ginseng.
Then he dragged the sack under a tree, opened it, and revealed the bald cute girl.
There was even a huge bump on her head!
Xia Yao and Rabbit Baby both shivered.
That… that cruel?
What on earth happened between them in the woods?
Jiang Nan pried open Liuli’s mouth and poured a whole bottle of Deadly Big Green Stick down her throat.
Her hands were already locked in eighteen pairs of spirit-binding handcuffs.
Jiang Nan wasn’t worried about her escaping at all.
“Mmm~ Mmph! Cough cough…”
Liuli slowly woke up. The first thing she saw was Jiang Nan and she froze.
Why… why is there another me?
With hair?
Then what am I? Fake?
Jiang Nan didn’t care and asked straight away, “What are your three measurements?”
Liuli: “88! 57! 81!”
As soon as she answered, she froze, cheeks turning red.
Why… why did I just say that?
Wait! This voice… it’s Jiang Nan?
How did he turn into me?
Jiang Nan rested his chin on his hand, deep in thought, recalling the earlier scene.
“Hmm! Not lying!”
Rabbit Baby and Xia Yao both looked speechless.
Hey, hey, hey!
How do you know she’s not lying? Eye measurement? That accurate?
Little did they know Jiang Nan had spent three years selling underwear at a night-market stall. His eye for sizes was no joke!
“I want the exact details of the orange cats’ operation plans. All of them!”
Under the 100% truth effect, Liuli spilled everything she knew.
It turned out the 100 orange cats were split into five teams.
Each team was responsible for its own zone.
Mice caught near the lighthouse would be sent straight there for elimination.
But once far away, bringing mice back one by one would waste too much time.
So the orange cats would first send captured mice to temporary camps, leaving some members to guard them.
The rest would keep hunting. Only when they had 100 mice would they make a trip back to the lighthouse.
So right now, Zhong Yingxue and the others should be locked up in a temporary camp.
Jiang Nan also found the map given to the orange cats on Liuli.
It marked all five temporary camps for the five teams.
Liuli sneered. “Planning to rescue them? Don’t make life hard for yourself!”
“Am I strong? I’m only ranked 13th in the Pioneer reserve team!”
“These are the elite of the elite, selected nationwide, trained for three years at Pioneer Academy! Countless missions, exploring spirit ruins!”
“Everyone still alive is a powerhouse! Who doesn’t have a few tricks?”
Jiang Nan grinned. “I never underestimate anyone!”
“It’s just that the rules of this cat-and-mouse game need a little change!”
He raised the bottle of Deadly Big Green Stick and smashed it straight onto Liuli’s bald head.
She fainted instantly!
Everyone watching was speechless.
Knocking her out the moment you disagree? Really?
Jiang Nan rubbed his chin, deep in thought.
What’s the best way to do this?
He had to admit, the old students really were terrifyingly strong!
Who knows how many people are guarding each camp? Charging in head-on would be a huge disadvantage!
…
By now Qi Yu had recovered. He stared at Jiang Nan with eyes shining like light bulbs.
He shuffled closer, examining Jiang Nan (still looking like Liuli) carefully, swallowed, and reached out a trembling hand towards Jiang Nan’s chest.
Jiang Nan: ???
He instantly slapped the hand away, covered his chest, teleported back, and looked wary.
“What are you doing?”
Something’s wrong with the way this guy is looking at me!
He can’t seriously have ideas about me, right?
Qi Yu scratched his head awkwardly and laughed. “I… I’m just curious!”
“We’re both dudes, what are you scared of?”
He grinned, pulled Jiang Nan aside, and his old face turned red.
“Nan God! When you transform, all the girl parts are perfect, right? For real?”
Jiang Nan put hands on hips proudly. “Of course! Your bro is an expert at this!”
Qi Yu: (΄◞ิ.̫.̫◟ิ‵)
Jiang Nan saw that expression and got goosebumps all over.
“What do you want?”
Qi Yu glanced around, leaned in, and whispered a few words in Jiang Nan’s ear.
Jiang Nan’s face gradually filled with horror.
“Ptooey! What the hell are you thinking? Get lost, get lost, get lost!”
“Scum! How can you be this depraved?”
“Ugh, disgusting! Stay away from me! Ten metres minimum!”
Qi Yu looked dead serious. “Nan God! That’s not cool! Are we brothers or not?”
“If I turned into a girl, the first thing I’d do is let the bros have a good look!”
Jiang Nan’s face darkened. “Pah! Brothers my foot! You’re just lusting after my body! Pervert!”
“I’ll give you the chance! Go show the brothers yourself!”
He pulled out a cloth spirit pudding and shoved it into Qi Yu’s hands.
Then he teleported straight back to Xia Yao’s side.
“Wolfie, Little Rabbit! See that guy?”
“Stay far away from him from now on. Don’t play with him. He’s a pervert. Perversion is contagious!”
Xia Yao nodded repeatedly and memorised it.
If even Xiao Nan calls someone a pervert, how bad must they be? She could tell from his expression!
Qi Yu: (΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)
He held the cloth spirit pudding like it was treasure.
Jiang Nan hoisted Liuli onto his shoulder without delay and led everyone straight to the temporary camp of Group 2, where Wei Teng was.
On the way, Jiang Nan checked his resentment points.
After everything that had happened, plus the earlier “whole city in golden armour” wave, resentment points were still rolling in.
He now had over 4.8 million!
Looking at his results, Jiang Nan felt very accomplished.
Plus the nearly forty million he’d made from his stall earlier.
After converting stall fees into skill points, he had over 1.13 million skill points in total!
Enough to max another skill to grandmaster level!
But Jiang Nan had no time for that. He planned to use the 4.8 million resentment points to draw more bottles of Deadly Big Green Stick for the coming operation.
No more talking! Just draw!
[Thank you for playing! Consolation prize: one pair of Super Speed Slippers!]
[Congratulations! Prize: one bottle of Deadly Big Green Stick!]
[Congratulations…]
…
Jiang Nan didn’t hesitate and threw all 4.8 million in!
On the 17th ten-draw, the consolation prize suddenly had a new item!
Jiang Nan never saw it coming!
[Thank you for playing! Consolation prize: one Holy Spring Onion Sword!]
[Thank you for playing…]
Jiang Nan: ???
What the hell is this?
What sword?
A spring onion?
He spent 4.8 million resentment points and got 18 bottles of Deadly Big Green Stick, 162 pairs of Super Speed Slippers, and 300 Holy Spring Onion Swords?
Big! CōngEX Curry Stick?
Did Saber ditch the king’s sword for a spring onion?
(ꐦ◜◡‾)???
What kind of rubbish did you just give me?
