The camp had completely descended into chaos!
All the little mice that the old students had caught earlier were now going all out, unleashing every ounce of strength they had.
They were determined to pay back every beating they had taken!
The old cats were beaten senseless, meowing nonstop!
“Jiang Nan! It’s you? What the hell did you feed us?!”
“Aaargh! Where’s Brother Chen and the others? Where are they? Someone tell me what’s going on!”
“Don’t! Don’t hit my stomach! Want me to shit right here and now?!”
“Quick! Aim the flames at them! Spray! Don’t stop! Hold on! We have to hold on!”
“Teng bro, where are you?! Hurry back! They’ve gone crazy!”
[Li Chao’s resentment +1000!]
[Wang Jian’s resentment +1000!]
[From…]
After a fierce battle, the entire Camp 2 was trashed!
All eleven human rocket engines were finally extinguished…
This was a fight with zero suspense!
It proved one thing: mice can beat cats, they just need to outnumber them!
Only when they were locked up, bruised and swollen, did they finally spot Lin Chen and the original eight guards.
Stripped down to their boxers, faces swollen like old pumpkins!
“N-No way! You were supposed to guard the camp! How much did he pay you?!”
Lin Chen, Chang Fa and the others were crying!
“Don’t ask! Just know it was a raging storm!”
“360-degree attacks with no blind spots!”
“Straight to heaven!”
“Waaah~ My eyes are ruined!”
Chang Fa sobbed, “Jiang Nan! You’re not human! You toyed with my feelings! You’re so cruel!”
Jiang Nan put hands on hips. “Next time think with the upper half! Even a real girl wouldn’t fall for you. Where do you get your confidence?”
“Hmm? My little cutie~”
“Gwahaha!”
Everyone shivered, teeth itching with hatred!
The moment they remembered that “Witch” was Jiang Nan in disguise, they wanted to die of shame!
The word “thirst” has a knife on top for a reason!
[Lin Chen’s resentment +1000!]
[Chang Fa…]
Right now, over a hundred new students gathered, staring excitedly at the twenty old cats locked in the prison.
This felt like a dream!
The mice didn’t just escape, they captured the cats?!
Everyone now looked at Jiang Nan like he was a god!
This is what a comeback looks like!
“Nan God is the real deal!”
“Nothing more to say, I’m following him forever!”
“Took down all of Group 2, and Nan God didn’t even lift a finger the whole time!”
“This is what they mean by perfect plan!”
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were beaming. They knew exactly how strong the old cats were!
They never imagined it could end like this!
Zhong Yingxue, still bleeding from the nose: “Xiao Nan! You’re amazing!”
Xia Yao snickered: “Xiao Nan! You shameless woman! Hehe~”
Jiang Nan shyly wiped his nose. Cross-dressing in front of everyone to seduce guys…
So thrilling!
He hadn’t even had enough!
He was already itching to do it again!
As expected, cross-dressing: zero times… or infinite times!
Lin Chen gritted his teeth. “Don’t celebrate too soon! Let us out now, or when Teng bro gets back you’re all done for!”
“Just over a hundred of you! You really think that’s enough for him to cut through?”
Chang Fa glared. “Exactly! Better run while you can! My Teng bro can split a hair lengthwise!”
“Took down platinum-level! Soloed over a hundred enemies! Destroyed terrorist organisations! Ninth in our year! You think we’re joking?”
Jiang Nan curled his lip. “When I was casually detonating nukes, you were still dropping rice grains at the dinner table!”
Killed hundreds? Who knows how many Jiang Nan slaughtered when saving Mira!
Xia Yao tugged his sleeve, worried. “Xiao Nan! That guy really is strong. Don’t let your guard down!”
Zhong Yingxue’s pretty face turned serious. “Very strong. I couldn’t even see him draw his blade!”
Jiang Nan flashed a brilliant smile. “Don’t worry!”
Ever since getting wrecked by the Witch, Jiang Nan had been on high alert!
This Wei Teng would only be stronger!
Meanwhile, deep in the forest…
Wei Teng scratched his head. “Wait, which way was it again?”
The ultimate road-idiot was still on his way… chopping trees!
But inside the giant egg hall!
Xiao Chuohuo was pulling out his white hair in clumps. “What… what do we do now?!”
This had never happened in any previous year!
Zhao Dezhu’s face was darker than coal. “You’re asking me? We never should’ve let that kid in!”
“He’s a mouse? That brat’s craftier than a weasel!”
“Whoever he meets gets screwed! You let him collapse the whole game! Happy now?”
Jiang Nan and his mice captured the cats! Then who’s left to hunt the mice?
What kind of test is this anymore?
If he keeps this up, the other groups are doomed too!
They were originally worried about going too hard and crushing the newbies’ spirits!
Now they were worried for the old students! What kind of mess is this?!
Guan Hu clenched his teeth. “No fear! Group 2 still has Wei Teng! He can handle Jiang Nan! Even Old Liu praised that kid’s blade!”
Han Menglu snickered. “You sure Wei Teng can find the camp?”
The map clearly shows he’s going the wrong way! At this rate he’ll be lost in the woods for three days!
Guan Hu’s old face darkened. He immediately opened voice chat!
“Wei Teng! I’m guiding you back! Go left, now!”
Wei Teng’s eyes lit up like he’d seen the light of salvation. “Yes yes! Thanks, Director Hu!”
He raised his sword and started chopping trees again!
Guan Hu’s forehead veins popped. He exploded. “That’s your right! RIGHT! You’re going the wrong way again!”
“Oh oh, s-sorry!”
Han Menglu: (⌒̫⌒) pfft~
Back at Camp 2, the mood was fantastic!
Some were playing gobang with rocks, some taking photos, some arm-wrestling and flexing, some doing cringe dances!
A few “baldies” poked holes in clothes, put them over their heads, and stood on the cliff shaking their heads like disco balls!
It was a full-blown mountain rave!
Absolutely lit!
Lin Chen and the others squatted in prison, tears streaming!
Look at this! Just look! Is this human behaviour?!
Jiang Nan sat on a folding stool, beaming!
Xia Yao held a bunch of grapes beside him, plucked one.
“Here! Xiao Nan! Ahh~”
Jiang Nan: (ૢ⁼̴̤̆ꇴ⁼̴̤̆)~ Ahh~
Then she popped it into her own mouth!
“Heehee! Not giving it to you!”
Jiang Nan: (ꐦ≖ꇴ≖)
Just then, a flash of blade light!
Seven or eight big trees crashed down!
Wei Teng, covered in leaves, burst out laughing. “Haha! Brothers! I’m back! Hurry and… hiss~”
He stared at the massive rave in front of him and froze!
This… this is really Camp 2?
Are you sure this isn’t some mountain bandit hideout?
Even Tiger Navigation failed him!
“Director Hu! We took a wrong turn, right?”
Guan Hu, who had guided him the whole way, turned green with rage. “Wrong my ass! Camp 2 has already been taken by Jiang Nan! You’re the last survivor of Group 2!”
“Take down Jiang Nan! That’s your only mission!”
Wei Teng was stunned. For a moment he thought he’d misheard!
Are you kidding? Taken? Just like that?
Jiang Nan stood up from his seat and grinned. “Yo~ Back at last?”
“How do you want to do this? One-on-one or gang beatdown?”
Wei Teng narrowed his eyes. Looking at the hundred-plus people, his brain started hurting!
If they all rushed him at once, he’d have to pay a heavy price to win!
“Real man, of course I choose one-on-one!”
Jiang Nan nodded. “Great, great!”
“You picking one-on-one against all of us, or us picking one-on-one against you?”
Wei Teng smirked coldly. “Naturally I’ll one-on-one… wait…”
“Isn’t that exactly the same as a gang beatdown?!”
[Wei Teng’s resentment +1000!]
