In this situation, once I go home I will definitely be torn apart and devoured alive by the beautiful girls, okay?
The kind that gets beaten until I cry!
Run, run, run!
I thought that by stealing all the little slippers back, I had averted one disaster!
Who knew I had caused an even bigger catastrophe!
With a single teleport, Jiang Nan vanished and arrived at the villa next door!
It was exactly Tao Xinyi’s home!
Guided by his extraordinary perception, he saw that Tao Xinyi was currently wearing pyjamas, her hair tied up in a bun, leaning over a small desk preparing tomorrow’s lessons!
Jiang Nan crouched in the bushes nearby, his face full of hesitation, unsure whether he should disturb Tao Xinyi!
Just at that moment, the house door suddenly swung open!
Tao Xinyi stared at the green Teletubby in the grass by her doorstep and froze completely!
???
The green Teletubby stiffened, tilted its head, and blinked. “Maka Baka!”
Tao Xinyi: (≖_≖)
Oi! Are you being serious right now?
[Resentment value from Tao Xinyi +666!]
Even if you say “Maka Baka”, I am not going to believe a real Teletubby would squat outside my house in the middle of the night!
“Jiang Nan? Why aren’t you at home sleeping in the middle of the night? What Cosplay are you doing?”
Jiang Nan scratched his head in embarrassment. “Sister Xinyi? How did you recognise me?
Tao Xinyi replied, “My hearing is quite sharp, and I remember your heartbeat pattern!”
“Why aren’t you going home?”
Jiang Nan shuddered. “That home! Better not go back! I… can I stay at your place for one night?”
Tao Xinyi sniggered. “Did you have a fight? Then come and stay one night. Tomorrow you can go apologise to them!”
Jiang Nan’s little face turned deathly pale. “If apologies worked, what would we need Teletubbies for!”
“Sister Xinyi, considering how seriously I usually study, even persisting with homework while vomiting blood, if someone tries to hit me in class tomorrow, Teacher, you must protect me!”
Tao Xinyi was stunned. Was it that serious?
Yet she still smiled. “Don’t be scared! Teacher will protect you! Come inside, it’s cold out here!”
…
In the living room, ten bald-headed muscular Barbies sat on the sofa hugging their knees and sobbing!
One of them was even glowing!
Ning Youyou, who had drunk her fill, was the largest.
Almost two and a half metres tall!
Although they were all crying, they did not look weak in the slightest!
Hua Ling wailed, “Boo hoo hoo, what are we going to do! I’ve become completely uncute!”
Leng Yan cried, “My head right now is literally a boiled egg!”
Yu Qingqing snarled, “Right now I just want to find Brother Nan! And play the game of smashing his chest with iron fists! It will definitely be super fun!”
Ning Youyou: -`(*¯ㅿ¯*;)´-
*burp*
Xia Yao shouted, “Youyou! Wake up! Youyou! Don’t fall asleep!”
Zhong Yingxue covered her face. “You all soaked for too long. I’m afraid you won’t change back tomorrow morning!”
At this moment the muscular Barbies completely panicked!
“Then… then what are we going to do!”
“Just thinking about going to class tomorrow makes me want to die!”
“Sisters! Hurry and think of something!”
…
The lights in Maple Forest Villa stayed on did not go out until deep into the night!
Early the next morning, all the boys arrived at the classroom very early!
Seeing that none of the girls or Jiang Nan had arrived, they immediately started gnashing their teeth and banging on their desks!
Yesterday they had personally watched Jiang Nan lead every girl in the class to his huge villa!
That night! How exciting must it have been?
At this moment, Glasses Bro was lying on his desk, sobbing non-stop!
“Du Yue also went to live in Brother Nan’s big villa! What am I supposed to do? I love her so much!”
Qin Shou gently patted his shoulder beside him, his face full of profundity. “With the way you are, it’s already good enough if you can find a girlfriend at all!”
“Of course you choose to forgive her!”
“Come on my little cutie! Here’s your forgiveness hat!”
Qi Yu added, “What are you scared of? If you want to get by in life, you must wear a little green on your head!”
Glasses Bro: (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
Just then!
Tao Xinyi walked into the classroom holding the hand of a green Teletubby!
Everyone was stunned!
Jiang Nan?
Playing this wild like this? He’s even wearing a full Teletubby suit?
Jiang Nan did not return to his own seat at all. Instead he sat right beside the lectern!
He simply did not dare to be too far from Tao Xinyi, okay?
Otherwise he was afraid there would not be time to save him later!
Last night his resentment value had kept rising without stop!
Even this morning it was still going up!
Tao Xinyi looked puzzled. “It’s already six o’clock! Why haven’t the girls arrived yet?”
Meanwhile Jiang Nan had already started trembling, the antennae on his head swaying left and right!
╭*⸜╮ﾐ╭i╮ﾐ╭⸝*╮
As soon as she finished speaking!
The classroom door was suddenly flung open, and a dark shadow completely blocked the light coming in from outside!
It stayed there motionless for a long time!
Tao Xinyi asked doubtfully, “This student? Why are you standing outside? Come in…”
“BOOM!”
A huge explosion!
The entire classroom door was smashed off its hinges!
Concrete chunks and broken bricks flew everywhere!
A two-and-a-half-metre-tall muscular monster “squeezed” its way in!
The originally rectangular door frame was forcibly reshaped into a human silhouette!
The newcomer wore a white hoodie with a “ෆ” logo on the chest!
Yet it was stretched so tight it looked like a bodysuit!
Below were black stockings and a pleated skirt. Combined with that physique, it was simply unbearable to look at!
On its head was a motorcycle helmet! On its back was a cute girly schoolbag!
At this moment!
Every boy in the class: Σ(›꒪ﾛ꒪‹)
Their jaws almost hit the floor!
Tao Xinyi turned completely to stone on the spot!
What on earth had just walked in!
This… this…
Such a majestic physique, such overwhelming pressure!
Jiang Nan’s antennae shook even faster!
“S… sorry Teacher! You can ask Nan Shen to pay for the door!”
A sweet female voice rang out, yet it dealt tons of critical damage to all the boys present!
“Pfft… no way? A girl?”
“This… who is it? Sounds like Ning Youyou!”
“Don’t be ridiculous! She’s so tiny! How could she poss…”
Before he could finish, that muscular Barbie had already sat down in Ning Youyou’s seat!
[Resentment value from Ning Youyou +888!]
Before anyone could react!
One after another, muscular fierce girls wearing motorcycle helmets marched in through the human-shaped hole Ning Youyou had created!
The entire class fell deathly silent!
“N… no way? What’s going on? In just one night! How did they all mutate?”
“Pfft! I feel like one punch from them could send me flying into orbit!”
“Did they drink Super Soldier serum or something!”
“What on earth did they go through last night!”
In an instant, every gaze in the room focused on Jiang Nan…
Jiang Nan: (˵⋟﹏⋞˵)
It’s not my fault! Not my fault!
Countless stares bored into the back of the Teletubby!
*creak creak*
Glasses Bro’s face was ashen. Looking at Du Yue, now built like an ox, his facial muscles twitched!
“So… is it still possible to break up now?”
Du Yue: !!!
She raised her fist and smashed it straight into Glasses Bro’s face!
His glasses instantly met their maker!
“You dare!”
Everyone shivered violently!
“I don’t love her anymore, I don’t love her anymore!”
“So! Love can disappear, right?”
“No! Love can be transferred!”
At least some of the girls were still normal!
Jiang Nan is way too perverted! How much super-strength potion did he make them drink!
What kind of taste is that!
Far too unique!
Yu Qingqing pulled her water cup out of her desk, gripping it carefully with giant hands, seeming to hesitate about whether to open it!
Qin Shou laughed. “Pfft, Little Fish! You can’t unscrew the lid, can you?”
“With your current build! You could twist someone’s head off! Your womanly strength is explo…”
“BANG!”
The stainless steel thermos was instantly crushed, deformed like putty!
Yu Qingqing: ꐦ
Qin Shou’s face went white in a flash!
“Little Fish! I didn’t…”
“BOOM!”
A massive explosion!
Yu Qingqing stretched out one arm and slammed it forward! She did not even move her body!
Qin Shou was sent flying as though hit by a tank shell!
“BOOM! BOOM!”
Two more huge crashes!
Qin Shou smashed straight through the classroom wall and then the outer corridor wall, flying all the way to the sports field…
The entire classroom became dead silent. Qi Yu, who had been holding back laughter a moment ago, could not laugh any more!
He immediately sat up straight, his teeth chattering!
Tao Xinyi wore a terrified expression. “L… let’s start class now!”
Looking down at the ten helmeted giant beasts below, Tao Xinyi did not even dare to speak loudly!
The pressure is too great!
