Late at night, the singing in the living room continued without pause. The chargers kept tirelessly infusing energy into the spring onions!
Everyone wore bitter expressions on their little faces, brainwashed by the demonic song and moves!
Iron Cow jumped the best. She had already debuted as centre and taken the lead dancer position!
As for Jiangnan, he was hiding in his room right now, organising his alternate dimension and checking the small fortunes he had swindled!
Looking at the treasures spread across the floor, Jiangnan was practically melting with joy!
Jiangnan: (｡⁼̴̤̆ヮ⁼̴̤̆｡)
Cash and gold bricks aside, especially the hundred pieces of Ice Flame Crystal he had tricked from the Viking clan!
Once back home, putting them on the market would definitely cause a sensation. It would surely be enough to marry a beautiful wife!
“I wonder if they sell by weight or by piece. Whatever! First engrave weight-increasing curse scripts on them…”
Jiangnan lifted the iron chest lid, and the smile on his face froze abruptly!
Over half the Ice Flame Crystals in the chest had crumbled into ash!
The griffin egg had somehow burrowed in!
It had rooted around in the chest, absorbing streams of red-blue essence into itself!
In the blink of an eye, all 100 pieces of Ice Flame Crystal in the chest had turned to ash!
The red-blue stripes on the griffin eggshell became even more vivid, flowing like water waves!
(Egg) seemed to notice Jiangnan. It jumped into his arms, rubbing affectionately!
As if seeking praise!
Look! I eat so much!
Jiangnan’s eyes reddened. He petrified instantly, throwing his head back in a mournful howl!
“Awooo!!!”
A heart-wrenching scream that could only come from being hurt seventy or eighty times echoed through the entire room!
“Aaaah! You little rascal! You ate one of my wives!”
“You compensate! Compensate me!”
(Egg) ???
Jiangnan held the egg up to his face and headbutted it frantically, producing clanging metal sounds!
(Egg) trembled in fear!
“You ate so many of my treasures, sucking my spiritual energy every day. Why haven’t you hatched yet!”
“I have invested so much. If you hatch and I cannot ride you, I will roast and eat you!”
The egg shrank into Jiangnan’s arms, rubbing nonstop, as if saying I will let you ride! Master, do not be angry!
Jiangnan gently stroked (Egg), his face full of heartache!
But he was also amazed. It seemed no spirit beast egg could absorb the essence of spiritual materials, right?
And Ice Flame Crystal was especially unique. Could it have mutated beyond one attribute?
It was already so sentient before hatching. Jiangnan was quite looking forward to the day it hatched!
His halberd technique was maxed out. Jiangnan knew clearly that to unleash the full power of the Fangtian Painted Halberd!
He needed to pair it with a mount. Many stunning moves required riding a mount to perform!
“Hey? What if you have actually grown inside, but the shell is too hard to break, so you cannot hatch?”
“I think it is very possible! How about I help you break the shell!”
“I have an electric drill, angle grinder, hole opener…”
[Resentment value from (Egg) +555!]
It terrified the egg. It jumped out of Jiangnan’s arms, shaking nonstop!
Master really is a devil!
Excuses! All excuses! He just wants to eat baby!
Jiangnan was rummaging for the electric drill!
His phone rang. It was a video call from Big Wolf Extinction!
Jiangnan’s eyes lit up. He quickly answered!
A stunningly beautiful face appeared on the screen!
“Hehe! Answered, answered!”
“Where is it? Where is Brother Jiangnan? Mira wants to see?”
Another pretty little face squeezed into the frame. It was Little Mira!
Xia Yao held the phone high: “Convenient for video, Xiao Nan? We came to Kyoto this weekend to see Little Mira!”
In the frame, everyone sat around a table laden with snacks and new clothes bought for Mira!
Jiangnan’s face softened: “Plenty of time. I am free! Why not wait for me to go together?”
Zhong Yingxue smiled: “We did not know when you would return, so we came first. Do not worry about the academy. I will help you catch up on missed lessons when you return!”
“Is it cold there? Dangerous? Injured? Eating breakfast properly…”
At this moment, Zhong Yingxue was like an opened chatterbox, throwing out countless questions at once!
It showed how worried she had been about Jiangnan these days!
Jiangnan smiled brightly: “Everything is fine. If things go smoothly, I will be back before the 20th!”
Zhong Yingxue’s eyes sparkled: “Really?”
“Really! Why lie to you? Not dangerous at all. Like a vacation, okay?”
He opened the door, flipped the camera, and aimed it at the chargers in the living room jumping and flinging onion sword technique!
Instantly, Xia Yao and the others’ minds went blank!
What situation!
Why is a group dancing in the living room? Such a joyful atmosphere?
Did Xiao Nan travel all the way to the American metropolis to become a dance coach?
In just a few days? He developed a onion-flinging dance troupe?
At that moment, Wu Liang’s eyes lit up. He stood abruptly: “Nan Bro, do not move! Pan the camera left. Yes, yes!”
Jiangnan was stunned: “Big bro? What is wrong?”
The camera was now aimed at Iron Cow jumping the onion-flinging dance!
Wu Liang’s face flushed, expression excited, eyes almost poking into the screen!
“Nan Bro! Can you help ask for this girl’s contact? How… how old is she? Does she have a boyfriend? I… I…”
Jiangnan: ???
Wait, hold on!
Already smitten?
Brother! Your taste is getting weirder!
That is not the point!
The key is how the heck did you tell Iron Cow is a girl!
She did not shave this morning. How to tell male or female!
“Brother! You sure? You really fancy her?”
Wu Liang’s spirit surged, face serious!
“It is that heart-pounding feeling! Look at her robust biceps, trapezius! Bronze skin, powerfully sensual waist!”
“Especially those two braids leaping with the dance. Pure yet cute! This is first love feeling!”
“Radiating astonishing charm every moment! Did you not feel her femininity?”
Jiangnan: !!!
Is your understanding of femininity misguided?
Femininity is not punching through tank armour femininity!
Is first love this feeling?
Others have floral dress fresh first love!
Yours is reinforced concrete bulldozer first love!
“Nan Bro! First time so smitten. My happiness for the rest of life depends on you!”
Jiangnan scratched his head, face troubled: “How do I say this!”
Wu Liang urged: “Nan Bro! Give her the phone. I will talk!”
Jiangnan darkened his face, went to Iron Cow, and stuffed the phone into her hand!
“Mm~ Nan God? What is it?”
“I have a brother. He has something to say to you!”
Iron Cow looked baffled, glancing at the phone screen!
Wu Liang took a deep breath, pulled out a bottle of Vigour 2.0 from his bag, and chugged it!
“Ah ha!”
Muscles exploded instantly, ripping his clothes. Wu Liang transformed into a muscle hunk! Leopard print thong very eye-catching!
Wu Liang knew deeply!
Only muscles attract muscles!
Wu Liang’s eyes full of sincerity, he spoke!
“Hey! Sis! Want to make little people together?”
Jiangnan: Pfftꉂꉂ(꒪ε꒪|||)
What the heck make little people together?
No one goes straight to the point like this. Even Liuli is not this direct!
Skipping all steps?
At this moment, Skinny Monkey and the others were dumbfounded. What situation?
Which warrior actually fell for Iron Cow sister?
Iron Cow looked at Wu Liang’s explosive muscles, eyes shining, two blushes rising on her cheeks, twisting shyly!
“Oh my~ you are so annoying. I do not even know you. Coming on wanting to make little people with me? I am shy~”
Jiangnan: (๐*口*)✧ Aaaaah, my eyes! Eyes!
If shy, be shy! Grip my phone lighter, okay?
You crushed the tempered glass!
Wu Liang eyes deep: “Any encounter not aimed at making little people is hooliganism!”
“Every one of my 639 muscles tells me you are the one I have waited for! So, make little people?”
Jiangnan was stunned now!
What Mary Sue muscle man confession. Sounds so romantic!
Wu Liang has talent!
Iron Cow clutched the phone, breathing rapid, face red and steaming!
(⑉•﹏•⑉)
“I feel something for you too. Heart never beat this fast. How about we add friends first, get to know deeply, then discuss making little people! I…”
“Crack!”
Air fell into absolute silence. Jiangnan’s phone had been mercilessly crushed into slag by Iron Cow’s iron hand, even smoking…
“Ah!!! Sorry Nan God! I… I got too excited, did not notice and… and…”
Jiangnan: (◜◡‾) No… nothing. For love!
Waaah~
This phone was the first one Big Wolf Extinction gave me!
