Jiangnan listened to the bearded man’s confession and couldn’t help but feel a headache!
The Bose body matter was absolutely top-secret even within Area 53!
The bearded man only knew that in the afternoon a group of Black Panther spiritual martial troops had escorted something in, and Buffett had come too!
As for exactly where it was being held, he had no idea at all!
Jiangnan put away his small notebook and grinned. “Not bad performance, so I’ve decided to give you a reward!”
The bearded man was nearly going crazy at this point. He had no clue why he couldn’t stop himself from spilling everything!
“What reward?”
Jiangnan pulled out a pair of fiery passion gloves, put them on, and smiled brightly. “A reward of ten big slaps!”
The bearded man: ???
I already confessed everything, so why are you still hitting me?
Are today’s bandits this deranged?
I think you just wanted to slap my face all along!
While speaking, Jiangnan’s big slaps were already swinging!
Slap slap slap slap slap!
The bearded man’s head was slapped left and right. After ten big slaps, Jiangnan grabbed an empty liquor bottle nearby and smashed it over the bearded man’s head!
“Bang!”
The bearded man was instantly knocked into a dazed state!
Senbonzakura: ∑(°口°๐)
He cooperated with you so well, so why are you still beating him!
Killing someone doesn’t have to be so humiliating. Couldn’t you just end his life nicely?
Jiangnan removed the spirit-binding handcuffs from the bearded man, hoisted him up, and vanished!
Before Senbonzakura could react, three seconds later Jiangnan reappeared in bathroom stall seven carrying a bespectacled man!
He clamped a hand over the bespectacled man’s mouth and unleashed a flurry of meteor punches straight to the stomach!
“Mm!!!”
The bespectacled man looked terrified, struggling wildly!
Why was I suddenly dragged to the toilet in the middle of the night by a Teletubby and beaten up!
Straight-up beating me! Just beating me!
Not even letting me say a word?
Jiangnan only spoke after finishing the beating. “Don’t give me useless nonsense. Cooperate and put these on quick. I’m in a hurry!”
The bespectacled man: !!!
What nonsense did I give? I didn’t even say anything and you already hit me!
Are today’s bandits this unreasonable?
[Resentment value from Jeanne d’Arc Warwick +1000!]
He didn’t dare talk back to Jiangnan anymore and obediently put on the spirit-binding handcuffs!
Senbonzakura was utterly stunned. “Did you just kill that first guy?”
Jiangnan: “No way! I sent him back to the dormitory to keep sleeping!”
Senbonzakura: (｡･᷄口･᷅) Huh?
“Are you crazy? When he wakes up tomorrow he’ll definitely report us! Won’t that expose everything? How could you…”
“I’ll help you kill him then!”
She was about to go kill someone when Jiangnan pulled her back.
“Relax! When he wakes up tomorrow his face will just hurt a bit at most. He won’t remember anything! I’ve got it under control!”
Senbonzakura was baffled. How could he not remember? You slapped him so many times…
Forget it, forget it! Jiangnan isn’t even worried, so why should I worry for him? The emperor isn’t anxious, why should the pretty girl be?
What Senbonzakura had no idea was that deadly green棒子 + fiery passion gloves was basically incognito mode in the browser!
It let you find all the study materials you wanted without leaving any trace! Super nice!
After force-feeding the bespectacled man another bottle of deadly green棒子, the five-minute rapid-fire Q&A session began!
Under Senbonzakura’s bewildered gaze, Jiangnan frantically started grabbing people into the bathroom!
Grab someone, beat them first, put on handcuffs, pour beer, rapid Q&A! Ten slaps plus one head-smashing knockout!
Throw them back to sleep, then grab the next one!
Extremely procedural, practically a semi-automated interrogation assembly line!
Senbonzakura was dumbfounded, as if she had discovered a new world. Is it really okay for your efficiency to be this terrifying?
Later on, even Senbonzakura couldn’t resist pulling out her own small notebook to take notes!
Because a lot of the information coming out was absolute classified secrets. No point in not writing it down!
Three or four hours passed, and bathroom stall seven never had a moment of peace!
Jiangnan successively grabbed twenty to thirty people, not limited to platinum or gold ranks. He even grabbed two diamonds!
When he couldn’t beat them, Senbonzakura stepped in to help cuff them and hold them down for Jiangnan to hit!
Even people who got up in the middle of the night to use the toilet were dragged into the stall by Jiangnan, beaten, and questioned!
In this moment Jiangnan seemed to transform into the Bathroom War God. This 1.5-square-metre stall was the domain of War God Jiang!
For some reason Senbonzakura started getting excited too. Sneaking around doing bad things felt so good!
At four in the morning, the invisibility suits were about to run out of time. Jiangnan rubbed his sore arms, looked at the thick notebook he had filled, and felt satisfied!
Senbonzakura: “I can understand grabbing diamonds, but dragging the cafeteria lunch lady in for interrogation is going too far!”
“Wait! You’re not planning to poison them, are you?”
Jiangnan pouted. “Nonsense! How could I do something so despicable?”
“I just wanted to understand the food here!”
Senbonzakura: (乛_乛｡)
Right! That’s exactly how despicable you are!
I bet one dollar you’re definitely going to poison them!
Jiangnan chuckled gleefully!
After all this, he had roughly grasped the situation in Area 53!
Both A and B zones were heavily guarded, with nearly five thousand permanently stationed Black Panther spiritual martial troops on twenty-four-hour patrol!
Plus the wind-type Star Shine Buffett and Star Shine Quinn, both big shots currently in Area 53!
And all sorts of staff, totalling over thirty thousand people, with quite a few combat-capable!
But everyone has to eat, right?
At lunchtime, whether spiritual martial troops or staff, everyone goes to the cafeteria!
In an instant, a bunch of immature ideas popped into Jiangnan’s little head!
“Let’s go! Scout the cafeteria once, then head back!”
Senbonzakura pouted. Still saying you don’t want to poison them?
The two cleaned up the scene and scouted the cafeteria terrain!
As for the Bose body’s detention location, Jiangnan had also roughly learned it from the two diamonds!
After being transported in, the Bose body was locked in the plasma collider laboratory!
Star Shine big shot Quinn was permanently stationed there!
The most disgusting part was that the core area of the lab was built with spirit-binding iron ore, specifically to prevent spatial intrusions!
The Black Panther spiritual martial troops guarding the lab had all been screened for beast transformation or strength-type abilities, plus special training!
Their physical qualities were super strong. Even in a spirit-binding environment, they could still unleash astonishing combat power!
The defence around the Bose body was almost perversely tight. Apart from forcing entry, there was basically no other way in!
On the way back, seeing Jiangnan’s worried face, Senbonzakura teased. “Told you poisoning has no chance. How many could you poison? If they see others getting poisoned, they’ll definitely stop eating!”
“How about we just call it quits? I’ll give you some money, and you remove my stench…”
Jiangnan rolled his eyes. “Why do you always want to quit? Is Gao Laozhuang that attractive? Wait till I flatten Area 53 and show you!”
Senbonzakura: (๐≖ᴗ≖) Mm mm mm~ I believe you! I want to see how you show off! Don’t show yourself to death! Bathroom War God!
Jiangnan glared and pounced on her!
[Resentment value from Senbonzakura +1000!]
[From Senbonzakura…]
“Hey hey hey! Stop pulling my antenna, it hurts! Let go! I won’t say it anymore! Let go!”
All the way back to the motel, Rokuka and the other three were sitting cross-legged on the bed playing games happily!
Seeing Jiangnan and Senbonzakura return, they hurriedly stuffed the game console under the blanket, looking exactly like kids caught playing on their phones in class!
Jiangnan looked at his small notebook and flipped to the cafeteria menu section!
Area 53’s food was excellent. For lunch, besides rich dishes and balanced nutrition, every meal included fruit and fat-happy water as sides!
The ideas in Jiangnan’s head gradually matured. He was ready to add some ingredients. The terrain had been scouted!
When Lynx and the others six ate Lucky Little Cherries and formed an unluckiness field, they summoned a meteor shower!
If thirty thousand people in Area 53 all ate Lucky Little Cherries and formed an unluckiness field, what kind of massive scene would that be?
It would be insanely exciting!
The more he thought about it, the more excited Jiangnan became. He immediately waved his hand. “Come come come! You three little ones, time to work!”
Lan Bo, Fen Bo, and Rokuka instantly jumped off the bed with excited expressions!
“Finally we get to be useful?”
“What mission?”
“We’re actually really strong too! Really, no lie!”
Jiangnan chuckled. “Help me squeeze juice!”
Lan Bo: (˃᷄˶˶˶˂᷅) Ah ya!
Fen Bo: (ﾉ)̫(ヾ) Shy shy!
Rokuka: (*･᷄‸･᷅*) Mm?
Senbonzakura panicked. “Hey hey hey! Jiangnan, don’t go too far! I don’t care what you do with those two little captives! But Rokuka is mine!”
“Besides… I’m still here! You want me to just watch you… you…”
Jiangnan was stunned. “You want to help squeeze juice too? Then join in!”
Senbonzakura: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)
“Ptooey! In your dreams, you pervert! You still want me to…”
Jiangnan looked utterly baffled. “Why are you cursing me? If you don’t want to squeeze, then don’t!”
He pulled three juicers and a big basket of Lucky Little Cherries out of his dimensional space and placed them on the table!
“Hurry up and get to it! Huge workload! Squeeze for me! Squeeze hard!”
Lan Bo, Fen Bo, Rokuka: (|||≖_≖)
Senbonzakura: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
[Resentment value from Senbonzakura +1000!]
[From Senbonzakura…]
Jiangnan! Go die!
I just~%?…;#*’☆&℃$︿!!!
Senbonzakura’s pretty face nearly exploded red. She thought Jiangnan was going to… going to…
Who could have guessed you just wanted to juice cherries!
And weren’t we supposed to storm Area 53? What does juicing cherries have to do with anything!
Rokuka and the other two were already at the table juicing the little cherries!
The furious Senbonzakura stormed into the bathroom and slammed the door!
For this plan to be completely foolproof, Jiangnan had taken out a total of ninety thousand Lucky Little Cherries!
Yes! Ninety thousand!
Each one cost one hundred resentment points from the consolation prize system shop!
Spending nine million resentment points in one go, if there weren’t other people in the room, Jiangnan would already be squatting on the ground crying!
