Jiangnan slept straight through until noon the next day before rubbing his eyes and waking up!
Warm sunlight streamed through the window, shining on the three juice maidens!
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All three wore expressions as if they were about to ascend to heaven. The freshly squeezed cherry juice filled an entire row of large strength buckets!
Jiangnan got out of bed and stretched lazily. “Let’s go! As a reward for your hard work, I’m treating you all to barbecue!”
The moment he spoke, the three juice maidens instantly perked up!
“Barbecue! Big chunks of meat!”
“Little cakes, big sundaes, mango chunks! Yeeeah~”
“Finally getting food? I’m starving so bad!”
They were already preparing to head out when they noticed Senbonzakura still sitting motionless on yesterday’s chair, hands propped on her knees.
Jiangnan walked over with a suspicious look. “What’s wrong? Not coming? Opportunities like this are rare! Me treating everyone to a meal is something you might not see again in your next life!”
Senbonzakura bit her teeth hard. “You… you guys go ahead. I can’t move right now!”
If I move now the state will break, and then… then…
Seven more hours! Hold it in!
Senbonzakura, you can do this!
Fight!
Jiangnan was stunned. “You didn’t sit here all night, did you? Can’t move? Staying completely still like a turtle?”
Senbonzakura: !!!
“You’re the turtle! Mind your own business! I’m not eating! Go go go!”
[Resentment value from Senbonzakura +666!]
[From Senbonzakura…]
What the hell do you mean completely still like a turtle!
Who do you think caused this?
Jiangnan: (เนโแดโ) Oh ho~
His smile grew more and more devilish. Could it be that Senbonzakura had reached her absolute limit and…
Better tease her a bit. Who told you to call me Bathroom War God!
Jiangnan reached out and yanked Senbonzakura’s antenna!
“Ah~”
A sharp scream rang out. Senbonzakura immediately tried to cover her antenna!
But her hands froze in mid-air, then suddenly clutched her lower belly!
[Resentment value from Senbonzakura +1000!]
[From Senbonzakura…]
The resentment value list exploded. At this moment, Senbonzakura’s gaze towards Jiangnan could kill!
Jiangnan swallowed hard!
She… had she broken through her limit?
She couldn’t have really…
Hiss~ Looks like I messed up!
“Ahaha~ Ahahaha~ Let’s go go go, time to eat?”
Jiangnan turned and headed for the door. Rokuka looked confused!
“What’s wrong? Sakura-chan isn’t coming? Is it inconvenient?”
Jiangnan: “No! Your Sakura-chan is currently being very convenient!”
Rokuka: ???
Senbonzakura: (โแตฬ็ฟแตฬ) Jiang! Nan!
[Resentment value from Senbonzakura +1000!]
Jiangnan looked guilty and teleported away with the three juice maidens in tow!
Senbonzakura was on the verge of exploding!
This winter had been the most unforgettable for her… and especially warm!
After eating barbecue and returning to the motel, it was already evening. The Teletubbies suits could finally come off. Senbonzakura locked herself in the bathroom and refused to come out!
Jiangnan rolled his eyes. This one was probably the true Bathroom War God!
With no other choice, Jiangnan packed up the cherry juice and made a trip to Area 53 alone!
Since he had already scouted the terrain, this time Jiangnan didn’t wear the invisibility suit. He slipped straight into Area 53’s cafeteria!
He found the beverage storage cans.
The cafeteria received deliveries from outside every day, and the fat-happy water in these cans was exactly for tomorrow’s lunch!
He opened a space wormhole the size of a coin. At this scale, the spatial fluctuation was extremely small and wouldn’t alert Pierce at all!
“Gulp gulp gulp~”
All the juice from ninety thousand Lucky Little Cherries was poured in!
“Ehehe~ Ehehehe~”
“Bo~”
A soft sound seemed to come from within his body. Jiangnan’s rank rose from gold three to gold four!
Good things really come in pairs. Jiangnan felt even happier!
…
Back at the motel, Senbonzakura finally emerged from the bathroom!
She glared at Jiangnan grumpily. “So have you figured out how to make your move yet? Is the plan ready?”
“How much longer do you plan to make me stink?”
Jiangnan looked full of confidence. “Everything is OK! We move tomorrow at noon!”
Senbonzakura’s eyes sparkled. “What plan? Tell me quick!”
Jiangnan: โฎ(โขฬแดโขฬ)โญ
“I plan to charge in head-on!”
Senbonzakura: (โ_โ;) What? What did you say?
“Charge in head-on? Oh my god! This plan is so rigorous, so thorough, so seamless, so foolproof!”
Jiangnan said proudly. “What do you think?”
[Resentment value from Senbonzakura +1000!]
[From Senbonzakura…]
What are you so smug about!
You think you’re a Dao Heaven or something? Charge head-on? You’re just gold three… uh four, and you want to charge Area 53?
Is your brain waterlogged?
“Hurry up and remove my stench! If you die tomorrow, won’t I stink forever?”
Jiangnan pouted. “Ptooey ptooey ptooey! Die what die? Wait till I flatten Area 53 for you!”
Senbonzakura covered her face. Where on earth does this inexplicable confidence come from?
I never should have boarded this damn thief’s ship!
Sleepless night. The next day at noon, Rokuka and the other two were left at the motel.
Jiangnan and Senbonzakura crouched behind the same huge boulder again, poking half their heads out to peek!
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Lunchtime arrived. Staff and spiritual martial troops arrived at the cafeteria in batches!
This ensured that defence forces remained fully operational at all times!
Inside the cafeteria, the bearded man and bespectacled man sat together to eat. Both looked somewhat unwell!
Bespectacled man: “What’s up, bro? Why do you look so down?”
The bearded man sighed deeply. “No idea what’s going on. Woke up the day before yesterday and my face hurt like fire. Still stings a bit now!”
“Eh? You too? I woke up and my face hurt. Not just my face, my stomach too!”
“Hiss~ You too? And for some reason, these past two days whenever I enter the toilet my heart panics. Especially when I see stall number seven, my legs start shaking!”
“No way! Me too! It’s got me scared to even go to the bathroom!”
The two chatted while eating and drinking their fat-happy water!
After one sip, their eyes lit up!
“Why does mine taste like cherry? Sour and sweet, pretty good!”
“Really! I heard a while back that happy water was getting a cherry flavour. The cafeteria really stepped up!”
Everyone eating in the cafeteria tasted the cherry in their happy water. Thinking it was a new flavour, they didn’t mind and actually loved it!
But as they ate, some people suddenly burst out laughing. Others got so excited they started awkward dancing on the spot!
“Hahaha! I got a raise! Triple! What the hell!”
“Oh my god! I got promoted! Project manager now!”
“What the? I broke through? Up one star? Just eating lunch and drinking soda and I ranked up one star!”
“Announcement from above! Full salary increase for everyone! Housing and cars provided! No worries, just keep working hard!”
“My three girlfriends actually agreed to all four of us living together! Am I dreaming? Goo hahaha!”
“I’m more curious how you even got three girlfriends!”
Laughter echoed far from the cafeteria. Everyone’s faces were flushed with excitement!
It felt like every good thing in the world had come at once!
Buffett finished his drink and took a call. “Re… really? They’re letting me run? Basically locked in for me? Hahahaha! Wait! Let me laugh for a bit first!”
Buffett hung up and did a backflip on the spot, exploding with excitement!
He thought the data incident would bring heavy punishment. Who knew he’d get promoted instead?
Buffett! You truly are the chosen one!
In his office, Star Shine big shot Quinn leisurely finished his happy water and scrolled on his phone!
“Cough cough cough! All hit? All fourteen numbers? Three hundred and fifty-seven million?”
“Aaahhh! I knew it! I knew I’d have my day!”
The excited Quinn hugged his phone and kissed it madly!
Mua! Mua! Goo hahaha!
An hour and a half later, lunchtime ended. Every person who left the cafeteria wore a blissful smile!
Oh my god! Is this world just a bit too wonderful?
The entire Area 53 was immersed in joy and laughter. The sounds echoed far, even reaching Jiangnan and Senbonzakura hiding behind the boulder!
Jiangnan chuckled wickedly with an auntie smile!
The spiked fat-happy water really could make people happy!
Go ahead and be happy! Your Happy Baby is finally at ease!
All the effort was worth it!
My ultimate goal is to bring happiness to this world!
Beside him, Senbonzakura stared dumbfounded at the joyful Area 53!
What the heck? Just lunch and they’re this ecstatic?
The backflip was going too far!
“Look! They know you’re planning to charge Area 53 head-on and they’re mocking you over there!”
Jiangnan pouted, turned back and gave Senbonzakura a forehead flick. “Nonsense! They’re mocking you for being twenty-six and still wetting your pants!”
Senbonzakura: !!!
“Aaahhh! Jiangnan! You still dare say it!”
