Liu Yuan: “Report! His daughter-in-law is a goddess and never gets angry with him, only takes it out on others.”
Ooh!
Nice guy!
Guo Xiao Xi and Zhang Yi Feng looked at Li Tie Zhu, their eyes were full of envy and jealousy, how can the gap between people be so big?
Even the instructor was a bit moved, Li Tiezhu is really strong!
Pop-up screen:
“God damn can’t beat me!”
“Hit the head?”
“If you hit the head, it might be half a catty, Iron Fist versus Iron Head?”
“Isn’t it Iron Pillar versus Iron Head?”
“Hahaha ……”
“Is this the car that goes to the Child Abduction Park? Stop the car!”
“I can’t, my stomach hurts.”
“Song Zhu’er is the magical woman ……”
“Li Tiezhu is the essence of this show!”
“He’s the essence of any show he’s on.”
“Absolute!”
Next, it came to the part where the soldiers took turns to go on stage to come up with questions for their teammates to answer, Liu Yuan went first and planted himself.
Then came Li Tiezhu, who marched to the front with a square step.
“Pfft ……”
The following three all laughed.
Instructor: “No laughing! To ensure the seriousness of the training, unless …… can’t help it.”
The instructor’s shoulders were also shaking, but at least he was able to hold it in.
Li Tiezhu: “In the middle of the night ……”
Then, there was a long period of silence, and Li Tiezhu rolled his Xu Sando style eyes and tried to think. It shouldn’t be ah! It can’t be ah! I have 99 IQ points, it’s only logical that I should have smartened up!
But thinking this kind of thing is not completely linked to IQ, there is also a thinking inertia and training problems, are Li Tiezhu completely do not have.
After a while, Li Tiezhu said, “At half past ten in the middle of the night, I bought three ice creams and gave everyone …… four each.”
Guo Xiaoxi: “A total of three, how to share four per person?”
The instructor asked Li Tiezhu to repeat it again.
Li Tiezhu and stayed, just I said what came, ah …… finally remembered: “Ten and a half, bought three ice cream, divided into four people how to share?”
Guo Xiaoxi translated quickly: “two two three holes, bought three ice cream, divided into four people how to share?”
Instructor: “Did he translate correctly?”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah …… right!”
Instructor: “Li Tiezhu, how to divide it?”
Li Tiezhu did not hesitate this time: “Kill one first.”
Instructor: “Pfft~ Is he right?”
Zhang Yi Feng: “Report, no! He should have said kill the youngest.”
Li Tiezhu was dumbfounded and could only do push-ups by himself.
Zhang Yi Feng: “Report! Let’s change the instructor, or else we’ll learn more and more.”
Instructor: “Li Tiezhu, he said he wants to change you, are you convinced?”
Li Tiezhu: “Convinced.”
Instructor: “……”
The crowd stifled laughter.
Instructor: “Are you convinced? You’re convinced here? No challenge?”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m convinced! No more challenges.”
I have to say, Li Tiezhu on his own “strength” is still very forced, like this kind of thing he simply can not do.
Anyway, this day, Li Tiezhu made a lot of jokes, and everyone was not surprised.
Yuan Heng and Wu Litao were undoubtedly the worst, because they were both exhausted after smashing iron bars for a day, especially Wu Litao, who had a weak physique.
The next day, it was the tank driving course and the shooting course, this time the whole team could participate in the training.
However, after all, it was a recording of the programme, so it couldn’t be as abundant as the soldiers’ training.
On the third day it was time to pick a speciality, and Li Tiezhu was a little nervous.
The results of the selection are as follows:
Tank Driving: Guo Xiaoxi, Li Tiezhu
Tank communication speciality: Wu Litao, Yuan Heng
Tank Shooting: Liu Yuan, Zhang Yi Feng.
At the end of the allocation, some people were happy and some were sad, Yuan Heng didn’t get to drive the tank he longed for, and Wu Litao didn’t get to be a shooter, but the remaining four were satisfied.
Then, the six artists were taken to the training ground of each speciality, Li Tiezhu and Guo Xiaoxi came to the tank training ground full of yellow soil, in front of them parked a Type 96 tank.
The next step was stirrup training, Li Tiezhu’s performance was perfect, Guo Xiaoxi was a bit older but still managed to do it.
Instructor: “Li Tiezhu had the best performance in the previous driving simulation training and stirrup training, you are the first to board the vehicle.”
Li Tiezhu excitedly rushed to the car and drilled into the cab.
Yesterday’s driving simulation training, which was carried out on the indoor simulator, hadn’t felt too much, and only felt that it wasn’t much different from driving a digger, but after really making it into the driver’s seat of the tank today, it was a different story.
Li Tiezhu with a naive smile, touching this, stepping on that, muttering:
“Throttle, brake, gear lever …….”
Later, when interviewed, Li Tiezhu still can not help but be excited: “I never dreamed that I could drive a tank in my life, so excited, I was shaking the whole person! I am rarely so excited. I’ve never been so excited. Not exciting at all okay, driving a tank is exciting ……”
Li Tiezhu really started the tank for the first time, and then the engine began to shake violently and was about to stall.
Too nervous?
No, it is too excited, not enough refuelling to release the clutch.
Li Tiezhu was shocked, subconsciously stepped on the clutch, and then a foot slammed on the accelerator, the tank leaped forward a out, but at least it drove up.
Driving instructor: “Go, go up that slope! Don’t be afraid!”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m not afraid.”
With a kick of the throttle, the tank rushed up the dirt slope.
Instructor: “Slow down, slow down.”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s okay, I’m okay.”
Another kick of the throttle.
The tank waded through the puddle to go up the slope again, then turned ……
There is not much difference with driving a digger, only that the tank’s brake, throttle, and clutch all need to be pressed hard, but Li Tiezhu lacks everything but strength, so the driving speed is still not slow.
If it wasn’t for the fact that the instructor didn’t allow him to change gears, he would have been able to drive faster.
After one lap, Li Tiezhu stopped the tank, not yet finished.
After the driving instructor glanced at where Li Tiezhu stopped the tank, he nodded towards the main instructor, he felt that Li Tiezhu was a natural tank driver. Although slightly excited, but the handling of the unexpected situation is very calm and reasonable, driving very fierce, but climbing the slope and wading through the curves is very stable, and the final position of the stop is even more with the departure of the time is not much different.
Pop-up screen:
“That’s so cool!”
“I want to get a tank car licence!”
“So tanks also have clutches and gear levers?”
“Driving a tank is so cool!”
“The ultimate romance for men!”
“Besides driving a J20, it’s the 96 that’s the most handsome.”
“Tie Zhu is so hyper!”
When the programme team interviewed Li Tiezhu, he said, “It’s just that I feel that all the previous training, all the suffering, is worth it! It’s this programme that made me live a soldier’s dream! Tanks are even a dream within a dream, and my favourite thing is still driving a tank. That’s what I came for!”
Indeed, in the beginning, when the programme team found Li Tiezhu, he did not immediately agree to the programme team because he was busy.
Until the programme team said that he could drive a tank, Song Zhu’er immediately agreed for him, she understood Li Tiezhu too well.
In the evening, the comrades gathered to chat as usual.
Zhang Yi Feng was over there leaning against the wall, doing push-ups upside down, and it was so strong! The young men, Liu Yuan, Wu Litao and Yuan Heng, were bashful.
Yuan Heng tried it and had trouble standing upside down, let alone doing push-ups.
Several more fighters went to challenge him, winning and losing.
Everyone turned their attention to Li Tiezhu again, speaking of which, Li Tiezhu’s size and muscles were really not as good as Zhang Yi Feng’s, at least it appeared so on the outside.
“I, I’ll try.”
Li Tiezhu took off his top and still looked slightly thin, similar to Yuan Heng. But as soon as he exerted himself, he swelled up with exaggerated bat muscles.
“Wow!”
“Hahaha ……”
“How is this a bit like Bruce Lee’s muscles?”
“It looks skinny, but it’s got power.”
“Come one!”
Li Tiezhu did not shirk, taking advantage of the excitement of driving a tank today, inverted, did not lean against the wall, directly inverted, and then easily finished ten push-ups, the body has not fallen.
Zhang Yi Feng could not help but say: “Your balance can be ah! Muscles too, looks quite thin, really strong. Want to compare?”
How to compare?
Of course it was arm wrestling.
Li Tiezhu killed Zhang Yi Feng in seconds, there is nothing to brag about, people are grandparents, and this physical condition, must be served.
Other fighters also came to challenge Li Tiezhu, most of them can not break him.
At this time, the division chief came to knock on the door.
Li Tiezhu startled, thinking that arm wrestling is not considered public gambling, right?
The chief of staff said: “I’m here to give everyone a summer cooling allowance, send cash to everyone.”
Li Tiezhu immediately eyes bright, muttered: “I wonder if we have subsidies.”
Yuan Heng was just as excited, “There should be.”
A few other veterans were handed out first, then it was the turn of the artists.
“Zhang Yi Feng two hundred yuan.”
“Here.”
“Li Tiezhu two hundred yuan.”
“Here, hey.”
Li Tiezhu was overjoyed, there was money to be had, could he not be happy?
“Wu Litao one hundred and fifty yuan.”
“Here.”
“Why is his only 150 yuan?”
“Because he joined the army a little shorter.”
Wulitao himself is quite happy, it has nothing to do with the amount of money, this is one of the results of this period of hard work.
When interviewed, Wu Litao said, “Before, the army did not allow to bring money, eh! I didn’t expect the army to give us money. Oh yeah! My master even extorted fifty yuan from me, he said that was the worship fee. One hundred for me, two hundred and fifty for him.”
Because it was a heatstroke allowance rather than a stipend, the money wasn’t much, but it couldn’t hide everyone’s happiness.
The platoon leader said, “Does everyone want to save it or use it now?”
Crowd: “Then, of course, use it now!”
“Good! Put up the matzah!”
Ten or so people put the matzah, and collectively went out …… to spend money!
Everyone came to the barracks supermarket to buy food, it was called a high.
Li Tiezhu suddenly asked Liu Yuan: “What’s the date today?”
Liu Yuan: “May 24th ah.”
Li Tiezhu: “Wow ……”
Liu Yuan suddenly had a flash of light: “Did you forget to call Zhu’er yesterday? She had her birthday yesterday! I have sent red envelopes.”
Li Tiezhu didn’t deny it, “Then why didn’t you remind me?”
Liu Yuan: “Your girlfriend’s birthday, let me remind you?”
Li Tiezhu: “Forget it, just buy her any birthday present and send it back, eh, I think this tank model is good! She will definitely like it.”
Liu Yuan: “Are you sure?”
Li Tiezhu: “No one knows Hot Paw better than me! Three hundred and eight? Not enough money, you lend me one hundred and thirty.”
Liu Yuan: “Good! I’ll see how you kneel on the scrub board after this airs.”
So, Li Tiezhu bought a tank model and sent it to Song Zhu’er to Kyoto overnight, the postage was still paid by Wu Li Tao.
