Li Tiezhu sat in the car of the programme team went to the TV station, just arrived to start recording, of course, the recording is not a formal singing session, but the guests meet the interaction.
This really needs to be recorded in advance, otherwise, the freshness is gone is very fake, after all, the singers acting ……
The main attraction of this season of “I am the singer” is an old and a small two song list big brother, the small one is naturally Li Tiezhu.
With his five consecutive years of domination of the pop music world, but also to get two Grammy awards, Li Tiezhu has become a new generation of pop king, contemporaneous singers with him are not in a class.
The real debut is the peak, has been crazy has been the peak.
Five years is a very long time span.
Before Li Tiezhu appeared, the Chinese singing world has entered a decade-long recession, it can be said that he carried the entire music world with his own strength.
If this is not a heavenly king, what is a heavenly king?
Just this, not counting Li Tiezhu’s influence in the fashion industry, variety industry, film and television industry.
So, at the beginning of the programme, when introducing Li Tiezhu, this is what he said:
“He once aspired to be a contractor, and his greatest wish was to take the project of the pig farm of his hairdresser’s family. Unfortunately, the heavens did not favour him, and he failed to fulfil his ambition and instead entered the singing world. However, his success or failure …… alone is not important! What is important is that he used his talent to add to the Chinese music scene, from the beginning of his debut, five consecutive years of dominating the pop music scene, and, for the Chinese music scene to bring back two Grammy trophies! He is the mudslide of the Chinese music industry – Li Tie Zhu!”
Li Tiezhu made his entrance, “Eh? What do you mean my gains and losses don’t matter? Am I here to be a contractor in the music industry? Still adding bricks and mortar, programme team you guys make it clear to me. Otherwise, I’ll tie up the director ……”
The screen turns into snowflakes ……
Pop-up screen:
“Hahaha ……”
“Worthy of being a proper brother.”
“Is tying up the director okay? I wanted to see him tie up Hong Bo five years ago ……”
“Hong Bo: I take you out, you tie me up?”
“Tied up for what? Huh~”
“Brother Pillar really came to the singing world as a contractor, look at the quality of those songs.”
“Three albums in five years is already pretty dang good!”
“Every album is an absolute classic!”
“Four! Are you guys looking down on The Royal Engine?”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“It’s true that it’s four in five years, Tie Zhu is back with a new album.”
“Yeah ho~ This one usually makes up for the music type programmes unless it’s about to release a new album.”
“Set off a string of firecrackers to celebrate.”
“Crackle bang, crackle bang bara bang ……”
As the number of seasons of “I Am A Singer” increased, there were already more and more singers who had participated in it again, so the viewers weren’t going to spit on it. What’s more, Li Tiezhu came to sing original songs, and the audience couldn’t wait for him to come back year after year.
The scene shifted and the music teachers began to comment on Li Tiezhu:
“He is a singer who has become popular completely by writing his own songs, and as far as I can remember, there isn’t a single mediocre piece of his work, which is extremely rare amongst the Great Gods of all generations.”
“Li Tiezhu is a true genius, don’t look at him as silly, absolute geniuses are usually different from the norm in their daily lives, they are mavericks. Tie Zhu’s music has been very mature and versatile from the very beginning of his debut, we have yet to see a more versatile singer-songwriter than him at this point in time ……”
“It’s hard to imagine that he’s not even twenty-two years old and has achieved such amazing things! He sings original compositions when he participates in the show, and that’s what I’m most looking forward to on this show ……”
The teachers’ reviews …… are bullsh*t, not professional at all, just propping up the length of the show.
Subtitles:
A week before the competition, the singers’ lounge.
Li Tiezhu knocked on the door of the room, and the grandpa inside lazily said, “Please come in.”
Li Tiezhu walked in carrying a bag of hometown speciality tea and bowed, “Hello teacher, a small gift is no respect.”
Liu Le casually took it, the two of them are already very familiar, last year when Li Tiezhu won the title in “Chinese Good Song”, the mentor was Liu Le. So, Liu Le is considered to be the real one, one of Li Tiezhu’s teachers in music.
Liu Le: “What’s the situation?”
Li Tiezhu: “Just got off the plane and was dragged here ……”
Liu Le instantly put on a mask: “You hide me away!”
Li Tiezhu: “I came from Kyoto.”
Liu Le then smiled, “That’s more or less the same, what’s your situation? I don’t see you on the programme list!”
Li Tiezhu: “Isn’t it because some of the guests are abroad and can’t come? I was pulled in temporarily to make up the numbers.”
“You still make up the numbers? Do you still call yourself a make up number?”
“With you here, I’m not just making up the numbers?”
“Tch …… you changed! You’ve become a smooth talker, you didn’t used to have so many twists and turns.”
“What was I like before?”
“In the past, you would have thought my braids were ugly and that I had no neck ……”
“I feel the same way now, and you don’t have a neck in the first place.”
“I ……”
“Try stretching your neck if you don’t believe me?”
“No.”
“I help you stretch, the cameraman pay attention to shoot close-up ah! One, two, three, go you ……”
“yue~”
Liu Le never dreamed that the first time he came to the stage of I Am A Singer, the first talent he performed was stretching his neck, or was forced to stretch his neck.
Li Tiezhu plucked his rounded head and yanked it upwards, a huge force came from him that was impossible to resist.
Liu Le was hardened by Li Tiezhu and pulled out a neck!
The latter teacher is very sweet, and also marked, from the torso connection to the lower edge of the double chin, the total length ……
2.5cm.
The pop-ups are f*cking stupid:
“My f*cking head fell off ……”
“Bull!”
“Serious brother is really serious!”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“Is 2.5cm serious?”
“Late plus chicken legs!”
“Hey yo hey yo pulling carrots, pfft~”
“What good is it to you to laugh your old man to death? Li Tiezhu!”
“Look at Brother Zhu’s serious expression.”
“Liu Le: yue~”
“Hahahahahahaha, can’t live laughing.”
“This is also Tie Zhu, someone else who did this would have died on the spot.”
After letting go of Liu Le’s head, Li Tiezhu seriously faces, “Teacher, you don’t have no neck, just a short neck.”
Liu Le: “Get lost! Roll aside! It hurts me ……”
Li Tiezhu said, “So, I was suddenly captured and arrested, and I’m still a little apprehensive about coming to this show.”
Liu Le rubbed his neck, “What are you apprehensive about? Isn’t this show easy for you? It’s not just, ah…… writing songs! Singing! What’s so difficult about it? Haven’t you been here once before?”
Li Tiezhu said, “But, I haven’t had the idea of releasing a new album recently! I’m still thinking of releasing it next year.”
Liu Le: “Then I’ve arranged homework for you, just for this show, write an album out. Not to mention your fans, I and your Auntie Han Hong can not wait for you to come out a new album, you can be good, but also want to wait for next year?”
Li Tiezhu looked at the system, the intelligence value of more than two hundred, ridiculously rich, never been so rich, so he nodded:
“That’s fine, I’ll just make up a few songs at random.”
Liu Le then said, “Hey! This is right! Who wouldn’t be apprehensive? Look at me, I’m this old ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes! The soil is covered to the neck you.”
Liu Le: “……”
Li Tiezhu: “Teacher, you continue ah.”
Liu Le took a deep breath: “I am more than fifty years old how to ……”
Li Tiezhu: “No, you are almost sixty.”
Liu Le: “Director! Director? Give me to blow this thing away, with him without me, with me without him!”
Li Tiezhu: “Why are you still angry? People’s female artists age is a secret, you a brown man grow a pigtail only, but also secret on it? Pretentious or not?”
Liu Le was dumbfounded, last time in the programme Li Tiezhu was not this fierce.
That was a different status, one was a teacher and one was a trainee, now it’s different, everyone is a guest.
Liu Le was stumped for a while and laughed: “Tie Zhu ah! Have you gone to see the other guests yet?”
Li Tiezhu: “No, I came to you as soon as I arrived.”
Liu Le: “Ah! Thank you hello, have a heart, now have seen the yellow earth buried neck, also go to see the yellow earth buried chest buried navel, can not be thicker than thin.”
Li Tiezhu: “Of course! I will visit every guest.”
“Go.”
“But I still want to discuss music matters with the teacher ……”
“Not today, let’s meet people first, there will be plenty of opportunities to discuss and exchange in the future.”
“Also! Then I’ll leave first ah, teacher.”
“Have a good trip!”
“Bye.”
“Get lost you!”
As soon as Li Tiezhu left the room, Liu Le kicked him and unlocked the room door in the process.
Liu Le let out a long breath, “Pissed me off!”
Outside the door, Li Tiezhu touched his arse: “Eh hey! Teacher Liu Le is still so kind, it’s so nice!”
The pop-ups were stunned, is that how you see things?
So …… hardcore!
Li Tiezhu then went to Escape Plan’s room, he had met with them last year when he recorded Chinese Songs.
There were many people in their room, and Li Tiezhu shook hands and greeted them one by one and gave them gifts.
When he shook hands with an aunt, Li Tiezhu froze: “This is your manager huh? How are you? A small gift is no honour!”
The few people from the escape plan were confused.
“She’s not an agent.”
“Tie Zhu you can actually not recognise her?”
“She’s teacher Qi Yu ah.”
Li Tiezhu let out an oh, I this aunty’s hand even harder.
Auntie’s awkward smile finally eased.
Li Tiezhu said, “So it’s the music teacher, disrespectful disrespectful! Isn’t Mr Liang Xiaobai the music director this time? Hello teacher Qi Yu! Trouble in the future to help me arrange the music with more effort, I’m a particularly stupid person ……”
Qi Yu: “……”
She even suspected for a moment that Li Tiezhu was here to humiliate her.
Teacher Mao San, the lead singer of the Escape Plan, came over and introduced Li Tiezhu in his ear, “This is Teacher Qi Yu from Dull Bay, a well-known singing artist ……”
Li Tiezhu was immediately embarrassed, “This …… is sorry! Teacher Qi Yu, I really don’t know you, don’t mind. Sorry!”
Qi Yu reservedly smiled, “It’s okay, it’s okay, it’s normal that you young people haven’t heard our songs, Li Tiezhu, right? In recent years you listen to the red, I see when the red song you accounted for half more than a few years, you have thirty years old?”
Li Tiezhu: “Twenty-one.”
Qi Yu: “……”
This Nima, did not instead chat ah!
Twenty-one years old, enough to be Qi Yu’s grandson’s age.
Pop-up screen:
“Too awkward, right?”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“Indeed awkward, awkward cancer are committed me.”
“It’s normal that Li Tiezhu hasn’t heard of Qi Yu, he’s just too young.”
“Hahahahaha broker.”
“Li Tiezhu is really Iron Bean.”
“Only twenty-one years old? Why do I feel like I’ve been chasing Li Tiezhu for half my life?”
“He debuted at the age of seventeen, how tender he was.”
“At seventeen years old, Li Tiezhu was so tender that he was …… as black as he is now.”
“Hahaha ……”
After that, Li Tiezhu and shamelessly go to the string, several other singers have acquaintances and do not know, embarrassed Li Tiezhu is not afraid.
Respectively, Wu Qingshan, Zhang Xin and the young singer of Rakshasa country Kostov.
It is worth mentioning that this Kostov, he is two years younger than Li Tiezhu, but three years earlier than Li Tiezhu debut, he is to participate in the children’s singing competition debut, but also a strength of a very outstanding singer.
Li Tiezhu originally did not know that there were crooked people, carrying tea leaves and broke in, then confused: “Hello ah! Nai tear spit mitt oil, good dodo oil dodo?”
Young Kostov also startled: “#@%&*%￥~*%……”
Li Tiezhu froze: “Yak hiss to day money mud day kick, grun kick.”
Kostov’s expression gradually became ecstatic from bewilderment, jumped up and shouted: “robes family by no means dilute the pendulum with, ghosts fascinated by the day eye, God poking and prodding le ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah? You can speak Chinese?”
The interpreter helped to explain: “He will not, he will only a few of your quotes, and do not know the meaning.”
Li Tiezhu: “So, what the hell is he excited about?”
Interpreter: “Little K is an avid fan of yours, originally he wasn’t going to come to this show, you know full well, and when he did, he had to be quarantined for half a month. It was because Hong Bo lied to him that you were coming that he decided to come over, and he didn’t expect …… you to really come.”
Li Tiezhu also saw the strange, calmly nodded his head, over the years he did not go abroad many times, but also not too few, often encountered some foreign artists are his fans of the situation.
I heard that the football-playing snail sucker loved Li Tiezhu’s songs and often played table tennis while listening to his songs.
Translation: “Oh, Little K said he wanted to take a photo with you and wanted your autograph. When he came, he specially prepared an instant imaging camera just to ask for your signature.”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s fine.”
Click click click click ……
After a flurry of shots, Li Tiezhu began to sign and asked, “Why do you like me if you don’t sing properly?”
Kostov: “Because I like music, and anyone who likes music will like your songs! I watched your concert on TV in Rice, the sound of that Chinese trumpet made my blood run cold, as if I was in the battlefield ……”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s called a suona.”
After perfunctory small fans, Li Tiezhu finally returned to his rest room, he pulled out from his bag the Huami Tablet PC that had accompanied him for five years, which he had bought during the final of The Super Voice.
At that time, Li Tiezhu and Yi Xiaomao shared a training room.
Li Tiezhu was ready to copy the song, the door to the room opened, and a familiar stranger walked in, tall and decent looking.
“Ah …… Liang sweet sister.”
“Hmph!”
Liang Sweet copied her hands and sat in the sofa, deliberately ignoring Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu scratched his head, “This season my agent or you?”
Liang Tianyi glared, “What do you mean it’s still me? Do you dislike me? Then I’ll leave?”
She was full of grievances, and she had been holding this grievance for three whole years!
