The silver candle and autumn light are cold on the painting screen, and the small fan is light enough to catch the fireflies. The night sky is as cool as water, and I lie down to watch the Altair and Vega stars. Du Mu’s Autumn Evening
Du Mu’s poem was almost tailor-made for Zhu Pingan. After tea and dinner, Zhu Pingan and Li Shu took the bear child and the little loli to the courtyard to cool off. In ancient times, there was no air conditioning and it was customary to cool off in the courtyard at night.
Li Shu had someone sprinkle sulfur powder in the courtyard to repel snakes, so as to prevent any ungrateful snakes from intruding into the courtyard.
The ground around a few Boshan furnace, incense burner shaped like a sea of fairy mountain, ignite the spices to repel mosquitoes, I do not know how the spices are made, part of the incense mist rising around the Boshan, a part of the incense mist sinking as a waterfall like the mountain and down, Boshan furnace under the plate storage incense soup, down the mountain and the incense mist into the incense soup, just like the sea waves rippling.
Fruit plate snacks snacks hot tea is naturally essential.
Li Shu wrapped around the little loli, hand holding a small tortoiseshell stork feather fan, gently fan the breeze, very warm and harmonious.
As for the side is not harmonious, Zhu Pingan suppressed the bear child, take the bear child belly melon as a pillow, crossing his legs, leisurely.
“Willing to gamble, your bet can be well.”
Zhu Pingan pillowed the bear child’s belly melon, stretched a lazy waist, and complimented the bear child.
“I’m a man, of course I’ll do what I say.”The bear child said in a bullish manner with a stalked neck.
“Mmmmm, not bad.”Zhu Pingan curved the corners of his mouth and did not mince words of praise.
If you want a horse to run, you have to give the horse grass to eat.
“You come up with another question, this time I can definitely answer it. Hmph, when I answer it, it’s my turn to sleep on your pillow.”The suppressed bear child, once again, had high fighting spirit.
“Hmm, well, I’m a little embarrassed after pillowing you for so long, so I’ll give you a simple question this time.”Zhu Pingan pillowed the bear child’s belly melon, nodded with a slight smile and said softly.
Next to the service of the buns little maid painting and others heard, can not help but cover the small mouth giggled, auntie again to come up with a question it ……And did not see the aunt where embarrassed, only see the aunt pillow comfortable very, two legs are cocked up it.
“Do not need you simple, quickly out of the question.”The bear child bullishly and confidently urged.
“Let me think about it, well, there, listen up ha. Ask, why do frogs jump higher than trees.”
Zhu Pingan stroked his chin, listening to the frogs calling faintly from the surroundings, he couldn’t help but tickle the corners of his lips and gave the bear child a question.
“Why does a frog jump higher than a tree? Impossible, how can a frog jump higher than a tree, it’s simply impossible.”When the bear child heard the question, he was instantly stumped, repeating the question to himself, and then shook his little fat face so hard that the flesh on his little fat face shook and flickered.
“Brother-in-law, are you stupid, how can a frog jump higher than a tree? It’s not like frogs can fly!”
The bear child shook his head vigorously, felt that his own brother-in-law would not be stupid, how to come up with such an idiotic topic, who has not seen the frog ah, the frog jumped but also jumped over my waist, how high the tree ah, it will not fly, how can it be jumped higher than the tree.
“Well well, yes, Auntie, how could a frog jump higher than a tree.”The bun little maid, Painting Child, nodded her head approvingly.
Hearing the bun’s little maid, Painter, agree with herself, the bear child was even more determined.
“Sure?”Zhu Pingan narrowed his eyes and laughed slightly.
Hearing Zhu Pingan’s laughter, the bear child hesitated again, wrinkling his little face and thinking hard once again.
Thinking.
The bear child’s eyes suddenly lit up, “I know, frogs jump by standing on the roof.”
After saying that, the bear child complacent up, a small fat face are raised, seems to be full of face written “I’m great, quick praise me”.
“Well, yes, then look at the frog standing on the roof of the house can it jump higher than that tree?”Zhu Pingan asked with a smile, pointing to a large tree across the street.
This tree was right behind the house, and the canopy of the tree was a full two to three metres above the roof of the house, a stark contrast in height.
The bear child looked at it and his head drooped, well, a frog could not jump higher than the tree even if it stood on the roof of the house.
Painter’s bun face wrinkled into a ball, and like the bear child fell into contemplation once again.
Li Shu on the side looked at the struggling bear child, a pair of watery eyes curved into a crescent moon, the little loli Niu Niu in her arms also finally thought of the answer, a pair of big eyes full of contempt looking at the struggling little brother.
“I know, the frog jumped standing on the roof of the building.”
The bear child thought he had once again grasped the point and shouted excitedly, a fat face once again glowing.
Pfft ……
Li Shu couldn’t help but snort with laughter.
The little loli helplessly gave her little brother a big blank stare.
“No, that tree is much higher than the roof of the building ……”The bear child glimpsed a tall pine tree in the distance, which seemed to be much taller than the tallest building in the house, and once again drooped his little fat face, wrinkled like a bitter melon.
“Brother-in-law, you must have got the question wrong. How can a frog jump higher than a tree, even if it stands on the top of a mountain, there are also old tall trees on the mountain. Brother-in-law, you can’t do that, if you make a wrong question, who can answer it.”
The bear child thought seriously for a moment before coming to a definite conclusion, squinting his little eyes and despising Zhu Pingan, very sure that it was the bumpkin brother-in-law who had made a wrong question, deliberately using this kind of wrong question to hoodwink me, luckily I found out.
“Wrong question?”Zhu Pingan smiled faintly.
“Well, it’s definitely you who made the wrong question.”The bear child nodded repeatedly.
“Oh, then let me ask you, how high does a frog jump?”Zhu Pingan asked.
“It’s just this high.”The bear child raised his little hand to compare the height and said affirmatively.
“What about a big tree, how high can a big tree jump?”Zhu Pingan asked again with a smile.
“Brother-in-law you’re stupid, how can a big tree jump!”The bear child looked at Zhu Pingan with contempt.
“You’re the one who’s stupid, big trees don’t jump, so frogs must jump higher than big trees.”The little loli Niu Niu rolled her cute white eyes, feeling that her own little brother’s stupidity was somewhat hopeless.
Baozi little maid painting child sniffing Fang suddenly realised opened her small mouth, busy reaching out her small hand to cover her small mouth, will “ah” sound muffled back, see the crowd’s eyes are focused on the bear child, only then breathed a sigh of relief, such a simple question, how can I not think of it, fortunately no one found out, or else it would be too shameful.
“It’s more than jumping, huh? I should have thought of it ……”
After being despised by the little loli nymphet, the bear child only reacted as an afterthought, scratching the hair on the back of his head in chagrin.
