Fortune Divination Chapter 242 - LiddRead

Fortune Divination Chapter 242

The big toad suddenly woke up, scaring Hot Pot into jumping in place.

Zhang Chu, on the other hand, had a look of contempt on his face, “Hot Pot you wimp, what are you afraid of it for? It’s just a toad, just swallow it in one bite.”

Hotpot stared wide-eyed, seriously shouted, “Grandpa, words can’t be said like this, ordinary toad, I can eat one bite at a time, this kind of talking one can’t, it has become a spirit ah, if I eat it, it will blame me.”

“Who the hell is a toad? You mangy dog, can you speak human language?”The big toad shouted up, very dissatisfied.

The hotpot, on the other hand, took two steps back and away from the big toad, while complaining to Zhang Chu, “Grandpa, you can’t harm me, I’ve heard that ginseng is more spiritual the older it gets, and this toad is more poisonous the older it gets.”

“It can even talk, if I eat it in one bite, it won’t poison the farts out of my overnight meal.”

Zhang Chu cursed without any good humour, “Don’t you ever break your f*cking mouth.”

Immediately after, Zhang Chu looked towards the large toad, pondering in his mind, what to do with this thing.

“I heard that snow clams have very good beauty effects ……,” Zhang Chu thought in his heart:

“Although this big toad isn’t a snow clam, when it wasn’t ruptured, its strength was horrifying, and although this body’s flesh is small, what’s concentrated should be the essence!”

Gudu ……

Zhang Chu couldn’t help but swallow a mouthful of water, at the same time, a gourmet dish came to his mind, using this Great Toad and Snow Pear put together to steam, it was estimated to be a rare delicacy in the world.

As soon as the big toad took a look at Zhang Chu swallowing his saliva, he immediately became anxious.

“Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what kind of eyes are you kid looking at this big master with?”The Great Toad shouted towards Zhang Chu.

Zhang Chu, on the other hand, sneered, “I was wondering if you tasted good steamed or fried.”

When the big toad heard that, he was instantly irritated, “Kid, you seek death!”

With that, the large frog spat its tongue out towards Zhang Chu!

Snapping, the tongue could only spit out a few centimetres, looking comical and ridiculous, its power was completely lost, at this moment, its power was not much different from an ordinary toad.

And this big toad itself was also confused, it froze for a while, immediately after, the big toad continued to open its mouth towards Zhang Chu and spat out its tongue a few times.

Snap, snap, snap ……

It was as if a dumb goose was trying to catch a fly that was flying in front of it, looking very dumb.

When the hot pot saw this, it woofed a few times, ”Woof woof woof, I say stupid, what are you doing? Trying to spit and curse my grandfather?”

The big toad took a look at its mana completely disappearing, it immediately shouted in annoyance:

“Kid, you give this grandpa a wait, this grandpa in the Underworld, that’s a renowned Demon Honour, if you dare to touch a single hair on this grandpa’s head, my grandpa’s tens of millions of ghost soldiers and ghost generals will surely break you into pieces!”

Zhang Chu, on the other hand, laughed, “Hot Pot, grab this fool over and let me see where its ghost soldiers and ghost generals are.”

“Alright!”Hot Pot also saw that this big toad had no other skills besides bragging.

At this moment, Hot Pot pounced on the big toad with its mouth open.

Although the big toad desperately wanted to dodge, but, after all, it was half of the magic power is gone, can only allow the hot pot to hold it in the mouth.

“Let go of this great master! You stupid, silly dog, do you know that this grand master is the Demon Sovereign of the Underworld, with millions of ghost soldiers and ghost generals under his command!”

“If you dare to show disrespect to this grand master, the elite soldiers under this grand master’s command will peel off the skin of this big dog of yours in minutes, send it to the frying pan, and deep fry it into dog meatballs!”

Upon hearing this, Hot Pot immediately placed this big toad on the ground.

Immediately after, Hot Pot discussed with the big toad very seriously, “I say toad, are you omitting any steps? How do you turn into a pill when you skin it and put it in the pot?”

The big toad then angrily said, “You silly dog, silly as you are, don’t you turn into meatballs?”

Zhang Chu then shouted, “Hotpot, don’t talk nonsense with him, catch it over and study it.”

“Okay Grandpa!”This time, the Hot Pot immediately picked up the large toad and came to Zhang Chu’s side.

After Zhang Chu grabbed the big toad, this big toad was still not honest, struggling while shouting, “Let go of this grandpa, let go of this grandpa!”

Zhang Chu, on the other hand, grunted, “If you’re not honest again, I’ll take a few needles and fix your limbs to the table to see if you still move.”

When this big toad heard that, it was instantly honest.

At this moment, Zhang Chu spoke, “Say, what herbs do you pair with the soup to stew it up better?”

The big toad instantly had a head full of question marks, is this a question that a human can ask?

You want to eat me, but you still ask me to recommend you the ingredients, am I the one who is sick, or are you the one who is sick?

And as soon as Zhang Chu took a look at the big toad not speaking, he instantly said, “Forget it, let’s just steam it then, even though it’s not necessarily tasty, but it can retain the original flavour, it’s also considered to be worthy of this ingredient.”

The big toad instantly shouted, “Stop, this master is not an ingredient, you can’t eat this master!”

Zhang Chu, on the other hand, frowned slightly, “But, you don’t have much value other than being able to eat it.”

The big toad instantly shouted, “Kid, don’t you presume to threaten this grand master in this way!”

“Hotpot, go to the front desk of the hotel, find the fattest young lady and ask her for a rice cooker, we’re going to steam the toad.”Zhang Chu commanded.

Hot Pot instantly had a dumbfounded look on his face, “Why did you pick the fattest young lady?”

Zhang Chu: “Because I’m afraid that you’ll scare the skinny Missy.”

“Aren’t the fat young misses afraid of being scared?”Hot Pot asked.

Zhang Chu then shouted, “If the fat young miss is scared, she can go home and rest, so we can only see the pretty young miss.”

Hotpot instantly shouted, “Still, grandpa is thoughtful.”

With that, Hot Pot turned around and wanted to go get a rice cooker.

And as soon as this big toad took a look at Zhang Chu and the hot pot coming for real, it immediately panicked, at this time it shouted, “Quack quack quack quack …… What do you guys want to do? Playing for real?”

“You think?”Zhang Chu hummed.

The big toad immediately shouted, “Kid, do you know who this great master is? If you guys dare to steamroll me, you’ll definitely have bad luck!”

Zhang Chu then sneered, “If you keep talking so much nonsense, I guarantee that we will definitely be able to eat toad meat before we have bad luck.”

Hot Pot then twisted his head, going to look for the rice cooker.

The big toad hurriedly shouted, “Dog brother, don’t, I’m a demon, you’re a demon too, if this kid can steam me today, he can steam you tomorrow.”

The hot pot then shouted back, “You don’t have to sow discord, grandpa is going to steam you because you’re not honest, I’m so honest, grandpa won’t steam me.”

“Look, a dog is smarter than you, just like this bear, you’re still the Demon Sovereign of the Underworld? I see you as a toad inside a well, only knowing how to sit and watch the sky!”

At this moment, this big toad instantly shouted, “It seems that it won’t work if I don’t show you guys some stunts.”

“A juggling act? What can you do?”Zhang Chu asked and answered.

At this moment, this big toad said, “As I said, I am the Demon Sovereign of the Underworld, and I have millions of ghost soldiers and ghost generals under me, so I can command the group of ghosts!”

“Command a group of ghosts?”Zhang Chu frowned slightly and said immediately after, “Then summon a few ghosts over and perform for me.”

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