Han Pi immediately stared wide-eyed, “Brother, it’s true, don’t believe you touch it, crunch!”
“Damn it!”Zhang Chu’s face was black, he could see that this Han Pi, his brain was indeed not normal.
At this time, Zhang Chu returned the money to Han Pi: “This is fake money, whoever gave it to you, you’ll find whoever theories go.”
“This is the money my girlfriend gave me, didn’t you say she likes me, how could she give me fake money?”Han Pei was surprisingly uplifted.
Zhang Chu was stunned, “Your girlfriend? Already confirmed?”
“Confirmed!”Han Pi said.
At this moment, Shangguan Qingxue and Lin Siwen also came to be interested.
Yesterday, Zhang Chu said that someone liked Han Pi.
Han Pi said that he was in regular contact with, there were four girls, and he didn’t know who liked him.
So, Zhang Chu gave Han Pi a trick to ask the girls what colour their underwear was, and said that as long as he asked, he would know who liked him.
Now, everyone was immediately interested and wanted to know how Han Pi asked.
Shangguan Qingxue directly asked, “You asked that question?”
Han Pi instantly shouted, “Asked it.”
“Asked how?”
“Asked directly!”Han Pi said.
Shangguan Qingxue had a curious look on her face, “Did they not whip your face?”
“They dare? It’s not like they can beat me.”Han Pi said.
Shangguan Qingxue held her forehead with her hand and asked again, “Tell me, how did they answer you.”
This time Han Pi said:
“The first girl’s name is Yao Na, when I asked her, she said, I won’t tell you!”
“The second girl, named Xu DuoDuo, she said: are you sick!”
“The third girl, Hao Yujie, she said: Get lost!”
“The fourth girl, named Feng Nini, she said: pink.”
Upon hearing this, Shangguan Qingxue instantly asked, “So, these fake money from the children’s bank, was given to you by the fourth girl, Feng Nini?”
Han Pei immediately looked Shangguan Qingxue up and down and asked in a sceptical tone, “Are you retarded?”
????
Zhang Chu was shocked, this question of his own, where is the problem?
As a result, Han Bi said, “My girlfriend is clearly the second girl, Xu DuoDuo.”
“Wait!”Shangguan Qingxue was confused, “Didn’t she say, are you sick?”
Han Pei nodded, “Yeah, only she cares if I’m sick, the other three don’t care about me, so I chose Xu DuoDuo as my girlfriend, and when I said that I like her too, she still kept saying that I’m sick.”
“Look guys, how much she cares about me.”
Zhang Chu patted Han Pi’s shoulder with a sympathetic face, “You do understand caring.”
“Brother, then do you still want this money?”Han Pi asked.
Zhang Chu shook his head and shoved all the money back to Han Pi, “Forget it, I’ve miscalculated this fortune of yours, I can’t take your money.”
Well, although Zhang Chu had counted that someone liked Han Pi, he had not counted that Han Pi would choose the second girl, how could he charge money for this?
Once Han Pi saw that Zhang Chu didn’t want money, he was instantly touched beyond words, “Brother, you’re so good to me, for so many years, you’re the one who gave me freebies.”
“Brother, in the future, if your electric car’s battery doesn’t work well, you tell me, I’ll steal the battery for you.”
Zhang Chu’s face darkened, Nima, did he stab a den of thieves.
First, Hot Pot swore that he would steal takeaways to support himself.
Now, Han Pi was planning to steal an electric battery for himself, this luck of his, absolute!
At this moment, Zhang Chu was very moved, “Alright, since you are willing to call me a brother, come to my side if you are fine in the future, brother will cover you!”
“Thank you brother! I’ll go coax my girlfriend then.”Han Pi said.
After saying that, Han Pi turned around to leave.
Zhang Chu hurriedly shouted, “If you’re coaxing your girlfriend, remember to buy a few more pig’s feet, pig’s feet can beautify the skin, so girls will definitely like it.”
Han Pi immediately promised, “Okay le brother!”
Zhang Chu added: “Right, you yourself also point pork, pig smart, eat the brain.”
Han Pi suddenly slightly stunned, looked back at Zhang Chu: “Brother, and buy pig’s trotters, and buy pig’s brain, this is also too arrogant.”
Zhang Chu then shouted, “It’s fine, you have money, what are you afraid of.”
“Oh, that’s right too.”Han Pei turned around, took the money in his hand, turned around and ran to the neighbourhood, a small shop selling marinated delicatessen food.
Not long after, a sound of a thief being caught came from the street.
Zhang Chu immediately came to the door to see what was going on.
Good guy, Han Pi left hand carrying a pocket of pig’s trotters, right hand holding a brined pig’s head, running fast, behind a few wearing brined meat shop overalls little sister, desperately chasing out.
As a result, Han Pi ran so fast that he lost his shadow in the blink of an eye.
“How did you run so fast!”Shangguan Qingxue exclaimed in shock, that kind of speed, not like a normal person at all.
Zhang Chu was also shocked, this kid, his physical quality, was a bit different from normal.
Of course, these things, were just a little bit of a hiccup.
At the same time, Madam Yu found Gu Xiao’s aunt and uncle.
“Zhang Chu …… that kid from Hibiscus Street!”Granny Yu gritted her teeth, at this moment, she already knew that it was Zhang Chu who had broken her Succubus Snake Bane, causing her to be seriously injured.
“An outsider, messing with my head!”
“Kid, it seems that I have to teach you the rules of this Jinling Feng Shui Circle.”
……
In the afternoon, when Zhang Chu’s small shop was about to close, a cloudy wind blew in.
Immediately after, a woman in ancient clothes pushed her way in.
The woman was very pretty in appearance, but she had a gloomy aura and a pale face.
As soon as the woman came to the door, Hot Pot immediately stood up with a jolt, staring at the woman with wide doggy eyes while shouting, “Woof woof woof!”
The woman stopped outside the door of the small shop at once by Hot Pot’s yell, not daring to move.
Zhang Chu, on the other hand, swept a glance at the woman and instantly stared, this was a ghost!
Zhang Chu was instantly a little curious, why would this ghost run towards the fortune teller’s shop? Wasn’t this the old man hanging himself, looking for death.
So Zhang Chu shouted, “Hot Pot, don’t scare her, see what she wants to do.”
Dogs could ward off evil spirits, and with Hot Pot staring at that female ghost, the female ghost didn’t dare to come in.
Now that the hotpot had received Zhang Chu’s order, it immediately slumped down in place and stopped looking at the female ghost.
And when this female ghost saw that the hot pot was no longer making a big noise, she came straight to Zhang Chu’s small shop.
This female ghost had a beautiful appearance, but she walked lightly without a sound.
After arriving in the room, the woman smiled towards Zhang Chu and looked at Shangguan Qingxue and Lin SiYu, not saying a word.
Immediately after, a red silk ribbon appeared in the woman’s hand.
She threw the red silk ribbon towards the beam, and after that, hung herself up as if she was hanging herself.
“Hey, what are you doing!”Shangguan Qingxue exclaimed.
Zhang Chu, on the other hand, stood his finger in front of his lips, “Hush ……”
When Shangguan Qingxue took a look at this expression of Zhang Chu’s, her scalp immediately went numb, realising what was going on, she hurriedly held her breath and looked at the female ghost incredulously.
After the female ghost hung herself on the beam, her head tilted and made a dead look, a weird smile frozen on her face, looking exceptionally terrifying.
“Ah!”Shangguan Qingxue and Lin SiYu both screamed in fear. Eh.
Zhang Chu, on the other hand, looked at the female ghost with interest, wanting to see what exactly she was going to do.
And after this female ghost finished hanging herself, another red silk ribbon appeared in her hand.
Then, she threw this red silk ribbon towards the beam, and immediately after, the female ghost pointed at Zhang Chu, and then pointed at the red silk ribbon.
It was as if inviting Zhang Chu to hang himself together!
Zhang Chu smiled, “A bit interesting, who asked you to come?”
The female ghost did not move a muscle, as if she was waiting there for Zhang Chu.
At this moment, Zhang Chu directly walked towards the female ghost, the female ghost was a bit dumbfounded, and surprisingly did not escape.
Zhang Chu directly stretched out his hand and clasped the female ghost’s wrist, and with a gentle pull, he directly pulled this beautiful female ghost down.
This female ghost did not struggle, but instead revealed a weird smile towards Zhang Chu.
As soon as Zhang Chu saw how calm she was, he instantly revealed a smile to the female ghost as well, and at the same time, with a movement of spiritual energy within Zhang Chu’s body, a mysterious spiritual energy instantly surged into the female ghost’s wrist.
At this moment, the female ghost finally changed colour, and she suddenly screamed out, “Baa Baa Baa Baa ……”
It was like a sheep’s bleat!
