Wang Guang also became interested and hurriedly asked, “Brother, you give me a stroke, what exactly do you think.”
At this time Han Pi said, “That woman is not trying to cheat me.”
“Right, you do not go down the drug is not finished.”Wang Guang said.
Han Pi shook his head, “But if I don’t go off the drug, then she didn’t trick me, she’s not a liar.”
Zhang Chu was also speechless, “Even if she didn’t trick you, she’s still a liar!”
“No, if I wasn’t tricked, she’s not a liar.”Han Pi shook his head and said.
“Why are you so dead-set!”Zhang Chu shouted.
Han Pi then asked Zhang Chu in return, “Then if the scammer can’t scam you out of your money and you call the police, will anyone care?”
“Eh ……,” Zhang Chu was not going to be straightened out by Han Pi.
Han Pi said again, “If I don’t get cheated, she’s not a cheater.”
“But if she runs away, she should be a cheater, so I’ll drug it, and as long as I’m done and she doesn’t pay me, she’s the one who’s a cheater.”
Saying that, Han Pi was about to break into the small courtyard again.
Zhang Chu hurriedly grabbed Han Pi’s arm, “Don’t go in, I live here, you want to poison me ah?”
“Ah? Brother, you live here!”Han Pi stared wide-eyed.
Zhang Chu nodded, “Right.”
“That bad woman, how dare she make my brother have diarrhoea, the next time I see her, I’ll definitely gouge out her eyes and shove them up her arse.”Han Pei shouted.
Zhang Chu listened with a head of black lines, at the same time Zhang Chu said, “Anyway, you shouldn’t take this medicine.”
“I think, the odds are that this stuff isn’t a laxative, it’s poison.”Wang Guang also said.
Han Pi stared wide-eyed, “It can’t be? That woman is so bad?”
Zhang Chu, on the other hand, had a thought in his mind and said to Han Pi, “This way, let’s catch a chicken to test it out and see if it’s poison.”
“Good!”Han Pi turned around and ran, catching chickens.
Wang Guang then whispered, “Brother, this friend of yours, isn’t his IQ a little ……”
Zhang Chu also whispered, “Hush, his IQ is only a little bit lower than yours.”
Wang Guang suddenly dawned, “Then I understand.”
Han Pi quickly went and returned, this time he grabbed two chickens in his hand, a dog and a cat under his arm, and behind him was an old lady who chased Han Pi and ran in stride.
That old lady was still shouting while running, “Catch the thief ah, robbed the chicken, catch the thief ah!”
Zhang Chu and Wang Guang were dumbfounded, how can this guy steal a chicken and not understand it ……
At this moment, Wang Guang rushed forward and stopped the old lady, “Auntie, how much is your chicken, we’ll buy it.”
The old lady said at once: “My chicken will lay eggs, one day according to one egg, it can still live for ten years, a year even 300 days well, that is three thousand eggs, right?”
Wang Guang nodded, “That’s right, that’s right, three thousand eggs, how much?”
The old lady said, “One egg counts as one dollar, you can give me three thousand dollars, and that’s not even counting the chicken money.”
Wang Guang was a little confused, he slowly turned his head and looked at Zhang Chu, “Brother, Jinling’s chickens, are they that expensive??”
“Didn’t you just look for Jinling’s chicken, what price, don’t you know yourself?”Zhang Chu asked rhetorically.
Wang Guang slapped his own forehead, “Oh right right right, prices have indeed risen quite a bit.”
At this moment, the old lady directly flashed her payment code.
Wang Guang also went out on a limb and directly swept six thousand yuan to the old lady as Han Pi caught two chickens to come.
After the old lady received the money, she left satisfied.
Then, Han Pei put down the dog, the cat, and the two chickens.
“Brother, feed them and see if it’s poison or laxative.”Hanpi said.
“Where did the cat and dog come from? Look at the dog, it’s quite clean, it doesn’t look like a stray dog.”Zhang Chu asked.
Han Pi casually said, “Caught in the flower bed, people say, walking a dog without a leash is the same as a dog walking a dog, just catch it.”
Well, Han Pi is quite reasonable.
At this time, Zhang Chu took out a bowl and put the packet of medicine in the bowl.
First, he fed it to the chickens, and as a result, the two chickens directly stirred their legs and died.
“What a poison!”Han Pi stared wide-eyed.
Wang Guang, on the other hand, said, “Let’s try dogs and cats again.”
Han Pi immediately looked at Wang Guang with eyes like he was looking at a retard: “Are you stupid?”
Wang Guang immediately had a head full of questions, “What’s wrong?”
At this moment, Han Pi said, “Then the chickens are dead, doesn’t that mean this medicine is poison, why would you poison the cats and dogs?”
Wang Guang was dumbfounded, “Don’t use them, what did you catch them for?”
At this moment, Han Pi said, “I grabbed them over here because I wanted to scare them and tell them that they can’t drink the water outside and can’t eat the food outside!”
Saying this, Han Pi released the dog and cat with his arm clamped down.
Then, Han Pi also turned his head and said to Zhang Chu, “Brother, this friend of yours is a bit stupid, don’t bring him to play, it’s easy to pull down your IQ.”
Zhang Chu, on the other hand, smiled and patted Han Pi’s shoulder as he spoke, “Even though Little Light is a bit stupid, but after all, he called me brother, so I can’t not take care of him, don’t you think so?”
Han Pi immediately nodded, “That’s right too!”
At this time, Zhang Chu continued, “By the way, Xiaoguang wants to go to the royal capital, he’s a bit scared to be alone and wants a bodyguard, why don’t you accompany him?”
“Ah? Brother, you’re asking me to be his bodyguard?”Han Pei asked.
Zhang Chu nodded, “That’s right, after safely delivering Little Light to Wangdu, I’ll give you a salary of ten thousand yuan.”
Upon hearing the money, Han Pi immediately came into the spirit, “Really brother, does being a bodyguard mean that you have to fight for Brother Guang? Don’t worry, I will definitely fight back the ten thousand dollars and make Brother Guang feel that it’s worth it!”
Wang Guang’s forehead sweated as he listened, and he couldn’t help but say to Zhang Chu, “Brother, I suddenly feel that I’m fine on my own ……”
Zhang Chu, on the other hand, directly said, “It’s fine, take him out for a spin, even though Han Pi looks quite unreliable, he’s actually really quite unreliable.”
“Huh???”Wang Guang was dumbfounded, knowing that he was unreliable, he still wanted me to take him.
Do you know how much this car full of pills is worth? If I bring a trouble-making demon in the car, don’t play with it.
But Zhang Chu can see, Han Pi is a blessing, stupid people have stupid blessings, have him escort the car, even if the chicken fly again, will not make a big mistake.
As for small mistakes ……
That are all within the tolerable range.
So Zhang Chu immediately clapped his hands, “It’s settled, you’re not allowed to get rid of Han Pi.”
Then, Zhang Chu looked at Han Pi again, “You must protect Little Light and send him and the car to the royal capital safely.”
Han Pi patted his chest and assured, “Alright brother, although he is slightly stupid, but with me, you can rest assured.”
“Alright, you guys go.”Zhang Chu said.
With a sad face, Wang Guang could only bring Han Pei to the car and head back to Wangdu.
And after these two living treasures left, Zhang Chu’s gaze immediately chilled.
“A mysterious woman, to have Han Pi come and poison me, do you really think I’m easy to mess with?”
At this moment, Zhang Chu grabbed that medicine bag of Han Pi’s and sneered coldly in his heart, “Run? You dare to make a move against me, can you run away?”
Then, in Zhang Chu’s hand, a Daoist talisman appeared.
He used the Dao talisman to roll up this medicine bag, and then, holding the Dao talisman in his hand, he gently shook it in the void.
That Dao talisman ignited without fire.
At this moment, Zhang Chu’s feet stepped on the Big Dipper, and the spiritual energy in his dantian was stimulated, and a stream of spiritual energy travelled along Zhang Chu’s arm into the Dao talisman.
Right now, Zhang Chu was going to cast a spell to find out the woman who had sent Han Pi to poison her!
