Linghu Ya Ya didn’t mind at all that Zhang Chu was able to calculate bad luck for her, and she egged Zhang Chu on one by one, “Big brother Zhang Chu, just do it for me, don’t worry, my brother and I, we both have hard lives, and nothing will go wrong.”
Zhang Chu, on the other hand, mused, “Actually, I seldom tell the fortunes of people in high realms.”
“I know, I know, once a person cultivates, the chi in their body will affect their facial features, and it becomes difficult to gauge, however, I’m not defending myself against you, so you should be able to tell, right?”
Zhang Chu muttered in his heart, what the hell was no defence.
In fact, Linghu Ya Ya’s words were right, cultivators of high realms, mainly their own Qi could influence the Heavenly Dao, so sometimes they would not be able to calculate.
But Zhang Chu was different, he wasn’t simply a face reader, he had many other ways that he could tell fortunes.
So Zhang Chu said, “Then tell me first, what do you want to calculate.”
Linghu Ya Ya tilted her head and thought for a moment before she said, “Then let’s count the in-laws!”
Zhang Chu nodded his head and gave Linghu Ya Ya a cup of wine, “Think of the thing you want to count in your mind, dip your finger in the wine, and randomly write a word on the table.”
After Zhang Chu said this, Linghu Ya Ya immediately placed her finger in the glass of wine, and after a slight contemplation, she wrote the word ‘smile’ on the table.
Her character looked just like her person, chubby and a little baby fat.
Zhang Chu only swept a glance at the character, and then looked odd: “Are you doing this for yourself?”
Linghu Ya Ya immediately said, “Anyway, based on this character, I’ll calculate the marriage destiny.”
Zhang Chu stared at the word ‘smile’ for a long time before saying, “Girls who love to smile don’t have a bad pregnancy.”
“Is it saying that I’m lucky? Hahaha, so, using this character to count, the marriage is not bad?”Linghu Ya Ya seemed very happy.
However, Zhang Chu added, “The pregnancy qi I’m talking about is the pregnancy one, not the luck one.”
Hearing Zhang Chu say that, Linghu Ya Ya’s expression instantly froze on her face.
Immediately after, Linghu Ya Ya said incredulously, “Big brother Zhang Chu, don’t joke, how …… is it possible to be pregnant!”
For his part, Linghu Ce was instantly annoyed, as he looked at Linghu Ya Ya, gritted his teeth and said word for word: “Linghu – Fox – Ya – Ya! ”
Linghu Ya Ya was also unhappy, she twisted her head and looked at her brother, “What are you yelling for?”
Linghu Ce said angrily, “Fine, I can’t control you anymore can I? How old are you this year, and you’re even involved with pregnancy, say, that man, who exactly is he?”
Linghu Ya Ya also said angrily, “It’s just that I let Big Brother Zhang Chu calculate a fortune, it didn’t happen, what are you doing with your eyes so wide?”
“Can you get pregnant for no reason? You must have a boyfriend!”Linghu Ce shouted.
Linghu Ya Ya rolled her eyes, “I’m with you every day, do you not know if I have a boyfriend?”
“Who knows if you go out alone at night to fool around!”Linghu Ce said.
Linghu Ya Ya, on the other hand, angrily said, “That’s enough from you, it’s not likely that big brother Zhang Chu is joking, besides, it’s not known if this is accurate or not.”
Linghu Ce immediately looked at Zhang Chu, “Big brother Zhang Chu, people say that you are very accurate in fortune telling, tell me, when will my sister get pregnant, will it be a boy or a girl? Should she call me uncle or aunt when she grows up.”
“Right, the key is, who is that man, I’d like to see, my sister is with me every day, who on earth is so capable of eating my sister’s melon under my nose.”
Without waiting for Zhang Chu to speak, Linghu Ya Ya angrily said, “Linghu Ce! Don’t you dare talk nonsense here!”
Then, Linghu Ya Ya looked at Zhang Chu, “Big brother Zhang Chu, you explain.”
Only then did Zhang Chu look at the character and said, “What about the character 笑, originally, it doesn’t mean pregnant, but your sister wrote it with a very strange stroke, the bamboo character, as if two children were holding hands.”
“This means that the pregnancy is still a twin.”
“Huh?”Linghu Ya Ya’s eyes widened, “Wouldn’t that mean that they have to be raised properly?”
However, Zhang Chu shook his head, “No, no, no, it won’t be raised, nor will it be born.”
“Why?”Linghu Ya Ya asked.
Zhang Chu said, “Look, underneath this smiling character, is the word ‘premature’, the word premature has both the meaning of premature and early death, as well as the meaning of demonic evil.”
“Could it be a demon’s child!”Linghu Ya Ya asked.
Zhang Chu did not answer, but instead looked at Linghu Ya Ya and smiled, “You answer me a question first.”
“What question?”Linghu Ya Ya asked.
At this moment, Zhang Chu said, “Whose marriage were you thinking of when you wrote this character?”
Linghu Ya Ya looked embarrassed on the spot.
But soon, she scratched her head, “Big Brother Zhang Chu, that’s even more wrong ah, what I was thinking was that I would see when my brother could find me a sister-in-law.”
“The calculation was my brother’s marriage!”
“Could it be that my brother is going to be sending a twin with my future sister-in-law?”
When Linghu Ya Ya said this, Linghu Ce was confused on the spot, “You’re counting me???”
Linghu Ya Ya immediately rolled her eyes, “Yes, all I wanted to do was to ask for you, to see when you can have a girlfriend, and you’re still yelling towards me!”
Linghu Ce scratched his head, “But, I don’t have a girlfriend either, how could I possibly get someone pregnant.”
Zhang Chu, however, laughed as he looked at Linghu Ce, “No, no, no, it’s not getting someone else pregnant, it’s getting you pregnant.”
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At the scene, several people’s expressions froze at the same time.
Even the mutton in Hot Pot’s mouth was not swallowed, and he was equally dumbfounded.
Finally, Linghu Ce had a face of egg pain, “Big brother Zhang Chu, don’t make fun of me.”
Linghu Ya Ya also had a speechless face, “Big brother Zhang Chu, then you might as well say that I will be pregnant with twins to be believable.”
Zhang Chu didn’t go overboard with his explanation, he just said, “Anyway, you two be careful lately and don’t explore some unknown places recklessly, otherwise, if your brother is pregnant with twins and has to have an abortion, it would be quite troublesome.”
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Linghu Ce lowered his head and began to frantically eat the mutton, it was obvious that he didn’t believe that he could get pregnant.
Men, how can they get pregnant, now this world, it’s not like the Daughter Land in Journey to the West, where you can get pregnant by drinking the water of the Zimu River.
If there is that kind of place, then those infertility hospitals, just go out of business.
Linghu Ya Ya also wiped away the word “smile” on the table, no longer thinking about this, she also felt that the results of Zhang Chu’s fortune-telling this time, is quite outrageous.
You can see my brother in front of you, and you still say that he will get pregnant, I’ve never seen this kind of fortune teller.
Eventually, after the meal was finished, the two Linghu siblings bid farewell to Zhang Chu.
Zhang Chu, on the other hand, took the Dragon Walking Earth, brought along the hot pot and Yang Xiaomai, and returned to Jinling.
After Zhang Chu left, the two Linghu siblings looked at the direction Zhang Chu and the others had left in, and remained silent for a long time.
Finally, Linghu Ce said, “It seems like we need to be a bit more careful lately.”
“Yes, I’ve heard that Big Brother Zhang Chu has never missed a beat when it comes to fortune-telling, moreover, he was able to tell with a single glance that what was on my mind was about you.”
“Knowing that brother is a boy, and still saying so confidently that you might be getting pregnant, it seems that there might really be something wrong with brother.”
Linghu Ce thought for a while before he said, “Let’s put a wooden mouse, if we are safe, the wooden mouse won’t make any movements, if we both get into trouble, the wooden mouse will go to Brother Zhang Chu.”
Saying that, in Linghu Ce’s hand, a wooden mouse carved from mahogany appeared.
After saying a few words in the wooden mouse’s ear, he released the wooden mouse, which directly looked for a sewer to drill down.
“Let’s go too.”The two Linghu siblings, likewise left.
