It’s not just toxic!
At this moment, he felt like there was a blender in his stomach!
Trying to hold it in?
Brain: You know you can’t fart, right?
Body: Got it!
Sphincter muscle giving it everything: I’ll do my best!
Fart smirking: You lot don’t get to decide!
“Crackle, pop, bang, bang, pop!”
“Pfft!”
At this moment, Han Ze’s trouser pocket was like it had a fired-up tractor stuffed inside!
It was practically blowing a breeze!
The Blood Alliance brothers were knocked out by the stench, rolling their eyes!
“Bloody hell! Han Bro! What’s wrong with you?”
“B-boxing???”
“This rhythm’s quite catchy, innit!”
Han Ze’s face was so red it was about to explode, roaring furiously, “All of you, shut the hell up!”
“Move! I need the loo!”
Han Ze hurriedly stood, clamping his legs, not daring to take big steps!
He shuffled step by step towards the toilet!
Farting a tune as he went!
From behind, you could clearly see a huge bulge in Han Ze’s suit trousers!
Not just the Blood Alliance was gobsmacked!
The passengers were gobsmacked too!
In all their years, they’d never seen a brother fart so fiercely!
But then, the smell spreading through the carriage was something else entirely!
“Ugh~Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠)!”
“Hurry up and move, don’t do it halfway!”
“Mobile cannon, bloody hell!”
Han Ze’s mentality collapsed!
I’ve never been so humiliated in my life!
An Ning couldn’t hold back her laughter!
Jiang Nan was too wicked!
Though she didn’t know what that white powder was, now it was clear!
It was potent! Truly potent!
Su Rui was nearly fainting from the smell! Hiding in Jiang Nan’s arms, using his clothes to cover her nose!
An Ning didn’t dare breathe either!
“So smelly! Do you even screw over yourself when you prank people?”
Jiang Nan grinned brightly, “Eighteen years in the game! What storms haven’t I weathered?”
Then, under An Ning and Su Rui’s shocked gazes!
Jiang Nan pulled out three gas masks…
Both were stunned!
Who carries this stuff around?
Jiang Nan was so well-prepared?
Clearly, this wasn’t his first time using this trick!
The three quickly put on the gas masks!
And just then, it wasn’t just Han Ze reacting!
A dozen Blood Alliance members turned pale!
“Clang, bang,” they started playing a symphony!
Passionate and surging!
Lively and cute?
Now, the smell thoroughly spread through the carriage!
The green train had no ventilation!
In an instant, the carriage turned into a living hell!
Jiang Nan felt like a visible white mist filled the air!
“Bloody hell… can’t take it, can’t take it! Toilet!”
“I’m going too! Don’t you dare steal it!”
“Damn! This beer’s poisoned!”
“I don’t even know if I’m farting or something else weird!”
A dozen people, like zombies, frantically rushed to the toilets in every carriage!
Mainly because they couldn’t stay any longer!
It was too rank!
The passengers’ looks were practically murderous!
Han Ze finally made it to a toilet!
What the hell? Occupied?
Damn! Try another!
Still occupied?
He searched, reaching the sleeper carriage’s toilet!
He couldn’t hold it anymore!
“Bang! Bang! Bang!”
“Open the door! I know someone’s in there!”
Wei Changsheng, mid-explosion in the toilet, face darkened!
Roaring, “Piss off!”
Han Ze glared, “You dare curse me? You’re dead!”
Wei Changsheng exploded! If I could get up, I’d tear you apart!
Han Ze, “Come out now! I’ll give you ten grand!”
Wei Changsheng: ???
Ten grand?
You underestimate me!
“Get lost!”
“A hundred grand!”
“Say it again! Get lost!”
Han Ze, “Argh~”
Clamping his thighs, he was going mad, shaking the door.
Desperate, his gaze fell on the sink opposite?
“Bloody hell!”
He shakily climbed onto the sink!
…
Han Ze thought he’d already been humiliated enough!
Little did he know!
This was just the start!
Never imagined he’d one day solve his problem on a train sink…
[From Han Ze’s Resentment Points +1000!]
The Blood Alliance members went nuts, knocking on every door!
All occupied?
They frantically pulled at the doors!
“Open the door, open the door, I know you’re in there!”
Chen Chen, hiding in the toilet, gripping the door, laughing his head off!
Wang Tie was the same, hearing the Blood Alliance’s desperate wails!
He felt bloody fantastic!
Recalling Jiang Nan’s words!
Hold the toilet, hold the victory!
No mistake there!
Too damn ruthless!
The Blood Alliance, unable to open the doors, flooded into the sleeper carriage.
They walked in and were stunned!
They saw Han Ze squatting on the sink, handling business?
Han Ze: !!!
His mentality collapsed!
The underlings saw? Han Bro’s a genius!
Instantly, they went mad, scrambling for the sinks!
So…
Every sink in the eight carriages had someone squatting!
But some couldn’t even grab a sink!
Going mad, they frantically pulled at the toilet doors!
Wei Changsheng gripped the handle tight!
Someone couldn’t wait, just let loose on the spot!
Dignity…
What bloody dignity!
One underling went nuclear! Even used his ability to pull the toilet door!
This pull!
“Crack!”
The entire door came off!
Wei Changsheng, gripping the handle, was yanked out!
The air froze!
The underling was stunned! Han Ze was dumbfounded!
Wei Changsheng nearly popped his eyes out!
The one knocking, ruining his moment, was his own underling?
Squatting on the sink???
On the floor too?
Wei Changsheng roared, “Are you lot insane!”
The sink?
[From Han Ze’s Resentment Points +1000!]
[From Qi Yunfeng’s Resentment Points +666!]
[From Wei Changsheng’s Resentment Points +1000!]
…
Just then!
The train staff, watching the monitors, were gobsmacked!
Their worldview collapsed!
Grabbing the mic, roaring, “Have you lot no shame?”
“Is the sink for using as a toilet?”
“Get down!”
The security’s roar echoed through the train!
Passengers looked on in horror?
Bloody hell? These brothers are talents!
Chen Chen and the others laughed themselves silly in the toilets!
Jiang Nan, with his gas mask, was stunned!
Bloody hell?
What twists and turns? What inhumane misery?
Led to choosing the sink?
What followed was simple!
The train stopped at the next station!
Han Ze and a dozen others were taken away!
Even Blood Alliance members didn’t dare openly defy national authority on Chinese soil!
That’s why Wei Changsheng told them to keep a low profile!
But never imagined, they weren’t detained for fighting!
The reason…
Public urination and defecation!
So!
Wei Changsheng, a Blood Alliance officer, took 18 men to Suka Town!
Originally full of confidence! A sure thing!
Halfway, his underlings were all detained for public urination and defecation!
No release for half a month!
Who’d believe that?
And he, alone, continued the journey…
Wei Changsheng: I’m so lost right now!
A lone commander?
[From Wei Changsheng’s Resentment Points +1000!]
