The opening ceremony ended in a rush!
Sun Hongzhi couldn’t go on!
Jiang Nan’s arrival threw everything into chaos.
Even after the ceremony, the Year 1 students were still dumbfounded.
Jiang Nan, meanwhile, leapt off the stage.
“Xuexue! Big Wolf! Come give me a hug, I missed you so much!”
Xia Yao grimaced, “Ugh, you’re filthy!”
She pushed Jiang Nan away!
Zhong Yingxue asked curiously, “Xiao Nan, where have you been? How did you end up with Dark Night…?”
Xia Yao bared her little tiger teeth, “Spill it! Be honest, or I’ll bite you!”
Jiang Nan shrugged, “Didn’t I tell you? A bunch of cute girls from the Centaurus Galaxy!”
Xia Yao glared, “Argh~”
“Damn, damn, damn! You actually bit me! Straight-talker, huh?”
Xia Yao: ???
What the hell, straight-talker!
[Resentment Points from Xia Yao +333!]
Zhong Yingxue scolded, “Stop fooling us!”
“Well… I can only say I joined the Dark Night Army!”
The two froze, shocked!
Joining the Dark Night Army at 18?
Such elite Lingwu special forces had strict vetting!
Joining required layers of screening!
It wasn’t just about strength!
Xia Yao still remembered how tough it was for her brother to join Longyuan!
And Jiang Nan?
Kidnapped in the middle of the night and forced to join?
My God!
Xia Yao’s face flushed with excitement!
Zhong Yingxue’s eyes sparkled with thrill!
“Heh heh, don’t get too excited yet, I’ve got little gifts for you!”
“Let’s talk at home!”
The surrounding students, eavesdropping on their conversation, were stunned!
Jiang Nan really joined the Dark Night Army!
And he was so close with Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao?
Talk at home?
What, they lived together?
“Argh~”
The students grew angrier, itching with frustration!
We’re all human! All 18!
How are you so outstanding?
What kind of god is this transfer student?
Luo Tianxiang, nearby, was green with envy!
On the way home, they passed a phone shop.
Jiang Nan darted inside!
Xia Yao, “What’re we doing here? Want a new phone?”
Jiang Nan, pained, “New? Just fix it!”
The repair guy, wearing glasses, perked up, then froze when he saw Jiang Nan.
“Holy crap! Bro, you’re killing it! Cosplaying the nuclear explosion badass? Even the shirt pattern’s the same!”
“But I’ll tell you, you’re almost there, just your face isn’t black enough!”
Jiang Nan blinked, “What nuclear explosion badass?”
Xia Yao, “You don’t know? It’s all over Weibo! Some badass survived a nuclear explosion, rushing out from the centre!”
Zhong Yingxue, “Here’s the video, look…”
Jiang Nan glanced at it, cold sweat pouring down!
Damn!
Who the hell uploaded this?
Trying to screw me over?
The comments below:
“Which cultivator is surviving this tribulation?”
“With that power, at least Nascent Soul stage, right?”
“Nonsense! At least Spirit Transformation!”
“Human against nuclear weapons? Is the era of nukes over?”
“Holy crap! Why does it look like Nan Shen? @NanShen!”
“@NanShen, found your long-lost brother!”
“@NanShen…”
Jiang Nan swallowed hard, his fans’ eyes were that sharp?
“What’s there to see! Fix the phone!”
Zhong Yingxue smiled lightly, seeing Jiang Nan’s reaction, he really didn’t know!
Of course!
How could it be Jiang Nan!
The repair guy opened the phone, “Holy crap! Bro, your phone’s motherboard is battle-damaged! Blasted by an EMP?”
“Can you fix it?”
“2500!”
Jiang Nan gritted his teeth, “Fix it!”
Xia Yao, “Just get a new one, a bit more and you could buy one!”
“Fix it!”
Jiang Nan wanted a new one!
But he was broke!
A million wild horses galloped in his heart!
This damn system!
The stall cloth did block the nuclear explosion!
But then this message appeared in his mind!
[Overloaded damage taken for host!]
[Insufficient stall fee balance!]
[Advance 40 million stall fee for repairs!]
[Please pay stall fee promptly!]
And that wasn’t all!
The 10 million mission funds from Shan Mao, which Jiang Nan kept as “wife money,” were directly deducted by the system!
So, Jiang Nan was now 30 million in debt!
Pockets cleaner than his face!
He was determined to sell like crazy to pay it off, or he couldn’t go on like this!
Repair guy, “Got it! Come back tomorrow!”
…
Back at the villa, Jiang Nan rushed to shower.
Then he called Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao to the living room!
“Little gifts for you two!”
Xia Yao, excited, “What treasures?”
“If it’s shorts again, watch how I deal with you!”
Zhong Yingxue’s eyes sparkled, “Like last time’s red fruit?”
Seeing their expectant gazes, Jiang Nan felt like he was sneaking treats.
“Here~”
“One for each!”
The two froze, spirit pearls?
They examined them closely, gasping!
“Hiss~ Gold-tier spirit pearls?”
Jiang Nan grinned, “Three-Eyed Snow Mink’s pearl, Silver Shadow skill! For Big Wolf!”
“The other’s Flame Lion King’s Sea of Fire! For Xuexue!”
Xia Yao was stunned, “Silver Shadow? Actually Silver Shadow!”
“Yahaha! Xiao Nan, I love you to death!”
Xia Yao pounced, grabbing Jiang Nan’s face and kissing it wildly!
Jiang Nan, horrified: !!!
Hey, hey, hey!
All slobber!
Zhong Yingxue’s face flushed with excitement!
Gold-tier spirit pearls were insanely expensive!
Money couldn’t even buy them, let alone ones so perfectly suited!
Sea of Fire was a dream skill for a fire-type like Zhong Yingxue!
Pure explosive output!
And Xia Yao, a close-combat fighter, speed was everything!
Nothing suited her better than Silver Shadow! How could she not be thrilled?
“Xiao Nan, where’d you get these pearls?”
“Not really from Centaurus Galaxy girls, right?”
Xia Yao, “Tsk, tsk, tsk, selling your looks for us, must’ve been tough!”
Jiang Nan: ???
“Pfft! Give them back then!”
“No way… heh heh, come catch me!”
“You catch me!”
“If you catch me, I’ll let you…”
Jiang Nan shot up, “Heh heh heh!”
(͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧
Xia Yao: ???
…
Late at night, the phone shop repair guy took off his glasses, rubbing his eyes.
“Tch… this 2500 wasn’t easy to earn!”
“Finally fixed it!”
He powered it on to test it.
All good.
Then his eyes gleamed with a sleazy grin.
“Heh heh heh, let’s see what spicy videos you’ve got?”
“Time to stock up on my study materials!”
Opening the phone’s gallery, just two videos.
The guy: ???
“You’re a guy and don’t even have spicy videos?”
[Resentment Points from Wang Lijia +999!]
Still, he opened one video!
“Holy crap! Who’s this guy? Taking a dump in an elevator? Badass!”
“Too hardcore! Way too hardcore!”
He quickly backed out, opening the next one.
Then he froze, eyes wide, staring at the video, eyes red with excitement!
“Holy crap! Holy crap! Oh my God!”
“This guy’s the real deal? Damn it!”
He finally understood why Jiang Nan’s phone was so wrecked!
His hands trembled as he transferred the video to his own phone!
“Heh heh! This’ll make me go viral! Gain some followers!”
“Absolute insider scoop!”
Then he uploaded the video to Weibo!
Half an hour later!
Weibo…
Exploded!
