The classmates’ gazes were fixed on Li Xiang, who had just eaten the “Detox Little Yellow Bean.”
They couldn’t help but doubt.
Could those beans really detoxify?
And was Jiangnan really that kind-hearted?
After all, given yesterday’s events, the two weren’t exactly on good terms!
Li Xiang’s face, which had been shifting between green and white, turned rosy in just a few breaths.
He looked utterly baffled!
What just happened? Did I just foam at the mouth in front of the whole class?
And twitch?
The teacher asked with concern: “Li Xiang, how do you feel? Any discomfort?”
Li Xiang wiped the foam from his mouth.
“Just now, I felt dizzy, my stomach was in agony! Now… now I’m fine!”
Not only was he fine, he felt refreshed!
He could carry a sack of rice up several floors without panting!
He even kind of fancied some spicy hotpot!
Now, everyone’s looks toward Jiangnan changed!
It actually worked!
Those beans were incredible, weren’t they?
The effect was immediate!
“You’re really okay?”
“Yeah, I feel great! Just now…”
The teacher sighed: “Thanks to Jiangnan, he saved you with those beans! Otherwise, the consequences could’ve been dire!”
“Yeah, if it wasn’t for Nan God, Brother Xiang would probably be in the hospital by now!”
Li Muyan looked awkward. Who knew the beans would actually work?
Li Xiang felt a bit embarrassed.
After how he treated Jiangnan, who’d have thought Jiangnan would save him, returning kindness for enmity…
“Thanks… thank you!”
Jiangnan looked guilty!
“Ah… haha, no problem! We’re classmates! Gotta look out for each other! It’s only right!”
What the heck?
What’s going on?
Where’s the side effect? Why’s Li Xiang acting like nothing happened?
Do the side effects vary by person?
“Hey, damn! My stomach’s starting to hurt too!”
“The green beans at lunch were definitely toxic!”
“What’s the school saying? I ate a ton of those beans!”
“I’m starting to hurt too… what do we do? I don’t want to foam!”
The classroom erupted in groans!
Seeing things going south, the teacher quickly said: “Jiangnan, your beans…”
Jiangnan said generously: “Teacher, feel free to use them! They’re classmates! How can I watch them suffer?”
“Stomachache? Eat one to detox! No stomachache? Eat one to prevent it!”
The teacher: “Then I’ll thank you on behalf of the whole school!”
“No doubt about it, Nan God’s the man!!!”
“True colours show in tough times!”
“Nothing else to say, I owe you one!”
The classmates were all grateful, their views of Jiangnan shifting.
Those beans could fetch a good price if sold, right? Jiangnan’s family was struggling, yet he was so generous…
The teacher handed out the beans, and everyone ate one. Some, feeling it wasn’t enough, ate three or five!
Then, the teacher got a call from the principal, and her face changed.
“It’s not just our class, other classes, the whole school’s got food poisoning! It’s definitely the green beans!”
“Jiangnan, can you…”
Jiangnan said righteously: “Hand them out! To everyone! They’re classmates, how can I let them suffer?”
The teacher was moved: “I’ll go now. Students like you, with such virtue, are rare! Class, take Jiangnan as an example!”
Under the admiring gazes of the class, the teacher left with a pound of beans.
The principal was freaking out. Food poisoning at school was a massive scandal.
One misstep, and it’d hit the news, costing him his job.
Who knew the teacher would say Jiangnan’s beans could detoxify, with amazing results!
Some students who ate the beans had already recovered, beyond grateful!
“Good kid, give Jiangnan a big commendation later, and an extra spirit bead this month!”
After distribution, every teacher and student in the school ate a bean, and sure enough, all discomfort vanished, leaving them refreshed.
The crisis was safely averted!
The principal, sweating buckets, sat in his office and let out a long sigh!
“Phew… finally contained! Gotta properly thank that Jiangnan kid!”
Back in the classroom, math class went on!
But Jiangnan frowned.
The Detox Little Yellow Beans, a consolation prize, were indeed powerful!
The effect was instant!
But the side effects?
Did only he get side effects?
Was this system that shady?
No way! Zheng Wei went bald from the Strength Potion too, right?
But Li Xiang was fine, so Jiangnan thought it might depend on the person!
Now the whole school had eaten the Detox Little Yellow Beans…
Cast a wide net, you’d see the effects, right?
But everything seemed calm…
Jiangnan felt he was overthinking. Maybe there were no side effects? Perfect, just a good deed done!
But then, Jiangnan’s eyes lit up. What was Li Xiang up to?
Li Xiang’s face changed.
“Gurgle!”
His stomach rumbled. At first, he could hold it, but the more he tried, the less he could.
Glancing around, no one noticed, so he slightly lifted his hip.
“Pfft~”
The sound was faint, unnoticed.
But the back row exploded.
Whispered chatter.
“Damn, what’s that smell? Did you fart?”
“Get lost! I didn’t! It’s freaking rank!”
“Biochemical weapon!”
Li Xiang acted all serious, couldn’t let anyone know it was him.
Stay calm!
Stay calm!
Stay steady!
No matter the storm, I stand like a mountain!
This fart!
It wasn’t me!
But suddenly, the “gas” came on so fiercely!
“Bang!”
“Pop!”
The force he tried to suppress but couldn’t hold back!
Giving up and letting it rip, the double-barreled blast was so powerful!
It shook the chair slightly!
In an instant, the classroom fell deathly silent, even the teacher’s chalk snapped on the board!
All eyes locked onto Li Xiang!
So loud!
Like firecrackers! A thunderclap! You’d have to be deaf not to hear it.
A unique stench instantly filled the classroom.
A sour-sweet smell, like unwashed socks pickled in a sauerkraut jar for a year.
Pungent!
Super pungent!
Jiangnan nearly threw up! Damn, did this guy eat sauerkraut pork buns this morning?
The smell was unreal!
“It’s not even New Year yet! Who’s setting off firecrackers?”
“Urgh~!!!”
“Brother Xiang’s under some pressure, huh!”
“Li Xiang, Li Xiang! So damn loud!”
“Had to be over 3 megapascals!”
“Chair, you holding up? You’ve been through it!”
Li Xiang sat upright, hands gripping his thighs! He was trembling, face red as a monkey’s butt.
The two girls beside him were already rolling their eyes, dry-heaving…
Jiangnan covered his nose, feeling a pang of guilt!
Damn! The Detox Little Yellow Beans’ side effect wouldn’t be…
No way…
I didn’t make you eat them!
The teacher told you to!
It’s got nothing to do with me, Jiangnan!
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