Jiang Nan finished his shower, lying comfortably on the bed, ready to sleep!
“Achoo~”
He rubbed his nose.
Hmm, autumn’s coming?
Tomorrow morning, another beautiful day!
…
Late at night, the phone shop repair guy finally finished his work and collapsed into bed!
He glanced at his phone, seeing 99+ Weibo notifications, and grinned!
He’d check tomorrow to see how many followers he gained!
Then he drifted off into a sweet dream!
At 3 a.m.!
“Bang!”
His door was kicked open, the loud noise startling him awake, completely dazed!
A group of masked Dark Night soldiers, armed to the teeth, stormed in!
“Wang Lijia?”
“Huh? What… what’s going on?”
“Knock him out! Bag him! Take him!”
Wang Lijia: ???
…
The next morning.
Xia Yao answered her phone groggily, “Hmm? Little Fish? What’s up?”
Yu Qingqing, ecstatic, “Nan Shen! Nan Shen! It’s really him! So cool, I’m his die-hard fan now!”
Xia Yao: ???
“What’s really him?”
“Check Weibo! I sent it to you!”
Xia Yao, confused, opened Weibo!
Zhong Yingxue walked in, towel-drying her hair.
“Still in bed, we’re gonna be late…”
Xia Yao, “My God! Xiao Xue, look!”
Weibo’s top trending!
1.7 billion views!
Official Weibo post:
Title: Suka Nuclear Explosion Incident! Nuclear Badass Identity Revealed! Huaxia’s Military Soul! Hero Never Dies!
They clicked the video.
It started.
Jiang Nan, with a radiant smile, stood atop the plane, a nuclear bomb with a three-minute countdown tucked under his arm.
The wind howled.
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao’s eyes widened!
Jiang Nan?
It was really Jiang Nan!
“Ladies and gentlemen!”
…
“Wait, I’m about to light a firecracker!”
“Never had money for firecrackers as a kid, never got to set them off!”
“Didn’t expect to light such a big one today!”
“Worth commemorating!”
Both got goosebumps!
The guy who carried a nuclear bomb into the sky was really Jiang Nan!
Lighting a firecracker?
That’s a nuclear bomb!
They didn’t even know where to start with their complaints!
In the video, Jiang Nan hugged the bomb, teleporting wildly!
Just wind noise!
Only the bomb’s shrinking countdown and Jiang Nan’s determined profile were visible!
Absolutely badass!
Then, the bomb exploded!
The sky turned white, a terrifying blaze lighting up the entire horizon!
Shocking!
Unmatched shock!
The two were stunned, Jiang Nan really went to Suka?
No wonder he looked so rough!
They opened the comments.
“Carrying a nuke alone to his death! Saving hundreds of thousands in Suka? Huaxia rocks! Dark Night Army rocks! Nan Shen rocks the most!”
“I’m in love! Hero never dies!”
“Huaxia’s second space-type! Glory to our great Huaxia!”
“I knew it was him! @NanShen!”
“Love him! I want to have his babies!”
“Jiang City night market stall! Suka nuclear firecracker? Damn! The greatest stall owner ever!”
“Stall-smashing Jiang Ironhead! Nuclear badass Jiang Big Cannon!”
Little Sugar: “Nan Shen! So badass!”
Triangle Pie: “Brother Nan rocks!”
Little Fish: “Totally a fan! That profile is fire!”
…
The comments were endless, a day’s scrolling wouldn’t cover them!
The two exchanged a glance, their hearts unable to calm!
In less than half a month, Jiang Nan went on a mission with the Dark Night Army?
Abroad, no less!
Saved hundreds of thousands? Video proof!
Official statement!
They rushed to Jiang Nan’s room.
“Xiao Nan! Wake up! Stop sleeping! You’re famous!”
“You didn’t tell us about something this big!”
Jiang Nan woke groggily, confused.
“Famous where? What’s going on?”
Zhong Yingxue handed him the phone.
Cold sweat poured down Jiang Nan’s head!
Damn!
Oh my God!
How did the video from my phone end up on Weibo?
That repair guy?
Damn it!
This is huge! Am I going to military court?
Zhong Yingxue’s eyes reddened, “Xiao Nan! That was too dangerous! You almost died!”
“Don’t do such dangerous things again, okay?”
“I finally found you, I’m scared I’ll lose you one day… I… sob…”
Tears fell like scattered pearls as Zhong Yingxue spoke!
Xia Yao’s heart ached.
Jiang Nan felt a pang, hugging Zhong Yingxue, comforting her softly.
“Xuexue, don’t be scared, I’m back, aren’t I?”
“I promise! No next time!”
“Be good! Don’t cry!”
“I had it under control! Or I wouldn’t have gone!”
Zhong Yingxue nodded, sobbing.
Xia Yao kept comforting, glaring at Jiang Nan.
“Stinky Xiao Nan! Hmph!”
Those who truly care don’t want you shining out there!
They care if you’re eating well, sleeping well!
Jiang Nan’s heart warmed!
Finally calming Zhong Yingxue, they got excited, urging Jiang Nan to spill about the Suka mission.
Both were curious!
Jiang Nan chickened out, how could he dare say?
Using Zhong Yingxue’s phone, he called Shan Mao!
“Hey… Sister Shan Mao, about the video~”
His tone was timid, like a kid who messed up.
“Don’t worry about it! The guy who posted the video’s been caught! You’re quite the show-off!”
Jiang Nan scratched his head, “Heh heh…”
“The matter’s been explained officially! It’ll be suppressed soon! Don’t worry, it’s not your fault!”
“Overall, the positive impact outweighs the negative!”
“Huaxia needs heroes!”
“But your space ability is now fully exposed to everyone, be careful of foreign agents or bad actors targeting you!”
“Need protection?”
Jiang Nan quickly refused, “No, no!”
Protection?
That’s just surveillance!
No way for Jiang Nan!
“Okay… lead the students well, I’ll have someone send the spirit pearl when it’s ready!”
“Stay away for now, lay low!”
“Got it!”
Hanging up, Jiang Nan felt relieved.
“Let’s go to school!”
…
They were late!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao rushed to class, while Jiang Nan found the Year 1 students already lined up neatly!
Nine Dark Night soldiers were overseeing their military stance!
As Jiang Nan arrived!
Instantly, the freshmen’s fiery gazes landed on him!
Full of anticipation!
Even now, they couldn’t believe it!
This guy was the Suka nuclear badass!
Dark Night soldier, “Nan Shen? Say a few words?”
Jiang Nan grinned, shaking his head!
The freshmen were disappointed, expecting Jiang Nan to teach some skills or tricks!
But they couldn’t escape the most dreaded part of training!
Standing at attention!
An hour later, their legs were sore!
The sun was blazing, they were roasting!
Jiang Nan grinned, “All, listen up!”
The freshmen got excited!
Rest time?
Or teaching us combat?
“Turn right!”
Freshmen: …
Another hour!
“All, listen up! Turn right!”
Freshmen: ???
Another hour!
“All, listen up! Turn back!”
The freshmen couldn’t take it!
A whole morning, just turning in circles?
Someone finally blurted, “Instructor Jiang! Why keep making us turn?”
The others looked over.
Jiang Nan got serious, “It’s for your own good!”
The freshmen, puzzled, “Our good?”
Jiang Nan grinned, “So you tan evenly!”
“No half-and-half faces!”
Freshmen: !!!
What the hell?
Even tanning?
Mom!
Is this human talk?
You think we’re skewers? Need flipping?
Add some cumin while you’re at it?
[Resentment Points from Ma Qingfeng +666!]
[Resentment Points from Xu Sheng +999!]
[Resentment Points from Sun Kaiyang +999!]
[Resentment Points from…]
“Hey heh heh~”
Sister Shan Mao!
I love you to death!
Being an instructor is just too fun, isn’t it?
