Han Cheng was utterly dazed from the pummelling!
His mind went blank!
Want to run? Good luck with that!
Of course!
Ten seconds later, Han Cheng didn’t need to think about it anymore!
He was knocked out cold!
Wu Liang let go, dispersing the shield!
Bloodied, he pounded his chest with his fists! Roaring to the sky!
The thunderous bear roar echoed through the gymnasium!
The students’ blood boiled!
This! This was a fight between men!
Well…
If not for that shiny Mediterranean bald spot and the flamboyant Hatsune Miku!
It might’ve been even more epic!
The fight ended with Wu Liang’s hard-fought victory!
Only bronze four-star, yet he defeated bronze eight-star Han Cheng!
That was impressive enough!
At the sidelines, a teacher snapped his fingers, and a giant sunflower sprouted from the ground!
Golden light sprinkled down, slowly healing their wounds!
Jiang Nan considered giving Wu Liang a Vitality Ginseng!
But one dose, and he’d turn into a human sprinkler. Better not!
The bald-top bear was tragic enough!
Just then, Luo Tianxiang, face grim, stepped into the arena!
He carried a silver spear!
Its red tassel was strikingly stylish!
He shot a cold glance at Han Cheng, “Useless! Can’t even beat a bronze four-star! What good are you?”
Han Cheng lay on the ground, seething, but his mind was filled with images of being dominated!
This bald-top bear! He was genuinely strong!
Meanwhile, Jiang Nan was busy selling briefs!
Luo Tianxiang pointed his silver spear at Jiang Nan, “Get down here and fight, you clown. Today’s your last day at Songjiang Spiritual Martial!”
“This will be a fight with no suspense! I don’t even need a reason to crush you!”
“I’ll make everyone see what happens to those who cross me, Luo Tianxiang…”
Jiang Nan waved impatiently, “Enough! Stop yapping! If I don’t shut you up, you’ll go on forever!”
Luo Tianxiang trembled with rage!
“Those who cross me, Luo Tianxiang, never…”
Jiang Nan, “What? Cheaper? Dream on! Ten thousand, no haggling!”
Luo Tianxiang: !!!
“Those who cross me, Luo Tianxiang, never end well…”
Jiang Nan, “Discount? I’ll break your legs! Ten thousand, take it or leave it!”
Luo Tianxiang exploded, “Can you let me finish my damn sentence!”
He was about to lose it!
I spent all night thinking, tweaking it over and over!
Finally crafted this badass line!
And Jiang Nan kept cutting me off!
[Resentment points from Luo Tianxiang +1000!]
Jiang Nan sighed, “Truly! Humans are just repeaters!”
“Fine! Say it! I’m listening!”
Luo Tianxiang suppressed his fury, trying to recapture the vibe!
“Those who cross me, Luo Tianxiang…”
“Oh, come on! Get down here!”
[Resentment points from Luo Tianxiang +1000!]
The mood was completely ruined!
He couldn’t even keep the flow!
What’s the point of talking!
The onlookers couldn’t hold back their laughter. Jiang Nan was too infuriating!
Jiang Nan stood, “Xuexue! Big Wolf Extermination! Watch my stall, don’t let anyone nick my briefs!”
“Back in three minutes!”
Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue covered their faces!
Who’d steal your briefs!
This is a serious duel! Show some respect!
Wu Liang’s fight was a bit flashy, but it was intense!
Why’s the vibe so off with you!
Jiang Nan teleported into the arena.
Luo Tianxiang sneered, “Three minutes? Who gave you the cour…”
Jiang Nan urged, “Hurry up! I’m on a schedule!”
Luo Tianxiang: !!!
Interrupted again!
His eyes glared, a surge of spiritual energy erupted from within!
His silver one-star cultivation drew gasps from the crowd! Even the teachers were stunned!
A 19-year-old silver rank? Terrifying!
“Hmph! Your precious teleportation against my silver…”
“Ants! Embrace your fear!”
“Chuā~”
Suddenly, a shadow flashed across the sky.
A figure leapt from the gymnasium’s canopy!
Front-flipping 7200 degrees!
“Bang!”
Landing on one knee in the arena!
Jiang Nan: ???
Luo Tianxiang exploded, “Who the hell’s interrupting me now!”
The spectators were dumbfounded!
Who’s this?
So extra?
Jumping from dozens of metres, 7200-degree flip, landing on one knee?
Jiang Nan’s eyes twitched!
Fine, you landed on one knee!
But you cracked the concrete!
Doesn’t your knee hurt?
Risking your life to show off?
And that “chuā~” sound effect? Are you serious?
Adding your own sound effects?
He looked decent enough, high nose bridge, refined features! Long hair draped past his ears.
The guy stood slowly, flicking his sleek hair! Eyes full of melancholy!
“My heart can no longer contain its yearning! One mountain can’t hold three tigers!”
“Today’s the perfect chance to settle this!”
As he spoke, his leg wobbled!
A glance revealed!
Bloody hell! His jeans were torn! His knee was bleeding!
Still pretending to be calm! You’re sweating from the pain!
Jiang Nan couldn’t stand it!
“Mate! Maybe fix your leg first?”
“Hmph! A mere scratch? Not worth mentioning!”
[Resentment points from Qin Shou +888!]
If you didn’t point it out, no one would’ve noticed!
Jiang Nan was baffled!
Is this guy mentally sound?
Luo Tianxiang roared, “Qin Shou! Are you mental? No one asked you! Get lost!”
Qin Shou sneered, “Hmph! Scared already?”
Luo Tianxiang: ???
“Scared? Scared of your mum! You eternal flunkie! I can’t be bothered with you!”
Qin Shou squinted, “Today, I’m not just taking down you two!”
“I’m taking down the whole sky!”
“Jiang Nan, you probably don’t know me!”
“I’m Qin Shou!”
“How about a fight with me first?”
“I’ll crush you!”
Jiang Nan grinned brightly, “What’d you just say?”
Qin Shou paused, “I’ll crush you?”
“No, no, no! The one before!”
Qin Shou smirked, boldly, “I’m taking down the whole sky!”
See, Jiang Nan gets me!
I knew that line was cool!
“Not that! The one after!”
Qin Shou blinked, almost reflexively saying, “I’m Qin Shou! How about…”
Jiang Nan nodded, “Looks like you know your place!”
Qin Shou was stunned: ???
“Pfft… hahaha!”
The crowd burst out laughing!
Bloody hell, “beastlier than a beast”!
Xia Yao was in tears from laughing, Zhong Yingxue trembled, covering her mouth…
Xia Yao, “Someone’s finally taming Qin Shou! Chronic chuunibyou! Never changes!”
Zhong Yingxue shook her head, “Such a shame! He’s strong, just a bit unhinged!”
Qin Shou’s face reddened, glaring, “You!”
Jiang Nan squinted, “Want to step on me to climb up? Fine!”
“After I’m done here, if you still want a fight, I’m game!”
“I, Jiang Nan, never back down!”
“Now! Step aside!”
Qin Shou glared, seething, but obediently moved to the sidelines!
Luo Tianxiang gripped his silver spear, squinting, “Don’t worry! After I deal with you, I’ll handle that idiot Qin Shou!”
Jiang Nan grinned brightly, “You’re overthinking it!”
