The teacher was stunned by the double-barreled blast!
But, as a seasoned veteran, she lightly tapped the blackboard and calmly said: “Come on! Let’s continue the lesson!”
“This logarithm, it’s…”
The sour-sweet stench lingered in the classroom, but soon, everyone’s expressions started to shift…
Li Muyan’s pretty face flushed, her fingers gripping the pen so tightly they turned pale.
Seated on her chair, she subtly tilted her body, careful not to exert too much force, as that would be too loud!
As a proper little fairy!
She absolutely couldn’t let one slip!
How to fart silently is a mandatory lesson for fairies!
But faced with this ferocious onslaught, she misjudged the force…
A melodious, almost tuneful “heavenly sound” rang out!
So prolonged!
It was like a suona played off-key…
Or a trombone sliding from the highest note to the lowest!
Jiangnan: “…”
Dear fairy! Stop torturing your sphincter, okay?
It’s struggling!
Just let it go!
I’m telling you! This isn’t good for your health!
Several classmates glanced at Li Muyan, some boys biting their lips to stifle laughter, an awkward atmosphere filling the room.
“Crack!”
The girl snapped her pen in half!
But this was just the beginning!
Someone coughed!
The cough was punctuated by a loud “Bang!”
Others flipped through books, sipped water! Accompanied by “Pfft!” “Bang!” sounds…
The classroom suddenly became lively, with book-flipping, water bottle-squeezing, and chair-shifting “creaks.”
It turned into a unique orchestra performance!
“Bang!”
“Bang!”
“Pop!”
…
“Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Pop!”
“Pfft!”
“Pfft!”
“Bú~”
…
“Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Bú~”
Some cute female classmates, too embarrassed, desperately sucked in air, trying to undo their disaster!
Seriously? You can’t suck it back! Give up!
Jiangnan couldn’t hold back his amusement, even slapping the desk to keep rhythm for them!
The classmates watched Jiangnan drumming along, dumbfounded!
Is he for real?
Hey, wait! It’s kinda catchy!
But there was a big problem.
The classroom’s smell grew increasingly vibrant.
Even eye-stinging.
Finally, a classmate couldn’t take it, wiping tears and saying: “Guys, aren’t you hot? Let’s open the windows!”
“Open them quick! It’s sweltering!”
“Hurry, hurry!”
“Open them all!”
“You’re the smart one, you little genius!”
With the windows open, the air improved a lot.
But outside, an old man sweeping looked up to see a visible white mist drifting from the classroom.
A breeze blew it his way!
Old man: “Damn! Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) Urgh…”
“What the hell’s that smell!”
…
If it was just one or two people, no issue, but the whole class in this state…
All eyes instantly turned to Jiangnan!
They’d all eaten the beans!
And now!!!
But they’d begged to eat the beans, and Jiangnan had generously shared…
Plus, the beans did detoxify!
How could they complain?
So, Jiangnan’s resentment points list went wild.
[Resentment points from Li Xiang +999!]
[Resentment points from Li Muyan +999!]
…
A flood of 999s, not just from his class, but others too!
The whole school had eaten the Detox Little Yellow Beans!
Other classes weren’t faring much better.
Jiangnan was ecstatic!
This wasn’t gloating!
He’d helped them detox, it was a good deed!
Yes! A good deed!
Li Xiang, face dark: “Teacher, I need the toilet!”
He’d just been grateful to Jiangnan! And now?
Every time he’s involved, nothing good happens!
The teacher gave Jiangnan a resentful look: “Go, go!”
“Teacher! Me too!”
“And me!”
“Uh… everyone go, I’ll go too, self-study for now!”
The teacher stepped out, and the class exploded!
Students charged to the toilets like ravenous wolves…
In a flash, the classroom was empty except for Jiangnan.
He rubbed his chin, pondering.
“Hmm… looks like the Detox Little Yellow Beans do have a side effect!”
“Detoxifies, but causes diarrhoea?”
After detox, toxins need to come out, right?
Makes sense!
But it’s a bit too intense.
The whole school was in chaos, yet Jiangnan swore he meant well!
He patted his chest in relief!
“Good thing I didn’t eat! If I had…”
“Uh…”
Jiangnan felt a sudden unease in his stomach, his body weak.
Then he remembered he’d eaten two big bowls of green beans at lunch…
Jiangnan: “…”
He pulled out a Detox Little Yellow Bean, hesitated, then chewed and swallowed it!
His face was one of utter despair!
Didn’t taste like chicken…
Karma comes around!
Who escapes the runs?
Retribution hit fast, like a tornado?
Jiangnan got up, face dark, heading to the toilet.
The corridor reeked of a strange smell.
In the corridor, a girl in a super short skirt, long hair to her waist, walked elegantly.
Then her body froze!
Her skirt fluttered slightly, her long hair swaying…
Jiangnan swallowed: “Pretty windy in this corridor!”
The girl shot him a furious glare and scurried off, no trace of elegance left.
See!
Even fairy sisters leak gas…
When my hair grows long!
Will a fart make it flutter?
Hmm…
Jiangnan didn’t expect he’d turn poet.
At the toilet, the crowd and the ecstatic roars from inside left him stunned!
The toilets were packed!
After squeezing in with effort, the scene shattered his worldview!
Every stall was full!
But could that stop these geniuses?
No way!
At the row of stand-up urinals, people were half-squatting!
Half-squatting!
A totally inhumane pose!
Each face was pure bliss.
“Damn? That works?”
Jiangnan was floored!
“Why not? Can a living person be stopped by poop? No worry, it’s runny! It’ll flush!”
Damn? Is flushing the issue?
“Hurry up! Freaking hurry!”
Someone stomped, banging on doors.
Inside: “Bro, chill! I’m not done!”
A guy in line, calm, smiled: “No rush!”
A red-faced, desperate classmate asked: “What? You’re not urgent?”
The guy calmly said: “Just now, I thought it was a fart! But it wasn’t…”
His words made everyone back a meter away, horrified!
“I’m done! You guys?”
Jiangnan facepalmed!
Never trust a friendly fart during the runs!
Because…
It’s probably lying!
