Jiang Nan grinned!
Damn it!
My advanced brick-smacking skill isn’t for nothing, is it?
Ever seen a flying brick?
If it weren’t for the lingering effect of the Ai Hei black garlic, Jiang Nan might not have sensed the sniper in advance!
Otherwise, even Jiang Nan would struggle to dodge such a sneak attack!
After all, he doesn’t have precognitive abilities!
To ensure the brick could reach that far, Jiang Nan deliberately activated Blood Burn!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao stared at Jiang Nan in shock!
Why did Jiang Nan suddenly turn red?
And steam rising from his body?
What new skill is this? Never seen it before!
Jiang Nan, “Wait for me, three minutes!”
With that, he teleported, speeding towards the skyscraper!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were full of worry!
Getting sniped on the way home from school?
What on earth is going on?
Su He’s face was grim!
She never expected Jiang Nan to chase after them!
No time to hesitate!
Her body dissolved into a stream of water and escaped!
Leaving only a pile of clothes behind!
The next second!
Jiang Nan appeared on the skyscraper rooftop!
Only to find a knocked-out sniper!
And a pile of girls’ clothes?
He rummaged through them, finding no identity clues.
“Tch, tch, tch… such a big girl, still wearing Chibi Maruko-chan?”
[Resentment value from Su He +1000!]
Jiang Nan paused?
She could still hear him?
So she hadn’t gone far?
But even with his senses maxed out, Jiang Nan couldn’t find Su He.
“Hey, hey, hey! Weren’t you here to kill me? Hiding the moment you see me, what’s that about?”
“Such a shy girl, how’s that gonna work?”
Hiding in the water tower as a stream of water, Su He was fuming!
She wanted to act!
But with Jiang Nan’s teleportation, she couldn’t catch him if he wanted to run!
No direct confrontation!
The secret weapon wasn’t ready yet!
Jiang Nan pouted, looking at the sniper!
Head bleeding from his flying brick!
He grinned, grabbed the guy, and teleported away!
Three minutes later, Su He dared to emerge!
She quietly put on the clothes, gritting her teeth, “Where did he take Biao Zi?”
At that moment, Times Square was bustling!
A man in just his underwear hung from the Flying Goddess statue!
Biao Zi woke up, head throbbing.
A breeze blew, chilling his body!
When he opened his eyes, his expression turned to horror!
What the hell!!!
Old man, “Bloody hell! This guy! Bloody hell!”
Old lady, “This performance art, I really don’t get it!”
“How’d this guy get up that high on the goddess statue?”
“Good boy! Don’t look! He’s a pervert! Perverts are contagious…”
“Hello? Police? There’s a pervert in Times Square! Come quick!”
[Resentment value from Wang Biao +1000!]
[Resentment value from Wang Biao +1000!]
…
On the roadside, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao waited anxiously, and Jiang Nan returned!
“You okay? The sniper just now…”
Jiang Nan grinned, “Dealt with! Let’s go home!”
Zhong Yingxue, “Really okay?”
Jiang Nan, helpless, “No good way around it, deal with what comes!”
Xia Yao grabbed Jiang Nan’s arm excitedly, “Little Nan, Little Nan! They say there’s a pervert in Times Square! Let’s go check it out!”
Jiang Nan looked guilty!
“What’s so great about a pervert? Home, home!”
…
Back home, Jiang Nan showered and returned to his room early, not setting up his stall!
Mainly worried about the two girls!
Thinking back on the day, he felt some regret!
Should’ve interrogated that sniper for info!
The more he thought, the messier his mind got, so he messaged Shan Mao.
Nan Shen, “Sister Shan Mao! Someone’s trying to kill me! Need a big thigh to hug!”
Half an hour later.
Luo Tianhong, “Got it!”
Jiang Nan: ???
What’s that supposed to mean?
Got it, and that’s it?
I got exposed because of the nuke thing!
No gesture of support!
No matter how much Jiang Nan pestered Shan Mao, she didn’t reply!
“Hmph! Fine, I’ll handle it myself!”
Long night, no sleep!
Jiang Nan pulled out the Ai Hei black garlic!
Can’t slack on cultivation! Heard Pop Rocks pair well with garlic!
One bite of black garlic!
As expected, Jiang Nan turned pitch black!
Super black!
He didn’t care, door locked!
No one would see!
It’d wear off in 12 hours!
Fifteen times the spiritual energy absorption rate, isn’t that sweet?
After the black garlic kicked in, he popped some Pop Rocks.
Lying on the bed, Jiang Nan was in pain and joy!
To his shock!
At 11 p.m., a small figure climbed onto the windowsill!
The hooded girl, starting to pick the lock!
Lockpicking! Blowing knockout gas! Same routine as yesterday!
Jiang Nan: …
No way?
Again?
So punctual every day?
So persistent!
The hooded girl nimbly slipped into the room, looked around, full of disappointment!
“No one again?”
“Does this guy not sleep at home?”
Jiang Nan: !!!
I’m lying right here on the bed!
Take a good look!
Have some respect for your job!
The hooded girl pondered, deciding to install a camera in the room!
To avoid coming up empty next time!
She started rummaging around!
“Where should I put it?”
Jiang Nan: ???
What?
Thief won’t leave empty-handed?
Can’t kill the guy? Might as well steal something?
Damn!
Are assassins this low-class now?
Jiang Nan couldn’t take it!
She’s come two days in a row!
Gotta let her have some gain, right?
“Second drawer on your right, there’s a watch!”
Hooded girl, “Hmm… a watch?”
She instinctively opened the drawer!
Looked closely!
Peppa Pig children’s electronic watch!
The hooded girl’s eyes widened, her expression turning to horror!
Finally sensed something was off!
She spun around!
Only to see two eyes and a set of big white teeth floating in the air!
“Argh! Ghost!”
[Resentment value from Ye Ye +1000!]
Her dagger flashed, stabbing towards the white teeth!
Jiang Nan wasn’t fazed!
Top-level hand-to-hand combat for nothing?
He snatched her dagger! Teleported behind her!
Grabbed her wrist, locked her in an unbeatable chokehold!
“Ah! Ghost! Let me go!”
Ye Ye struggled like crazy, scared to tears, hood falling off!
A youthful face stunned Jiang Nan!
Big blue eyes, delicate petite features, fierce little fangs, a tear mole by her eye!
A black bob with a small braid!
Baby fat on her cheeks!
“Bang!”
Ye Ye thrust upward, her head smacking Jiang Nan’s chin!
She bolted for the door!
Jiang Nan clutched his chin, “Ouch~ So fierce?”
