Jiang Nan exploded on the spot!
Turning into a Jiang Coal Ball and being seen by Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao was bad enough!
Now being taken advantage of by a little girl?
Calling him grandson?
Normal weapons can’t touch you! But a tank shell should do the trick, right?
“Don’t stop me! I’ll blast her!”
Xia Yao, lounging on the sofa munching chips, “No one’s stopping you! Go for it! Yep, we won’t stop you!”
Zhong Yingxue tilted her head, sucking on a lollipop…
Jiang Nan: (◦`~´◦)
This awkward?
Not even a little attempt to stop me?
Makes me look bad!
Jiang Nan took a deep breath, eyes blazing, and unleashed his harshest words ever!
“Hmph! I’ll starve you!”
Ye Ye stuck out her tongue, making a face: Bleh~
The three returned to the living room, Jiang Nan full of worry!
Can’t exactly kill her!
Who knows her deal?
An assassin?
Sending such a weak assassin after him?
The enemy’s brain must’ve been kicked by a donkey!
Zhong Yingxue, “Really not notifying the Night Army? I’ve been feeling uneasy lately!”
Jiang Nan, helpless, “Already told Shan Mao, she ignored me!”
Xia Yao, excited, “Maybe because of the nuke, you’re on some bounty list! And underground groups are sending assassins for your head?”
Jiang Nan rolled his eyes, “You think this is a movie?”
“No clue what’s going on, that girl won’t talk, I’m clueless too!”
“Gotta find a way to make her talk!”
Drugs? Detox beans? Leeks?
No, no! Too cruel!
Ye Ye’s still young, exposing her to the world’s evils too soon!
Might make her lose love for the world…
The next day, on the way to school, Jiang Nan was puzzled.
The Ai Hei black garlic’s sensing ability was active, yet no anomalies!
No one tailing him in disguise, which felt odd!
Did they give up?
Or the calm before the storm?
Training the newbies, Jiang Nan was distracted, often zoning out!
They didn’t dare slack, looking at him with awe!
The flying duel two days ago showed Jiang Nan’s strength!
Yesterday’s blood donation proved!
Jiang the Devil was a boss with HP 1000+ bars!
These newbie villagers better not mess around!
Jiang Nan, “Liu Tao, step forward!”
“Reporting to Jiang the Devil… no, no, Instructor Jiang!” Liu Tao’s face paled.
Jiang Nan didn’t notice, “How do I get a girl to open up to me?”
Liu Tao froze!
What?
What’s this?
Jiang the Devil’s distracted all morning, he’s got a crush?
Unrequited love?
Tch, tch, tch!
Even you, Nan Shen, have this day!
The newbies perked up!
Liu Tao, comforting, “Instructor Jiang! As an experienced guy, let me advise you!”
“The unattainable is the best!”
Jiang Nan: ???
Experienced? What’s that?
You’ve been targeted and interrogated too?
The unattainable is the best?
Why! I’m after intel!
Others weren’t having it!
“Tao Zi, shut it!”
“Instructor Jiang! Don’t listen! Give her care, give her love!”
“Fiery, passionate love!”
Jiang Nan perked up, “Oh? Fiery passion?”
“Yes, yes! Fiery passion!”
“Blazing! Intense! Like boiling water!”
Jiang Nan, thoughtful, “Blazing love? Like boiling water?”
“Yes! Wrap her in love! Let her feel your sincerity!”
“She’ll open up for sure!”
Jiang Nan’s eyes lit up, “Great idea! Learned something! I’ll try it at home!”
The girls rolled their eyes!
What nonsense!
A bunch of straight guys!
If a girl doesn’t like someone, even their breathing makes them a jerk!
Poor Instructor Jiang…
Jiang Nan was quietly excited! Watch me open your locked heart with fiery love!
After school!
Jiang Nan, thrilled, “Big Wolf, Xue Xue! You go home first! I got an idea!”
Xia Yao, stunned, “What idea? Feed her Ai Hei black garlic? Turn her into a little black girl?”
Zhong Yingxue, “Not feeding her strength potion, right?”
Jiang Nan pouted, “How could I be that cruel? Wait for good news!”
He teleported away, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao exchanged glances!
An hour later!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were in the basement waiting for Jiang Nan!
Ye Ye still wasn’t talking, in beast mode! Fierce as ever.
Though her face was pale from hunger!
The next moment, Jiang Nan appeared in the basement!
Grinning, “Still not talking?”
Ye Ye pouted, “Hmph! How dare you talk to your elder? No respect for the old or young!”
Jiang Nan: o(▼皿▼メ;)o
Still on that joke?
“Fine! You wait!”
Jiang Nan opened his dimensional space!
Under Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao’s stunned gazes, he pulled out a big iron pot and set it up!
Pouring water in like crazy!
“Xue Xue! Big fire, boil it!”
Zhong Yingxue: ???
You think I’m a gas tank?
[Resentment value from Zhong Yingxue +333!]
Xia Yao, stunned, “Little Nan? What are you doing?”
Ye Ye, smug, “Making me food? To bribe me to talk? No way!”
“I’m an emotionless assassin! I have professional standards!”
“But I can taste if it’s good…”
Jiang Nan grinned, “Yes! Making something tasty!”
Zhong Yingxue, confused, but her hands sparked flames!
Two thick fire pillars shot at the pot’s base!
Jiang Nan smirked!
He untied Ye Ye from the pillar, re-tied her like a dumpling!
Then hoisted her up!
The girl sensed trouble, struggling, “You… what are you doing? I…”
“Plop!”
Ye Ye was tossed into the pot!
Zhong Yingxue froze, “You’re cooking her?”
Xia Yao, shocked, “You called us cruel? And you do this?”
“Into the pot?”
Jiang Nan clapped his hands, “Someone told me today! To get a girl to open up!”
“Use fiery, passionate love! Like boiling water to wrap her, move her!”
“I think it makes sense! To get a girl to open up! Cook her in a pot!”
Fiery passion, check!
Iron pot, check!
Boiling water, almost there!
Person in the pot!
No problem!
Xia Yao, face dark, “Hey, hey, hey! Did you misunderstand something?”
“Is this the same?”
Zhong Yingxue facepalmed! Two different things!
Making a girl open up!
Cooking her in a pot!
What kind of wild thinking is this?
Jiang Nan set up his phone stand, smiling brightly!
He started a Weibo live stream!
Stream title:
Iron Pot Stewed Loli! Person in Pot! Water About to Boil!
Givemebigfire!
The stream exploded with viewers, Weibo went wild!
Ye Ye scrunched her face: !!!
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[Resentment value from Ye Ye +1000!]
[Resentment value from Ye Ye +1000!]
[Resentment value from Ye Ye…]
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