Jiang Nan’s Weibo already had over a million followers due to the nuke incident!
The hype had barely died down!
And now he’s streaming live?
The stream surged to over 50,000 viewers instantly, doubling rapidly!
The chat exploded, flooding the screen!
“Nan Shen fans reporting in!”
“Nan Shen fans reporting in!”
“Heard there’s a loli?”
“All gentlemen present (manual funny face)”
“Whoa, damn! Actually cooking?”
“Pfft hahaha! Nan Shen’s too much! Live-streaming loli stew?”
“You serious? Lolis are so cute! Why eat her!”
“Curious what it tastes like! Wanna eat!”
“Gimme some soup!”
“I crown you the ultimate clickbait king! You said loli stew and you’re really doing it!”
“My mind’s blown! Songjiang Spirit Martial’s goddess Zhong Yingxue is your gas tank?”
“Nan Shen’s badass!”
…
Jiang Nan grinned, walking to the pot with a cleaver in one hand, a potato in the other!
“Still not talking?”
The water heated up! Ye Ye’s little face flushed red! Hair soaked, only her head above water!
“Hmph, not talking! I’m an emotionless… ugh~”
Jiang Nan shoved the potato in her mouth!
Then tossed in seasonings.
Ginger! Potato! Cabbage!
Radish! Chili! Green onion!
“Still not talking?”
“Pfft pfft pfft! I’m an…”
Salt! Soy sauce! Aged vinegar!
Eggs! Ham! Fresh tripe!
[Resentment value from Ye Ye +1000!]
…
As the water heated, steam rose, the aroma filled the air!
Xia Yao rubbed her stomach, inhaling deeply, “Wow! Smells so good~”
Zhong Yingxue giggled, “Haven’t had dinner! This pot’s enough for days!”
Jiang Nan smirked!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were bad too! Helping him scare her!
Ye Ye’s big eyes filled with fear!
Really… gonna eat me?
Doesn’t seem like a joke!
She’s actually being cooked in a pot?
The outside world is terrifying!
She regretted sneaking out!
Thinking she’d die, she secretly wiped tears!
Then, angrily, bit into a cabbage floating on the water!
If I’m dying! I’ll eat first!
Jiang Nan: ???
What?
I haven’t eaten yet!
You’re eating?
Stream chat:
“Haha! Little loli’s adorable! Feel bad for her!”
“Cruel! Inhuman! Add more chili! I like it spicy!”
“Nan Shen! Don’t cook her! Cook me instead!”
“Hardcore vendor Jiang Iron Head! Ruthless loli-stewer?”
“Honestly… I’m hungry watching!”
“Why does Nan Shen remind me of Grey Wolf cooking Lazy Sheep in Wolf Castle?”
“Pfft hahaha! Freaking Grey Wolf!”
Tao’s Voice: Damn! Jiang the Devil! You’re cooking her? That’s not what we meant!
Triangle Pie: Totally lost!
Little Fish: Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ﾉﾉ Can’t watch!
Chu Qing: Wow! Jiang Nan, you’re crazy!
…
The water got hotter, almost boiling!
Ye Ye, dazed from the heat, started glowing blue!
Then solidified! Everyone was stunned!
She turned into a massive blue crystal egg!
Curled up inside, completely insulated from the heat!
Jiang Nan’s eyes widened, “Damn! Turning into an egg? What kind of beastification? Dinosaur?”
Zhong Yingxue, stunned, “Never seen that!”
Xia Yao, “Boiled egg?”
Jiang Nan hacked at it with the cleaver! The shell was harder than her scales!
Ye Ye, inside the egg, sighed in relief!
Still chewing a half-cooked potato!
Starving after a day, she was famished!
Jiang Nan exploded!
So it’s really food for you?
Stream chat:
“True! Egg-bound maiden!”
“Nan Shen! You’re done (egg)!”
“Of course! Mom didn’t lie! People hatch from eggs!”
Ye Xingxuan, “Aaaaah! My sister!”
Furious Jiang Nan glared, “Your sister!”
Why’s she cursing?
These viewers have no manners!
Ye Xingxuan, “My sister! My actual sister! Stop the fire!”
Jiang Nan pouted, “Xue Xue! Full flames!”
Who’s this person?
Block, block!
Ye Xingxuan: !!!
Meanwhile, in a Kyoto suburb! A 2000-square-meter villa echoed with a wail!
“Nooo!”
The whole villa was startled!
A tall, skimpily dressed Ye Xingxuan leapt from the sofa!
Her pretty face full of panic!
People rushed out of the villa.
“Xingxuan? What’s wrong? Screaming like that!”
“Almost gave Grandpa Ye a heart attack!”
Ye Xingxuan, frantic, “I found Little Sister!”
Grandpa Ye, eyes wide, “What? Where’s Little Ye?”
Ye Father, anxious, “How’d you find her?”
Ye Mother, worried, “Is Little Ye okay? Not hurt?”
Ye Xingxuan, grimacing, “Quick! Open your phones, check Weibo’s live stream! Save Little Sister!”
“She’s being cooked in an iron pot!”
Ye Family: ???
What the hell?
Cooked in an iron pot?
They opened Weibo, entered Jiang Nan’s stream!
One look, and the Ye Family villa exploded!
Chat:
Grandpa Ye: Grandson thief! Let go of Little Ye! I’m Ye Daotian!
Ye Father: Stop the fire!
Ye Mother: Little Ye! My Little Ye! How’d you get cooked!
Jiang Nan frowned, where’d these trolls come from?
“I’m cooking mine! None of your business!”
“Ye Daotian? Pfft, more like Ye Big Fairy!”
Block, block!
Grandpa Ye exploded!
He stood up, “My sword! Damn it! Where’s my sword!”
“Who’s this kid? So arrogant? I’ll chop him!”
Ye Xingxuan facepalmed, “Night Army guy! Jiang Nan! The Suka nuke one!”
Grandpa Ye paused, furious, “Night Army or not, he can’t cook my granddaughter!”
Ye Father, “Little Ye kept saying she’s grown up, took my dark web login card!”
“With the nuke incident, Jiang Nan’s on the list, could it be…”
Grandpa Ye roared, “What are you waiting for? Mobilize the family! Save her!”
Ye Family group chat, Ye Xingxuan sent the video link!
“Urgent! Little Sister’s being cooked by Jiang Nan! Save her!”
The stream flooded with Ye surnames!
Ye Tianlong, “Brother Jiang Nan, let’s talk! Negotiate! I’m Ye Ye’s third uncle!”
Ye Shan, “Please give Kyoto Ye Family some face! Stop cooking! I’m Ye Ye’s uncle!”
Ye Xinghe, “I’m her brother! Let my sister go! Name your price!”
Ye Xingchen, “Pfft… hahaha! Couldn’t hold it…”
“Little Sister’s first runaway failed, fine! But cooked in a pot? Hahaha…”
Grandpa Ye (new account), “This is our Ye Family’s fault, please show mercy! I’m Ye Ye’s grandpa!”
The chat went wild, a flood of Ye’s!
Jiang Nan finally got it, stunned, “You ran away from home?”
Ye Ye, in the egg, saw the flooding chat, tears streaming down.
“Waaah…”
Jiang Nan facepalmed!
Some cheeky viewers in the chat!
“Met the in-laws!”
“Met the parents-in-law, big brother-in-law!”
The loli-stewing stream had turned into…
A massive family reunion?
