Waiting outside for ages, even Jiangnan’s face changed as he urged: “What’s taking so long, mate! Knitting in there?”
Unable to hold it, Jiangnan teleported right inside.
A piercing scream followed!
It nearly scared the guy inside into falling headfirst into the toilet.
He was in the middle of blissfully relieving pressure when a living person popped up?
“Bloody hell? Teleporting to take a dump? Nan God’s one of a kind!”
“Can you use that power like that?”
“What do you think? All spatial ability users are registered globally. They’re too good at robbing banks, no vault door can stop them…”
“But our Nan God uses it to squat in the loo…”
Jiangnan: “You done?”
The guy: “…”
“Done or not?”
“Look, Nan God… don’t… don’t stare at me, I can’t go if you’re watching!”
Jiangnan raised an eyebrow: “Can’t go? Need a hand?”
[Resentment points from Ma Long +999!]
Sweating buckets, Jiangnan finally sorted himself out after a struggle.
He teleported out of the battlefield, back to the classroom!
He forgot, the place was empty, and the toilet door was still locked!
The queue outside was banging the door, shouting themselves hoarse, but no Jiangnan emerged…
Accidentally reaping another wave of resentment points.
Jiangnan thought classes would resume after the chaos.
But no…
School was suspended!
The reason?
The school’s toilets… were limited!
Half the students went home to shower and change trousers…
The rest stayed in class for self-study…
Jiangnan sat innocently in the classroom, frantically doing worksheets, unable to bear the resentful glares from classmates!
He bolted the moment school ended, fearing he’d be beaten to death if he stayed!
Now it seemed.
The stall fee wasn’t paid for nothing!
At least on his stall cloth, he was invincible, avoiding a beating.
This silly… er, brilliant system was quite thoughtful!
Riding his trusty old bike to Jiangcheng Night Market, he was stunned by the massive crowd.
What’s going on? This lively?
Jiangnan was squeezing through when…
“Bloody hell! Baldy Guy’s here! Worth the wait!”
“Haha, thought he wasn’t coming tonight!”
“Been waiting for him!”
Someone shouted, and the crowd turned, eyes on Jiangnan.
They parted, clearing a path straight to his stall.
Only then did Jiangnan realise his Weibo had blown up! His brick-splitting video went viral.
After dinner, bored netizens came to watch the show.
Jiangnan’s eyes lit up.
Opportunity!
A blatant business opportunity!
He spread his stall cloth, lined up ten bottles of “Farmer’s Three Punches,” sat on his stool.
Behind him, a row of red bricks. He grabbed one and smashed it on his forehead!
It shattered on impact!
“Bloody hell! He’s really smashing! Starting with the big trick?”
“Boss is epic!”
“Way more thrilling than the video!”
“These days, even stall vendors are pros…”
The crowd gasped!
Jiangnan: “Want to split bricks with your head, kick durians, tear manhole covers like me?”
“Drink this Farmer’s Three Punches! If I can, so can you!”
Some jeered: “Reliable?”
“What? Magic potion?”
“Give it a rest, you’re hyping it up like a village cow’s pregnant!”
Someone asked the price: “How much per bottle?”
Jiangnan: “Ten thousand a bottle, no haggling!”
“Bloody hell! Robbing’s not even this blatant!”
“Ten grand! I’ll take one!”
The words stunned even Jiangnan!
A skinny guy in a white t-shirt, with flowing long hair, stepped forward.
He held live-streaming gear!
He slapped down ten thousand cash, his phone screen flooded with
“666”
“Filthy rich!”
“82’s Farmer’s Three Punches, crisp and sweet, you deserve it!” comments.
Jiangnan got it, this guy saw his viral Weibo video and came to ride the hype?
He took the money, handed the streamer a bottle of “Farmer’s Three Punches”!
The streamer flicked his flashy fringe, laughing: “Mate, if this doesn’t work, I’m calling it out live! Netizens are watching!”
Jiangnan scoffed: “If it doesn’t work, I’ll rip your head off and kick it like a ball!”
Streamer: “Haha, you said it!”
Hmm? Something feels off?
If it doesn’t work, why rip my head off?
[Resentment points from Xu Yuan +451!]
“Whatever! Down it! Let’s go!”
The streamer chugged it!
The crowd was stunned, then burst out laughing!
The streamer’s phone screen exploded with comments:
“Hahahaha…”
“Bald! Lightbulb.jap”
“Mum asked why I’m kneeling watching this…”
“Passed out laughing in the loo!”
Xu Yuan burped loudly, instinctively flicking his flashy fringe…
Huh?
Where’s my fringe?
No, where’s my hair?
“How’s it? Works, right?” Jiangnan slung an arm around him.
Xu Yuan, bitter-faced: “Dunno if it works, boss, but my hair’s definitely gone!”
Jiangnan: “Not important! What matters is you can split bricks now!”
Not important?
What’s not important?
I’m bald, mate!
Why do I need to split bricks? I want my hair!
I’m a streamer who relies on looks…
[Resentment points from Xu Yuan +666!]
“Haha! Split a brick, we’ll see if it works!”
“You spent ten grand! Don’t chicken out!”
“Exactly! Perfect chance to gain followers!”
The crowd egged him on!
Xu Yuan thought, fair point! Already bald, might as well go for it! Followers are money these days!
But seeing the red bricks, he froze!
Real bricks! Live splitting?
If the brick doesn’t break and his skull cracks, that’d be something!
“Uh… maybe let’s not?”
Jiangnan wasn’t having it!
“No way! If you don’t split a brick, people will say my Farmer’s Three Punches is bunk! How do I do business then?”
He grabbed a red brick and smashed it on Xu Yuan’s bald head!
Xu Yuan didn’t even react!
“Bang!”
The brick shattered!
[Resentment points from Xu Yuan +999!]
Not your head, right?
The crowd gasped!
Xu Yuan, skinny as a pole, could snap in a breeze!
He drank “Farmer’s Three Punches” and could really split bricks?
Jiangnan grinned: “No issues, right?”
“Bang!”
He smashed another brick on Xu Yuan’s head!
[Resentment points from Xu Yuan +999!]
“Bang!”
Jiangnan: “Check this head out! Proper iron head!”
“Bang!”
Jiangnan got addicted, splitting over ten bricks on Xu Yuan’s head in no time!
Xu Yuan tried to dodge, but Jiangnan’s arm locked him in, no escape!
Bloody hell!
Split them yourself if you want!
Using my head for bricks, what’s that about?
I can split them!
But it bloody hurts!
[Resentment points from Xu Yuan +999!]
