Zhou Laifu smacked his lips!
Quite sweet?
He was speechless!
So it really was just an ordinary cherry?
Damn!
You fought so hard just to eat a cherry?
Your spirit is truly touching, isn’t it?
“Tch tch tch! So damn black!”
“Did you get zapped by high voltage or what? What torture did Su He put you through?”
Jiangnan froze!
What?
Not with them?
The praying mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind?
Well, well!
An inside job among Su He’s people?
Otherwise, how would Zhou Laifu know to come to Beishan?
“Tch! Don’t even mention it! She nearly killed me!”
“Took all my strength to escape her clutches! Ran straight into Hammer Bro’s arms!”
“No more words! I’m with Hammer Bro from now on!”
“Look at Hammer Bro, nose like a nose, eyes like eyes! Clearly a man for big things!”
“Following you, I’m set for life!”
Zhou Laifu was stunned by Jiangnan’s flattery!
You’re praising me!
But why does it feel so off?
“Enough flattery! Know the rules?”
He handed over a pair of spirit-binding handcuffs!
Jiangnan grinned, “No more! No more!”
He swiftly put on the handcuffs!
Smiling brightly!
Damn it!
Let you gloat for 30 minutes! Then see how you die!
Just now, Jiangnan pulled out the lucky cherry!
He really meant to eat it himself!
Max luck, escaping Zhou Laifu would be a breeze!
But since he didn’t, time to act!
Zhou Laifu ate it, same difference!
Jiangnan just needed to stay alive!
As for these spirit-binding handcuffs?
No problem at all!
Pick them in seconds, yeah?
Zhou Laifu nodded, pleased, “Good kid! Behave!”
“Work for me properly! You want something, I’ll get it for you!”
Jiangnan blinked, “I… I have to work for you?”
He sized up Zhou Laifu, full of disdain!
Zhou Laifu: !!!
You little!
Who taught you reading comprehension?
Is that what I meant!
“You’re this black! I wouldn’t take you even for free!”
Jiangnan muttered, “Still gotta work…”
“Damn it!”
[Resentment points from Zhou Laifu +1000!]
No idea why!
Talking to Jiangnan always felt choking!
“Hammer Bro’s not gonna kill me?”
Zhou Laifu sneered, “1.7 billion dollars? Pocket change for beggars!”
“Space-type ability, worth way more than that!”
“But you better behave! Or I’ll make you mince meat!”
Jiangnan patted his chest, “Hammer Bro says one, I say two! Says go south, I won’t go west!”
Zhou Laifu: !!!
What the hell is this!
“Look at me riding the waves~”
“Such a serious entrance~”
“Jumping hard, yi ya yi ya yi ya yi ya~”
Phone ringtone blared.
Jiangnan paused, damn, that’s trendy, wavy!
Zhou Laifu grabbed Jiangnan with one hand, answering the phone with the other!
“What’s up, Old Wang? My wife gave birth?”
“Haha! A boy?”
“Screw it! Perfect! Damn perfect!”
“Alright, alright! I’ll head back once I’m done!”
…
Zhou Laifu hung up, face flushed with excitement!
Walking with a swagger!
Jiangnan swallowed hard!
Damn!
The cherry’s kicking in?
No way!
Gotta play it safe!
Phone rang again.
“Old Wang? What now!”
“What? Kidnapped the Ma family’s young master, and they wired the 30 million ransom?”
“Haha! Good, good, good!”
“Let him go! Have the boys take an arm first!”
…
Zhou Laifu was beaming!
Humming a tune!
Caught Jiangnan, the money tree!
Gotta say!
Feeling on top of the world! Way up!
*Ding!*
A text came in, Zhou Laifu checked!
Today’s Da Le Dou lottery numbers: 026437…
He froze!
Hands trembling, he dug out a crumpled lottery ticket!
Checked it!
026437…
“Damn! Damn! I won! I won!”
“50 million! Ah! Ah! Ah!”
Zhou Laifu roared, pounding his chest in excitement!
Life’s peak!
This is life’s damn peak!
Jiangnan swallowed!
Damn, that’s wild?
“Haha! Bro’s up! Stick with me!”
“Guaranteed good food, spicy drinks!”
Jiangnan straightened up, “No more words! Today, we’re sworn brothers! Not born on the same day…”
Zhou Laifu gaped, “Sworn brothers already? No… no need for that!”
Jiangnan slung an arm around Zhou Laifu’s shoulder, “Tch! Hammer Bro, don’t be distant!”
“From today, I call you bro! You call me dad!”
“We’re brothers from different parents!”
“Share the good, face the bad! Your wife’s my daughter-in-law! Your son’s my grandson!”
Zhou Laifu: ???
It’s touching!
But something’s off?
Just then!
*Swish!*
*Swish!*
*Swish!*
Three water arrows broke the sound barrier, shooting in!
Zhou Laifu squinted, mind moving!
The steel wire on his arm danced, shattering the arrows!
Su He walked over, expression cold!
Beard Man, carrying a case, followed close behind!
Seeing pitch-black Jiangnan, she froze, then gritted her teeth!
This is that white tooth ghost?
Killed over 20 of my men?
“Zhou Big Hammer! Sharp nose! I set the trap, and you swoop in?”
“Pretty shameless, huh?”
Zhou Laifu wasn’t fazed!
“My manners bad? You…”
*Splurch!*
The sound of a knife piercing flesh!
A sharp blade stabbed through Su He’s abdomen!
Right through!
Su He clutched her stomach, face paling, turning sharply!
Beard Man grinned, “Sorry, Zhou Bro’s trap was set earlier!”
Zhou Laifu wouldn’t miss this!
Steel wires whistled, slicing!
Su He trembled with rage, eyes vicious! The wires cut her into pieces!
But she turned to water, seeping into the ground, gone!
Beard Man wiped the blood off his hands, “Zhou Bro! How’d I do?”
Zhou Laifu laughed, “Not bad! Not bad! Good eye!”
As he spoke, the wire flashed across Beard Man’s neck!
His face still held a smile, but his head and body parted!
Zhou Laifu sneered, “Too greedy! Who keeps a traitor? Might stab me in the back one day!”
“Pah! Trash!”
Didn’t expect to deal with Su He so easily!
Damn! Feels good~
Look at me riding the waves~
Such a serious entrance~
“Hey? What’s up, Old Wang? More good news?”
Zhou Laifu answered, full of anticipation!
“Big… Big Bro! There’s a problem with your son!”
Zhou Laifu paused, “What problem?”
“He… he’s damn black… black-skinned! Zhou Bro? Any African blood in your family?”
Zhou Laifu: ???
Screw your African blood!
My ancestors, 18 generations, all yellow-skinned!
So’s my wife!
How’d she give me a black kid?
He exploded!
“Damn! That woman! I knew it!”
“I knew it! She’s always flirting with that black bodyguard!”
“Arghhh!”
Old Wang: “Damn! Damn!”
Zhou Laifu snapped, “What?”
“The madam saw she birthed a black kid, jumped out the window! It’s the 14th floor…”
Zhou Laifu: ???
Jiangnan’s eyes lit up!
It’s starting?
It’s starting!
“Love is a light? Green till you panic~”
[Resentment points from Zhou Laifu +1000!]
Jiangnan cleared his throat!
“Blue, blue sky~”
“Clear, clear lake~ Ai hehe~”
“Green, green prairie~”
“Growing right on your head~”
“This is your home~ Your paradise!”
Zhou Laifu lost it!
You’re singing now?
[Resentment points from Zhou Laifu +1000!]
[From…]
I love you~ My home~ My home~ My paradise~ Applause!
