Zhong Yingxue, with a hint of disdain, said, “Xiao Nan! I never thought you’d actually…”
Jiangnan: ???
Never thought what!
Actually what!
I just ate some durian! Why can’t I explain this!
It wasn’t Lu Ming’s mess!
It’s the durian’s fruit flesh!
That damned fool Lu Ming!
Why the heck did you play crow-sitting-on-a-plane for no reason!
Xia Yao, full of disgust, said, “Eww~”
Jiangnan glared, “Eww, my foot!”
He rushed forward, wiped two pieces of fruit flesh from her face, and tried to shove them into their mouths!
“Xiao Nan! You dare! Argh! I’ll kill you!”
“Don’t come near! Stay away!”
Jiangnan: “No way! You two are eating this!”
…
At that moment, Lu Ming’s head was still stuck in the ceiling!
He didn’t smell the stench!
Just felt his butt was cold and a bit painful!
“Um… classmates! Can someone give me a kick? I’m stuck!”
The classmates upstairs were utterly baffled!
Who could stay calm with a head poking through the floor during class!
The atmosphere was beyond awkward!
A girl in a super short skirt nearby hurriedly covered her skirt, her face flushed!
“You pervert!”
She kicked Lu Ming’s face…
His body finally got dislodged!
He fell back into the classroom, tears streaming down!
It really stung the eyes!
He tried to get up and flee, but one breath, and he collapsed, foaming at the mouth!
[Resentment points from Lu Ming +1000!]
The stench wafted through the hole Lu Ming made!
The upstairs classmates vomited all over their classroom…
The school leaders thought something serious had happened!
They rushed into the classroom, opened the door, and all vomited!
The classroom was empty!
Only Lu Ming lay on the floor! His pants at the butt shredded into rags!
The walls, blackboard, and desks were covered in golden mush!
What happened?
Do we even need to guess?
Principal Sun Hongzhi, covering his nose, said, “This… this is quite something!”
“Spiritual warriors really can’t be judged by normal standards!”
“Fierce! Truly fierce!”
So, Lu Ming was carried away!
He didn’t get to eat the durian!
From then on, a golden legend spread across the campus!
That afternoon, in the school cafeteria!
“Hey, hey, heard about it? Lu Ming crapped his pants during class?”
“What? That wild?”
“Wild? It was insane! It sent him crashing into the ceiling! His head broke through the floor, can you believe it?”
“His pants were shredded!”
“What? That much force? No way!”
“No way? It splattered everywhere! That scene! Tsk tsk tsk… it stank out over a hundred people!”
“My goodness! Stop talking! We’re eating…”
Lu Ming, sitting at the back table, silently cried, snapping his chopsticks!
My three years of youth!
All ruined!
[Resentment points from Lu Ming +1000!]
[From Lu Ming…]
Jiangnan chuckled all afternoon!
Not just Lu Ming providing resentment points!
The other classmates who got stunk out became contributors too!
In one afternoon, enough for three ten-draws!
This golden durian was a treasure!
Absolutely awesome!
Mass damage! Indiscriminate attack!
And delicious too!
Simply perfect! Amazing!
Jiangnan figured out the golden durian’s side effects!
Stinky! Unbearably stinky!
Hard shell! And it explodes violently when opened!
Tsk tsk tsk!
Good stuff!
Jiangnan’s eyes lit up, already planning new uses for the golden durian!
But…
Until school ended, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao wouldn’t let Jiangnan within three metres!
The scorned Jiangnan looked utterly wronged!
He still couldn’t get them to eat it!
…
Back home, Jiangnan locked himself in his room!
Since he knew the effects and side effects of the golden durian!
There was still the Dudu Pacifier to try!
The proper prizes were always incredibly powerful!
But since the love-hate Heartbeat Pop Rocks…
Jiangnan started feeling uncertain!
Now a pacifier?
With a nervous heart, Jiangnan took out the Dudu Pacifier!
It even came with a manual!
A pink pacifier lay quietly in his hand.
With wings on both sides!
Filled with some unknown liquid!
And a small ring at the back…
How do you use this?
Put it in your mouth and suck?
Isn’t that super embarrassing!
He glanced at the manual!
Manual:
Please suck to consume, do not interrupt! Otherwise, all efforts are wasted!
Jiangnan: ???
What?
Gotta keep sucking?
Can’t stop?
Taking a deep breath, Jiangnan picked up the Dudu Pacifier, opened his mouth, and was about to put it in!
His face flushed!
No way, no way!
I can’t get past this mental hurdle!
I’m 18!
Hiding in my room sucking a pacifier?
The embarrassment is off the charts!
“Ahh! Whatever!”
He shoved the pacifier into his mouth!
Sucked once!
A sweet milky fragrance filled his tongue!
Wow!
So fragrant, so sweet!
Every cell in his body was dancing!
A warm feeling filled his lungs!
He took a deep breath!
An unprecedented pleasure.
Like standing forever and finally sitting down.
Jiangnan never knew breathing could feel this good!
He felt clear-headed and sharp-eyed!
The improvement wasn’t obvious yet.
But Jiangnan could definitely feel the boost to his bodily functions!
Jiangnan’s eyes sparkled.
So he kept sucking on the pacifier!
Over time, his whole body exuded a milky fragrance!
Sitting on the bed, sucking for half an hour, his lips went numb!
Damn!
Is this ever gonna end?
How long do I have to suck? Isn’t the stuff improving breathing just the liquid in the pacifier?
Just cut it open and drink it!
He pulled the pacifier out, grabbed a dagger, and sliced it open!
To Jiangnan’s shock, the liquid evaporated instantly upon hitting the air!
Jiangnan: ???
This is such a scam!
100,000 resentment points gone just like that!
Gotta suck the pacifier, huh?
What kind of weird fetish is this!
Pacifier Fierce Nan?
Too fierce! Too Nan!
He grabbed another Dudu Pacifier and shoved it in his mouth!
Hehe~
So sweet!
Just then, spiritual energy surged toward the villa!
Jiangnan’s eyes widened, what’s happening?
“Wow! Xuexue! You broke through?”
“Haha, Xiao Nan, come look! Xuexue hit Silver!”
A clatter of footsteps coming downstairs!
Oh no! Big trouble!
Jiangnan’s eyes widened, about to teleport and lock the door!
“Bang!”
Xia Yao burst in excitedly!
Jiangnan spun around, back to Xia Yao!
Oh no, oh no! What do I do!
Once this starts, you can’t stop!
I already ruined one, can’t ruin this one!
Xia Yao, puzzled, said, “Xiao Nan? Why aren’t you excited?”
“Sniff~ Sniff~ Smells good! What are you sneaking to eat? Let me see?”
Xia Yao grabbed Jiangnan’s shoulder!
Cold sweat poured down Jiangnan’s face!
He dodged, but Xia Yao wouldn’t let up!
She tackled Jiangnan onto the bed, her eyes widening.
Because in her eyes, Jiangnan was like this!
(*°⚇°*)
“Pfft… Hahaha! No way? You’re hiding in your room sucking a pacifier?”
“Still not weaned? Hahaha…”
Jiangnan got mad, flipped over, pinned Xia Yao to the bed, grabbed the Dudu Pacifier, and shoved it into her mouth!
“Mmph!”
(*°⚇°*)
Xia Yao’s eyes widened, instinctively sucking once.
“Wow! So sweet!”
“Xiao Yao, Xiao Nan! I broke through! Look…”
Zhong Yingxue rushed in, face full of excitement!
She saw Jiangnan on top of Xia Yao, both with pacifiers in their mouths, sucking away…
Zhong Yingxue: ???
Wula! Dudu Pacifier officially online! Miu miu miu~
