At this moment!
Wu Liang returned to the camp with a massive bundle of firewood on his back, like a small mountain!
He couldn’t help but freeze in place!
“Fuck? Where is everyone…”
…
In the woods, Jiang Nan kicked Luo Tianxiang unconscious!
He went back into the woods to check for traces of Jiang Yun!
But only found a puddle of blood?
“Tsk tsk tsk? Ditched his teammate and ran? Still so fierce with just one kidney left?”
When he returned to the spot, he found Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao both leaning against trees, backs turned to him!
[Resentment value from Zhong Yingxue +3 +3…]
[Resentment value from Xia Yao +3 +3…]
Jiang Nan: ???
“You two are…”
Zhong Yingxue panicked: “Little Nan! Don’t come over!”
Xia Yao: (âīšâ)
“When will this nosebleed finally stop…”
Jiang Nan snickered slyly!
So they were having nosebleeds and didn’t want him to see!
Then Jiang Nan teleported in an instant, appearing right in front of them!
Zhong Yingxue: “Ah… Little Nan, you!”
Startled, she hurriedly squatted down and covered her head!
Xia Yao quickly assumed a tactical defensive stance and glared: “You’re dead meat!”
“What do you plan to do with Luo Tianxiang?”
Jiang Nan gave a cold laugh: “Leave this to me!”
With that, he hauled up Luo Tianxiang, cuffed him with spirit-binding handcuffs, and casually found a nearby cave to toss him into!
He called out to the black bear, eyed the wound on its back, grinned, and chucked it a root of origin qi ginseng!
“Eat it! It’ll do the trick!”
The black bear looked at the dry, shrivelled origin qi ginseng in its paw!
Full of disdain!
The ones I dig up casually from my backyard mountain are bigger than this!
But it still shoved it into its mouth!
Waste not, want not…
One bite down, and the black bear’s face filled with shock. Not only did its wounds heal rapidly!
The surge of vital energy made its body swell a full size larger!
Its level actually broke through to silver grade!
Jiang Nan was also baffled!
“Fuck? Why no nosebleed? One ginseng root and you’re silver grade?”
What the hell!
This can’t be right, it’s not scientific! Why doesn’t Wu Liang get a nosebleed?
What Jiang Nan didn’t know was…
The creature before him wasn’t bloody human at all!
It was a purebred spiritual beast!
Utterly different species from Wu Liang!
The black bear’s eyes gleamed, full of emotion, and it stepped forward to rub its face against Jiang Nan!
Jiang Nan’s face filled with horror: “Bloody hell! Rubbing again! Wu Liang, you wouldn’t actually be…”
“Ew~”
One man and one bear headed straight into the woods, off to find the secret weapon against Luo Tianxiang!
Little did he know, this battle in the woods, even in the dead of night, had utterly exploded the live stream!
“Unbeatable! Simply unbeatable! Too thrilling!”
“Tianhua Spiritual Martial’s Jiang Yun no match for South God? Space system is utterly broken!”
“Textbook ambush battle! South God took on three essentially! And two silvers at that! Is he really bronze?”
“Got my blood pumping! Staying up all night!”
“Who’s that bald black bear hanging with Jiang Nan?”
“You daft? South God’s teammate! Wu Liang!”
“Obvious fake fan!”
“No… check screen 073…”
Everyone switched screens!
On screen 073, Wu Liang with a huge bundle of firewood on his back scratched his head, following the battle traces to find people…
In that moment, everyone gawped!
Fuck?
What’s going on?
Wu Liang with firewood? Then who’s the bloody one trailing Jiang Nan’s arse?
“Bloody hell? Cloning jutsu? What the fuck!”
“My brain can’t handle this!”
“Bloody hell! What’s the situation?”
“No… the one behind South God isn’t actually a real bear, is it!”
“Heh! Impossible! Does your house bear wear undies?”
“Anyone see this black bear turn back human?”
“Wu Liang’s wearing Little Divine Dragon! This one’s Fire Sprayer! Totally different bloke!”
“Anyone remember Wu Liang this morning chopping a black bear, shaving its head bald…”
The live stream viewers’ expressions gradually turned horrified!
“Fuck!”
“Fuck!”
“Fuck!”
“South God! That’s not your bloody teammate! It’s a real bear!”
“I’m dying laughing! How’d he rope in a real bear as teammate! Just fought a battle with it!”
“Poor Wu Liang! Abandoned? Hahaha!”
“Insane! Movies wouldn’t dare script this!”
“South God! Open your eyes! That’s a bloody spiritual beast!”
“I could laugh for a year…”
“Why would a spiritual beast infiltrate a human squad! My god~”
The live stream had completely erupted! Even livelier than daytime!
At this moment, Jiang Nan still firmly believed!
The black bear was Wu Liang!
After all, in this world, besides Wu Liang who chugged that strength potion!
How could there be any other bald bear!
I don’t buy it!
…
By the time Jiang Nan returned, the twin brothers had been ruled eliminated and carted off by staff for treatment!
Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue, still nursing nosebleeds, stared in stupefaction!
Because Jiang Nan had come back shouldering an ant nest!
Even more mind-boggling!
Seven bruised and battered silverback gorillas trailed behind the black bear!
Meek as lambs, thoroughly subdued!
Xia Yao’s face full of shock: “Little Nan! What are you…”
Zhong Yingxue also tilted her head, utterly puzzled.
Jiang Nan grinned: “Heh heh! Remember to cover your ears in a bit!”
With that, he beckoned the black bear and entered the cave!
He pulled a jar of honey from his extradimensional space and doused Luo Tianxiang with it!
Luo Tianxiang jolted awake! Realising he was bound tight with spirit-binding handcuffs, he licked his lips and froze!
This… honey?
“What are you doing? Spiritual Ruins aren’t outside the law! Dare to kill me?”
Jiang Nan grinned: “Kill young master Luo? Where would I get the nerve!”
“I want to forfeit! Let me go!”
“Heh! The watch is on your wrist, operate it yourself!”
Luo Tianxiang gritted his teeth! Hands cuffed behind, he couldn’t operate a thing!
Jiang Nan shoved the big ant nest right in front of Luo Tianxiang and raised a brow: “Know what this is?”
Luo Tianxiang’s heart lurched, not daring to reply!
“This thing’s called bullet ant, no real threat!”
“But why bullet ant? Because its bite hurts!”
“One bite feels just like getting shot by a bullet! Childbirth is level 12 pain! Bullet ant bite is level 9!”
Terror filled Luo Tianxiang’s eyes, his face drained white!
“You bloody dare! Heavenly Eye system’s up there…”
“Relax! Can’t probe inside the cave!”
“Remember to hold out a bit, didn’t you want to play? I’ll play with you!”
With that, he smashed the ant nest with one punch!
Bullet ants rained down on Luo Tianxiang, and one whiff of the honey on him, they bit right in!
“Ow! Jiang Nan! You bloody dare!”
“Come kill me! Come on, kill! Ow!”
[Resentment value from Luo Tianxiang +1000!]
[Resentment value from Luo Tianxiang +1000!]
[From…]
Jiang Nan beamed: “You’re my little pixiu? Remember to hold out a bit!”
With that, he exited the cave. Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao, hearing the screams from within, both shivered!
Zhong Yingxue: “Little Nan! Go easy, don’t get him killed!”
She said that, but inside, it felt so satisfying!
Xia Yao, face full of excitement: “Little Nan, Little Nan! How’d you do it?”
Jiang Nan snickered: “Relax, one nest of bullet ants plus a jar of honey, pure bliss!”
The two both drew sharp breaths.
“But what’d you grab the seven silverback gorillas for?”
Jiang Nan’s face turned solemn: “Ah, that you wouldn’t know! I’ve got big plans!”
The silverback gorilla leader still bristled!
The black bear glared: Spoiled your rotten temper!
One paw smack to its noggin, leaving it reeling!
