Everyone was utterly baffled!
No way!
They caught this garlic-headed bastard turtle really to ride it?
My god!
Did it have to be this embarrassing?
Riding a turtle to run from the poison!
What kind of magical brain circuit did Jiang Nan have!
At this moment, the garlic-headed bastard turtle had been thoroughly beaten into submission by Wu Liang!
Jiang Nan used the void chain to loop around its mouth, making something like a rein!
He jumped onto the turtle’s back!
“Come on! Get on! What are you waiting for?”
Wu Liang and Bear Two were the first to climb up!
The turtle’s back was spacious, the Silver-level Miao Wa spirit turtle had a docile temperament, and after getting thrashed.
It dared not move recklessly!
Xia Yao’s big eyes full of excitement, she quickly climbed onto the turtle’s back!
“Will it really work? It will not turn into a submarine halfway, right?”
Jiang Nan rolled his eyes: “It dares!”
“Xuexue, hurry up and get on!”
Zhong Yinxue covered her face!
Riding a tortoise to travel, this was really too embarrassing!
But the signal zone was about to shrink over!
And there was no other way!
She could only follow and mount the turtle’s back!
Jiang Nan flashed a brilliant smile and tugged the rein: “Depart!”
Garlic-headed bastard turtle: (๑ŏ﹏ŏ๑)
Then it started moving!
The group’s mood was one of excitement and thrill!
Ten minutes later…
The group had advanced less than 100 metres!
Still on the shore!
The four humans and one bear squatted on the turtle’s back!
The atmosphere grew extremely awkward!
Xia Yao: “I feel like it is slower than me walking!”
Wu Liang’s face darkened: “Be more confident, drop the ‘feel like’!”
Zhong Yinxue: “Maybe… it will be faster in the water?”
Another ten minutes passed!
Still on the shore!
Jiang Nan exploded, drew his Tang saber and pressed it directly against the garlic-headed bastard turtle’s head!
“Crawl for me!”
Garlic-headed bastard turtle: !!!
Its four legs spun like little windmills in frenzy, putting out all the effort it could muster!
It swam madly into the water, braving wind and waves!
The speed picked up all at once, Jiang Nan controlled the direction with the rein!
They finally set off.
And this scene was captured entirely by the Heavenly Eye system!
“Haha! Let South God be flashy! The Waves Upon Waves ended up getting him sunk!”
“That Gold-level Canglong beast just now was too close for comfort, right? Nearly wiped the team!”
“Pfft… hahahaha! Riding a garlic-headed bastard turtle, that is something! Bloody hell, insane! And fished up with Bear Two!”
“Bloody hell! This garlic-headed bastard turtle is so fast?”
“With a knife to your neck, you would run fast too!”
“I cannot take it, dying laughing! Screenshot taken! Turtle Knight!”
“My dream man is a great hero! One day, he will come riding on seven-coloured auspicious clouds to marry me!”
“Dream man acquired! But why is he riding a turtle!”
“Watched South God for two days! Never disappointed! Haha! Love it love it!”
“Garlic-headed bastard turtle, run fast! The poison circle is closing in!”
At this moment! All the major live streams were flooded with this scene of Jiang Nan’s team riding the turtle to run from the poison!
Whether Bear Two or riding the turtle!
It had Jiang Nan’s team topping the hot search list time and again!
This All-Star Tournament’s vibe had been completely skewed by Jiang Nan!
But right now, Jiang Nan could not care less!
The shrinking signal zone was chasing right behind the garlic-headed bastard turtle’s arse!
And inching closer bit by bit!
Jiang Nan panicked, Tang saber pressed to the garlic-headed bastard turtle’s neck: “Faster! Even faster!”
“If we get eliminated! I will chop you up for soup!”
Wu Liang drew his horse-chopping saber and smacked the garlic-headed bastard turtle’s arse madly: “Accelerate! Bloody hell, accelerate for me!”
Garlic-headed bastard turtle: !!!
Bloody hell, I am already at max speed!
I have even broken the speed record for my species!
Show me which turtle runs faster than me!
Have some respect for the laws of nature!
The signal zone still closed in!
Half the turtle’s body even fell outside the signal zone!
The group was forced to stand on the front half, faces full of anxiety!
“Xiao Nan! Quick, think of a way! We are really going to be eliminated!”
“No more standing room! It is running out!”
Jiang Nan flew into a rage!
How could they fall here?
That was a billion!
“I have to use my secret weapon! Open your mouth!”
With that, he pried open the garlic-headed bastard turtle’s mouth!
Shoved in a whole barrel of Dali, plus ten jin of antidote soybeans!
Jiang Nan: “Everyone hold tight! Nitrous boost incoming!”
Wu Liang was stunned: “Bloody hell? It has that function?”
This bloody hell is a garlic-headed bastard turtle!
Not a go-kart!
Xia Yao, knowing the power of the antidote soybeans, widened her beautiful eyes!
That was ten jin of soybeans!
The garlic-headed bastard turtle chewed twice…
Its eyes sparkled!
Oh ho ho?
Crunchy, chicken flavour!
Pretty tasty!
But the next moment, its body stiffened, a thunderous rumble from its belly!
Garlic-headed bastard turtle: (๑°口°๑)
Not good! Big trouble!
What the bloody hell did you feed me!
Here it comes! Here it comes!
“Bang!”
With a massive boom!
Arse like thunderclap!
Behind the garlic-headed bastard turtle’s arse exploded a water spray thirty to forty metres high!
An unimaginable acceleration hit instantly!
Speed shot up in a straight line!
Truly “whoosh”!
The oncoming gale wind blew Jiang Nan’s face out of shape, eyes could not open!
It was so fast!
Even faster than the speedboat!
Everyone was shocked, clinging desperately to the shell, afraid of being flung off!
“Bloody hell! Bro Nan! You call this nitrous boost?”
Looking back!
Behind the garlic-headed bastard turtle’s arse trailed a stream of white smoke!
Along the way! Little fish and shrimp all floated up, bellies turned by the stench!
Killed countless along the path!
Due to the excessive speed, it even skimmed the water surface!
If any faster, it would truly take off!
Jiang Nan checked the map, struggling to control direction!
“Hey! Slow down a bit! Slow down!”
The garlic-headed bastard turtle cried!
Bloody hell, I cannot control myself now!
Dali plus soybeans!
It is heaven-bound!
At this moment, many teams on the lake surface were hurrying towards the main island!
Some water types, controlling currents to carry people forward!
Some metal types, using shields to low-fly carry people!
Qin Shuo’s team was the most leisurely, building ice bridges all the way, freezing the lake surface to skate across!
The teams hurrying on the lake saw each other but chose not to attack, tacit understanding!
However, just then, thunderous rumbles came from behind!
Yu Qingqing: “Mmm~ Is it going to rain?”
Du Yue: “Does not seem like it, look behind, such big waves, what is that?”
The glasses lad turned back, face full of shock: “It… it seems like a turtle?”
Qin Shuo scoffed: “Rubbish! Whose turtle can run that fast?”
“Do not look, hurry up, hope it is not some spirit beast!”
Yu Qingqing: “Ah! It is coming this way!”
That sound grew closer and closer!
Qin Shuo’s team was dumbfounded! It really was a garlic-headed bastard turtle!
And there were people on it?
“Whoosh~”
The garlic-headed bastard turtle shot past in an instant, kicking up gale winds and massive waves!
Directly capsizing Qin Shuo’s team, dumping them into the lake!
In that instant, they clearly saw Jiang Nan’s team on the turtle’s back, and a bear?
What the situation!
Why were you riding a turtle to travel!
What kind of turtle is this! So fast?
Turbocharged?
At this moment, Yu Qingqing’s eyes widened: “Urgh~ What is this smell!”
Du Yue threw up straight away!
Wherever the garlic-headed bastard turtle passed! It was barren, a hell on earth!
Qin Shuo floated in the water rolling his eyes, foaming at the mouth?
This bloody hell was no different from durian!
Why was it always him getting hurt!
[Resentment value from Qin Shuo +1000!]
[From Qin Shuo…]
The glasses lad shook Qin Shuo’s shoulder: “Bloody hell, wake up!”
“You cannot go down! What do we do then? Urgh~”
