Two AK47s?
Are you serious?
Not to mention the issue of accuracy!
Just the sheer momentum alone, no one can handle it!
Every aspect of this, sorted!
The key is, Jiang Nan’s aim is terrifyingly precise!
No matter how Qi Fei Yu flips continuously in the air, dodges, performs all sorts of high-difficulty manoeuvres!
His wings still end up with seven or eight bullet holes!
Meanwhile, on the other side, Zhong Ying Xue is utterly addicted to firing the machine gun!
The scalding bullet casings scatter like soybeans!
Forcing Chu Qi Fei to flee far away, not daring to get close at all!
This firepower is simply explosive!
Jiang Nan grins cheekily: “Still can’t reach you? My arms are long enough!”
Qi Fei Yu is so furious his lungs are about to burst, he glares and snarls: “Using external objects, what kind of skill is that?”
“If you’re a real man, face me head-on in a fair fight!”
“If I, Qi Fei Yu, so much as frown! I’ll kneel on the ground and call you daddy!”
Jiang Nan glares back, his face full of defiance!
He immediately tosses aside the two AK47s in his hands, plants one foot on the turret, utterly ruthless!
Qi Fei Yu’s eyes light up!
Is this it, a head-on clash with me? That’s exactly what I’ve been waiting for!
“Hmph! At least you’re a man! I, Qi Fei Yu… ow!”
Before he can finish his sentence!
Jiang Nan pulls out a Gatling gun!
The barrel spins, bullets pour out, unleashing mad firepower!
It’s firing so intensely it’s spewing blue flames!
“Da da da da da~”
[Resentment value from Qi Fei Yu +1000!]
You bloody bastard, can you have a shred of shame!
I thought you were going to have a fair duel with me!
Turns out you’re just switching guns?
What, not satisfied with the world-destroying firepower?
Now you’ve dragged out the blue-flame Gatling?
This is even more outrageous!
Helpless in the air, Qi Fei Yu has no choice but to activate Divine Travel!
Otherwise, his wings would be shot to shreds and couldn’t even flap!
All that pent-up rage with nowhere to vent!
He can’t even get close to Jiang Nan!
Meanwhile, the contestants fleeing wildly from the stampeding cattle herd hear the incessant cannon fire behind them and can’t help but turn back to look!
They spot Jiang Nan hoisting the Gatling, one foot on the turret, unleashing frenzy!
The barrel’s glowing red-hot!
And it’s the bloody da-da-da blue-flame Gatling!
While beside him, Zhong Ying Xue is firing the machine gun even more enthusiastically!
“This is way too explosive, right?”
“Damn! Is South God carrying an entire arsenal on him?”
“Fuck me! With just this setup, he could steamroll everything!”
“Live bloody well done! South God! Blast him! Blast Qi Fei Yu that scumbag to death!”
“Hahaha! Too satisfying! Foot on the tank, hand-cranking a Gatling?”
Yu Qing Qing’s face is full of infatuation: “My god, I’ve never thought a man wielding a Gatling and unloading would look this handsome! South God is so hardcore!”
“As expected from my pretty girl warrior!”
Lin Chu Qing’s little heart is thumping away, her pretty face flushed red, not daring to look!
“No no no! My type should be the salted egg superman! I can’t change my mind! Absolutely not!”
Where Jiang Nan is locked in fierce battle!
Over here!
“Ow!”
Accompanied by a miserable cry!
Wang Dong is instantly launched flying over 80 metres!
The cattle herd has finally caught up, greeting them with horn charges and iron-hoof trampling!
They’re stomped until they’re foaming at the mouth!
Cries of agony echo endlessly!
Many are hurled airborne, then sprawled on the ground, getting a full-body massage from the hooves!
“Damn! Climb trees! Quick, climb trees! Pick the thick ones!”
No idea who shouted it, but those contestants who dodged the initial wave erupt with astonishing potential!
Faster than monkeys up the trees!
Yu Qing Qing and the others find a massive tree over five metres thick and clamber up!
The horned dairy cows can’t budge such a stout trunk!
Everyone finally breathes a sigh of relief!
Hearing the wails below from those trampled by the herd!
They all involuntarily shudder hard!
Qin Shou struggles onto a branch too!
But he wobbles to his feet on the bough, looking down at the charging herd below!
His face full of arrogance: “As expected! Only between life and death does one truly temper oneself!”
“Life-or-death crises are the finest whetstones! The strong survive! While the weak can only be eliminated!”
“I’m so glad! I’m that survivor, the strong one!”
“At the same time! I pity the weak…”
Yu Qing Qing, Du Yue, Eyebrows Bro and the others can’t help but cover their faces!
Even in this state!
Face all black and blue, eyes swollen shut!
Stop showing off, alright!
Pack away that pretentious vibe!
It doesn’t look cool at all, okay?
By the way, wipe the blood from your mouth, will you?
It’s totally immersion-breaking!
“Crack!”
A sharp snap!
Qin Shou’s face drains of colour in an instant, body freezing!
Before he can turn back!
The next moment, the branch snaps under his weight!
Qin Shou’s body plummets down!
With a “rip”!
The jagged branch end scrapes off his entire trousers!
Revealing shockingly vivid red shorts!
Qin Shou’s eyes bulge wide, feeling a chill all over!
“I fuck me…”
His body plummets, Qin Shou tries to adjust his posture!
“Ow! =͟͟͞͞(꒪◊꒪‧̣̥̇)”
Bloody bad luck!
The shorts snag directly on the lead bull’s massive horn!
Strangling Qin Shou so tight he nearly dies on the spot!
The bull leader shakes its head!
Oh ho ho!
Isn’t this the little bro who sneaked a milk sip?
You thought you could run?
You’ve fallen into my hands after all!
Surprised?
Thrilled?
The bull leader gets fired up!
It thrashes its head like a maniac!
Qin Shou, shorts hooked on the horn, eyes popping, veins bulging!
His body swings like a tattered sack with every toss of the horn, flailing wildly!
Whether it’s thrilling, Qin Shou doesn’t know!
But keep swinging, and he’s really going to croak!
“Ow~ ow~ wah!”
Qin Shou dangling from the horn, his wails and those stretched red shorts…
Count as a striking scenic highlight!
Du Yue covers her face: “As expected! Since ancient times, show-offs get struck by lightning!”
Eyebrows Bro sighs deeply: “Never thought Brother Qin Shou’s benming year would hit this year! Tsk tsk tsk!”
“These shorts are top-quality sturdy! On par with South God’s Hulk-brand undies, just that garish red, wonder if it bleeds colour!”
Yu Qing Qing covers her eyes, mentality shattered!
This lady’s quitting the team when we get back!
Can’t take it anymore!
The captain’s too embarrassing…
On the other side, Wang Dong’s already stomped to spewing white foam!
Keep this up, and he’s really done for!
They say, in life-or-death moments, human potential is boundless!
Wang Dong has a flash of inspiration, roars once!
His body does a toad leap, somehow letting him latch onto a little heifer mid-stampede!
Just like Qin Shou, clinging tight, guzzling milk madly!
Won’t let go even in death!
Because letting go means he’s truly toast!
You’ve trampled me into this state, me nicking some milk’s no big deal, right?
The little heifer bucks wildly, but can’t shake Wang Dong!
With the herd charging now, no time for extras, it just bolts along with the flow!
The other lads, battered to white foam by hooves, spot Wang Dong!
One by one, eyes light up!
“Holy shit! Bro Dong’s move works!”
“Got to hand it to my Bro Dong! Bloody clever!”
“Alright! No more chit-chat, hop on a cow quick! Any longer and we’re calf-paste!”
So, these contestants, battered to questioning their existence, after paying a heavy toll!
All successfully clamber onto a little heifer!
In the herd, over twenty burly blokes splayed out under the cows, mad milk-theft scene!
That picture! Tsk tsk tsk!
That spectacle! Oh ho ho!
Absolute prime fodder for the ghost animal district edits!
None other!
