Qin Shou’s red shorts are definitely not Hulk-brand shorts!
After enduring a bout of utterly inhuman torment.
With a “rip” sound!
They finally turn into red rags!
And Qin Shou is flung out screaming!
Flying through the air, he finally breathes a sigh of relief!
But upon landing!
He endures another round of utterly inhuman hoof massage!
Already battered once, his eyes are so swollen he can barely see!
Keep this up and he’ll really die!
In his dazed state, Qin Shou spots those twenty-plus burly blokes dangling from the horned dairy cows!
Damn! Copying me?
The grandmaster is right here!
No time for second thoughts, Qin Shou latches onto a horned dairy cow!
He lets out a long sigh of relief.
No more words!
He guzzles milk like mad!
Gotta seize this chance to properly nourish his body!
The horned dairy cow: (͒˶´０`˵)͒
Nearby, Wang Dong stares at Qin Shou, eyes bulging wide!
Holy shit!
Where the hell are your bloody trousers!
At worst, you should have shorts, right?
Where are your shorts!
At this moment, the Gatling with depleted ammo is tossed aside by Jiang Nan too!
Over ten rockets have been fired out!
But alas, Qi Fei Yu’s Divine Travel speed is too fast, impossible to hit!
The occasional arrow from him is a constant annoyance to Jiang Nan!
Yet the bullet holes on his wings inflict no significant damage!
“Heh! That’s all you’ve got! I see how much ammo you have left to fire!”
“Strip that away, and you’re nothing!”
Jiang Nan glares: “Big Wolf Exterminator! Fire the cannon at him! Armour-piercing high-explosive rounds incoming!”
“No need to aim! I’ve got this!”
Xia Yao, face full of excitement, wearing her little helmet, body ramrod straight, salutes Jiang Nan!
“Received! Officer Jiang!”
She lifts a tank shell and shoves it into the barrel!
Raises her little foot and stomps the firing pedal!
“Boom!”
The massive shell casing ejects, belching out a plume of black smoke!
Xia Yao frowns her delicate brows: “Cough cough cough!”
It blackens her pretty face!
Meanwhile!
Jiang Nan positions one end of the spatial wormhole at the muzzle, the other aimed at Qi Fei Yu!
The shell blasts out, trailing dazzling firelight!
Qi Fei Yu instinctively senses danger, feathers all standing on end!
His face pales dramatically, he flips his body sharply!
“Whizz~”
The piercing whistle fades in an instant! The shell grazes past his body!
The high-pressure shockwave bursts his eardrums with blood, leaving him dizzy and disoriented!
[Resentment value from Qi Fei Yu +1000!]
Fuck me!
Out of bullets, now shelling with cannon rounds?
Damn!
“Jiang Nan! You bloody…”
Jiang Nan: “Tsk tsk tsk! Missed! Again!”
“Got it! Officer Jiang!”
Qi Fei Yu’s face is ashen white, not daring to get too close!
He retreats at top speed!
Shells fire one after another, Qi Fei Yu dodges frantically!
His mentality shatters outright!
Is there an end to this?
You treating me like a bloody target practice dummy?
But no matter how swiftly he dodges, the shells’ speed far outpaces his Divine Travel!
He still clips three rounds!
The explosive impacts shred his clothes to tatters, he spews blood in great gulps!
“Aaaah! Jiang Nan! I’ll kill you!”
At this point, Qi Fei Yu’s eyes are bloodshot, he charges at Jiang Nan heedless of all!
“Blast him! Quick, blast him!”
Xia Yao pokes out her little head, frowning: “Report, Officer Jiang! All shells expended!”
Jiang Nan is stunned, turns back for a look!
“Pfft… hahahahaha!”
Look, Xia Yao’s little face is smudged pitch black from the shell ejection smoke!
With a few little handprints on top, plus those furrowed brows!
This is too comical!
Xia Yao: ???
What are you laughing at?
She has no clue her face is blackened…
Qi Fei Yu’s lungs explode with fury!
“Blast me then! Come on, bloody blast me!”
You’ve got time to laugh?
You truly don’t take me seriously at all!
Out of shells, see how you manage!
This time I’ll make you cry!
Qi Fei Yu, expression vicious, prepares to cripple Jiang Nan outright!
Otherwise, he can’t vent his hatred!
But just then, Jiang Nan hauls out a big beast from the alternate dimension!
It’s a man-portable air-to-air missile!
Stinger!
Specially for downing planes!
Infrared thermal imaging for tracking lock-on!
Long treasured by Jiang Nan as his ace in the hole!
Now shouldered by Jiang Nan!
“Blast away! Never in my life heard such an unreasonable demand!”
Then he locks target! Fires straight off!
The Stinger missile spews scorching tail flames, hurtling straight at Qi Fei Yu!
Qi Fei Yu’s scalp numbs, where’s the nerve to charge, he wheels about and flees!
Damn!
How’s there more!
Even missiles now?
At this instant! A million galloping steeds thunder through Qi Fei Yu’s mind!
Divine Travel boosted to the max, he bolts for dear life!
Not flee? Can he afford not to?
Missile’s chasing his arse!
But no matter how Qi Fei Yu loops in the sky, the Stinger clings doggedly to his tail!
It’s built for planes after all!
The infrared thermal imaging tracks engine heat signatures!
Right now, Qi Fei Yu’s a massive heat source!
Up in the heavens, Qi Fei Yu’s face drains white, drenched in cold sweat!
How the hell to outrun this!
Jiang Nan claps his hands, grins wide: “Missile for a sparrow?”
“Bit of overkill, innit! What a waste!”
The tank crew falls speechless!
While the tree-climbers are utterly dumbfounded, bloody hell!
Speedboats, tanks, Gatlins, now missiles!
This bloody really an all-star arena? Not a battlefield?
Qi Fei Yu, fleeing blindly, rockets straight upward!
But speed can’t match the missile!
It’s closing in fast!
Qi Fei Yu’s eyes redden: “If I’m suffering, none of you get off easy!”
With that, he yanks the missile straight toward the tank’s position!
Jiang Nan stays utterly calm, for him, the spatial wormhole is the ultimate defence!
What’s more! Qi Fei Yu’s out of time!
The missile’s about to skewer him!
Qi Fei Yu’s eyes nearly pop!
“Spirit Skill: Command Arrow!”
“Spirit Skill: Divine Guard!”
First, Command Arrow detonates the missile! Then he folds his wings, enveloping himself!
It’s the Divine Guard spirit skill! To minimise the damage he takes!
Gotta say, Qi Fei Yu’s got some brains, this lad!
“Boom!”
A massive fireball erupts in the sky!
The horrific shockwave and blistering heat instantly engulfs Qi Fei Yu whole!
[Resentment value from Qi Fei Yu +1000!]
The next moment!
A figure, charred black all over, trailing blue smoke, is hurled from the fireball!
He still has mobility!
Only now, those gorgeous wings are utterly singed bare!
Left with two bald chicken wings!
Sprinkle some cumin and chilli powder, and they’d be straight edible!
No matter how he flaps, they can’t catch wind at all!
He plummets straight from the heights!
“Jiang Nan! I, Qi Fei Yu, swear undying feud with you! Aaaaaaaaaah!”
Qi Fei Yu, hurtling downward in freefall, roars hysterically!
Jiang Nan beams brightly: “No rush! Heh heh heh~”
With that, he snaps his fingers! Opens a spatial wormhole right beneath Qi Fei Yu!
Hearing Jiang Nan’s wicked chuckle, Zhong Ying Xue gets goosebumps all over!
What’s this, another naughty scheme?
