The resentment points kept refreshing non-stop!
Yun Fei had no idea what was wrong with her today!
In just half an hour, it felt like she had released all the farts of her lifetime!
Utterly humiliating!
One or two would have been fine!
But she couldn’t stop! Her skirt kept fluttering without ever settling!
How could this happen!
Wasn’t she supposed to be the lovable little fairy?
Finally, they reached Jiang City night market. Wherever they passed, no one lingered behind!
Not crowded at all, thanks to Yun Fei’s efforts!
With the strange looks from people around, Yun Fei’s mentality collapsed!
Jiang Nan still hadn’t figured out how Yun Fei managed it!
But he didn’t care much!
Under Yun Fei’s stunned gaze, Jiang Nan expertly set up at an empty spot!
He spread a stall cloth, laid out various goods, and sat on a small stool!
“Yun Fei, you… what are you doing!”
Jiang Nan shrugged: “Setting up a stall, what else would I do at the night market?”
Yun Fei: ???
Setting up a stall, what the heck!
Wasn’t he the All-Star champion? A rare space-type spiritual warrior!
With a bright future!
Yet here he was, running a night market stall?
[Resentment points from Yun Fei +666!]
Jiang Nan grabbed a megaphone, passionately shouting!
“Come, come, come! Ladies and gentlemen, don’t miss out!”
“Detox yellow beans! Super strong effects!”
“Low on energy? Leeks to the rescue!”
“Hulk-brand underwear, makes you look slim!”
“Golden durians, not smelly at all!”
“Vitality ginseng, say NO to ailments!”
His rapid-fire pitch stunned the night market crowd!
“Damn! Nan God is back? Give me 10 bottles of Power, 10 kilos of leeks!”
“I’ve waited so long my flowers wilted! 10 ginsengs! Transferring money now!”
“Finally setting up! I’ll call my friends to come support!”
In an instant, a crowd swarmed, making it the hottest stall in the night market!
Yun Fei stood awkwardly to the side!
This… so popular?
In three minutes, 1 million in sales? What are you selling!
That’s not the point!
Weren’t we supposed to be on a date?
Why did you drag me to sell underwear halfway through!
[Resentment points from Yun Fei +1000!]
“Nan God, how much for the durian?”
Jiang Nan grinned: “Brother, good eye!”
“Golden big durian, sweeter than honey!”
“Perfect for restoring spiritual energy!”
“Just 10,000, take it home for your wife to try!”
“No more kneeling on instant noodles!”
“Kneel on a big durian!”
“Guaranteed to make you feel like a god!”
Brother: ???
Get lost!
Who’d buy that! Kneeling on instant noodles or washboards is painful enough!
A nearby woman: “I’ll take one! Transferring money now!”
Brother panicked: “Wife! Think twice! Think twice!”
“Shut it! Let’s see if you dare go to the bathhouse again! Staying there all day!”
“Said your car’s steering wheel is faulty, auto-turning to the bathhouse? Pfft!”
Jiang Nan was stunned: “Damn! Brother, so flashy? What car is that? I want one!”
Brother went mad: “Don’t ask! I have dignity!”
“Come, come, come!”
“Nan God’s products, always top-notch!”
“New item, Power 2.0 upgraded version!”
“Three times the effect!”
“Drink it and become an invincible little tiger! The brightest boy on the street!”
“100,000 per bottle! No haggling!”
Customers were stunned, Power has an upgraded version?
Paired with leeks, wouldn’t that make you soar?
Gritting teeth: “Bit pricey! But Nan God’s stuff never disappoints! One bottle!”
“Haha! I’ll try it!”
“Brightest boy on the street? I’m sold!”
“Nan God is awesome, always with a different girl each stall!”
“This one’s not bad either, for that alone, I’ll buy one!”
Business boomed, Jiang Nan was swamped, completely ignoring Yun Fei!
Yun Fei was fuming!
What kind of rubbish date!
Nothing like she imagined!
And her stomach was churning, no sign of stopping!
With so many people here!
If the smell got out, scaring customers away, could she live with that?
But there were no toilets nearby!
Yun Fei’s knuckles turned pale, sweat beaded on her forehead!
Her legs clamped tight!
She was going crazy!
Then, Yun Fei’s eyes lit up!
She slowly shuffled to stand beside Jiang Nan’s stall.
The vendor next to them was selling stinky tofu!
Head down, blushing, her tense nerves finally relaxed, letting out a long breath!
In that moment, “flowers bloomed fragrantly”! A splendid spring breeze!
Still silent!
“Damn! What’s that smell! So vivid!”
“Wow! This stinky tofu is legit!”
“Smells so rich! Tsk tsk tsk! Give me five bucks’ worth!”
“Hmm~ that’s the taste! Authentic! I’ll take five bucks too!”
As the vivid smell spread, the stinky tofu stall was swarmed!
It sold out!
The stinky tofu vendor was stunned, what’s going on?
This smell was too perfect!
Even his master couldn’t make this smell!
Did I… have an epiphany?
How could he miss this chance? He shouted: “Look here! Century-old brand!”
“Stinky tofu! This is the taste!”
Jiang Nan was puzzled, why was the vendor’s business suddenly booming?
And that smell…
He looked closely! Jiang Nan nearly spat blood!
Yun Fei was standing by the stinky tofu stall, her skirt fluttering!
Relentless output!
Damn!
You went to the stinky tofu stall to fart?
Sneakily boosting their sales?
Hey, hey, hey!
Did the vendor agree?
Did the customers agree?
So popular? People like this flavour now?
To cover up your farts, you’re working this hard!
Yun Fei noticed Jiang Nan’s gaze, quickly reducing output!
But she couldn’t control it anymore!
If this continued, she wouldn’t know if it was a fart or something else!
“Jiang Nan! Are you done with this stall?”
“We’re on a date!”
Jiang Nan smiled brightly: “Don’t rush! Haven’t sold out yet!”
“People are so enthusiastic, I can’t say no!”
[Resentment points from Yun Fei +1000!]
Not rush?
Any longer and she’d burst!
Yun Fei gritted her teeth: “I’ll buy all your stock! How much!”
Jiang Nan was stunned: “So bold? All this, maybe 50 million!”
Yun Fei stomped, barely holding it: “Bank card number!”
In less than a minute, Jiang Nan’s phone received a 50 million transfer!
Yun Fei yanked Jiang Nan: “Let’s go! To the mall!”
Jiang Nan quickly packed up: “Don’t rush! To the mall for what? Clothes?”
Yun Fei bit her lip, silent!
Buy clothes, my foot, the mall has toilets!
[Resentment points from Yun Fei +1000!]
Only the night market crowd was left wanting more!
The stinky tofu vendor!
“Damn? The smell’s gone? That’s not right!”
This flower ain’t that flower! A gentle spring breeze? Hiss~ ha!
