Lying on his bed, Jiangnan scrolled through Weibo for a bit.
He noticed his followers had somehow surged past 30,000!
And three people had given him special attention!
One called “Tingxue” was obviously Zhong Yingxue!
Then there was “Lone Wolf Under the Moonlit Night”…
Sister Xia Yao, please!
Can you stop being so chuunibyou?
There was also a streamer named Xu Yuan, who sent him a private message: “Mate, why didn’t you set up your stall today? Did the well in your backyard run dry?”
Jiangnan: “…”
He casually replied, “I’ll be there tomorrow, make sure you come! I’ll teach you how to kick a durian!”
[Resentment points from Xu Yuan +888!]
Tch! Trying to mess with me?
After some thought, Jiangnan changed his Weibo name to:
“I’m Too Nan”
He posted his first Weibo.
I’m Too Nan
One minute ago, from iPhone 11proMAX
Dare you to click this!
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Hmph ╯^╰ You’ve got some guts!
P.S. New goal! Top of the year!
Soon, a flood of replies came in:
“Wasted my emotions! This stall owner’s inhumane!”
“Damn, I knew he was a student!”
“Little brother! Why didn’t you come today? I missed you!”
“I drove 250km to Jiangnan Night Market to buy a Vigour Potion! And you weren’t there!”
Tingxue: “Go for it, Xiao Nan!”
Lone Wolf Under the Moonlit Night: “ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) Gonna pinch your cheeks!”
Jiangnan grinned brightly.
This was the first time he genuinely wanted to do something.
For himself, and also for Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao!
Putting his phone away, Jiangnan was ready to sleep.
But who knew the whole neighbourhood’s dogs would go berserk!
In the middle of the night, all sorts of ghostly howls and wails echoed!
The culprit was Grandpa Wang’s Wangcai!
Zhou Yuqing’s Guoguo was just the start of Wangcai’s happy dog life!
After sorting out Guoguo, Wangcai didn’t stop!
He went to Auntie Liu’s place and made a move on a big wolfdog named Laifu!
All night long! No peace at all!
Wangcai visited 108 households! Conquering every female dog in the village!
The next morning, a crowd gathered at Grandpa Wang’s doorstep.
“Uncle Wang, you’ve got to do something about your Wangcai! Last night, my Tutu was howling like crazy!”
“No kidding! The three of us didn’t sleep a wink…”
“Wangcai… Wangcai’s too wild!”
A woman nudged her husband!
“Look at Wangcai! Then look at you! Useless guy, why don’t you learn from him?”
Husband: “???”
Grandpa Wang was baffled, what’s going on?
Then he saw Wangcai casually strolling through the alley!
Followed by a dozen female dogs, from massive Tibetan Mastiffs to tiny Chihuahuas! All shapes and sizes!
A diversity that left people in awe!
Wangcai led his pack of female dogs from house to house!
His lips curled up in that classic Shiba Inu smile!
The male dogs were furious, barking wildly at Wangcai!
The louder they barked, the happier Wangcai’s tail wagged!
This must be the peak of dog life!
Jiangnan secretly gave a thumbs-up!
Wangcai! Well done!
The power of spiritual leeks made Jiangnan’s heart race!
Should he whip up some leek and egg stir-fry?
So far, Wangcai showed no abnormalities!
But thinking of Vigour Potion and Detox Beans, Jiangnan shivered!
Better observe for a couple more days!
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That evening, Jiangnan showed up right on time at Jiangcheng Night Market!
His stall cloth had ten bottles of “Farmer’s Three Punches” and a bag of “Detox Beans!”
He held off on the spiritual leeks, deciding to figure out their side effects first…
As soon as he appeared, all ten bottles of Farmer’s Three Punches sold out. The Vigour Potion’s popularity was beyond Jiangnan’s imagination!
Xu Yuan’s promotion, plus Weibo’s buzz, made business explosive!
Unexpectedly, Baldy Qiang and Scarface hadn’t given up!
They came back with someone new! This time, not with a big crew…
The two followed behind a burly man, all smiles.
The man wore a black short-sleeve shirt! Tight jeans!
Nearly two metres tall, with muscles chiselled like stone!
Bronze skin, topped with a buzz cut!
He exuded an intense sense of intimidation!
And he looked young.
“Yesterday I came, and he wasn’t here! You sure he’s here today?”
Scarface assured, “Don’t worry, Young Master Wu! We’ve checked!”
Baldy Qiang grinned, “Young Master Wu, we’re counting on you this time!”
Wu Liang cracked his knuckles and smirked, “If I don’t teach him a lesson, he’ll think our group’s got no one!”
At the stall, he froze: “What the heck? South God?”
Wu Liang was stunned!
He was from Jiangcheng No.1 High School, how could he not know Jiangnan?
He never expected the guy his lackeys mentioned would be Jiangnan!
A wicked grin spread across his face.
Damn it!
Last month’s test, Jiangnan broke the testing machine!
Wu Liang didn’t even get to test!
Otherwise, how could Class 1’s spiritual martial students act so smug?
Perfect chance to knock him down a peg!
Show Jiangnan who’s the real boss of Jiangcheng No.1 High School!
He marched up to the stall!
Jiangnan felt a shadow loom over him, looked up, and saw Wu Liang, Scarface, and Baldy Qiang!
He knew they were here to cause trouble.
“Hey! I’m Wu Liang from Class 2, here today to…”
Before Wu Liang could finish, someone shouted.
“Holy crap! Mate! Finally found you, I’m Zheng Wei!”
Jiangnan paused, raising a hand, “You three, hold on…”
Wu Liang: “…”
Scarface: “…”
Baldy Qiang: “…”
Hold on?
We’re here to mess you up!
You think we’ll just wait?
[Resentment points from Wu Liang +888!]
[Resentment points from Scarface +666!]
Then came Zheng Wei, still bald, with two girls in tow!
Wu Liang noticed the girls curiously eyeing him, so he lowered his head slightly…
“Jingjing, this guy’s so tall and buff!”
“Isn’t that your type?”
“Oh, stop it…”
Wu Liang felt too awkward to start trouble now, just glared at Jiangnan, plotting how to deal with him later!
Zheng Wei was thrilled to see Jiangnan!
He rushed up with a big bear hug, leaving Jiangnan a bit dazed!
“Mate! You have no idea! After drinking your Farmer’s Three Punches, I soared in the spiritual ruin!”
“The haul was insane! Haha!”
“No kidding! We came by yesterday, but you weren’t here!” a girl said sweetly.
“I’ve been thinking about you these past few days! Couldn’t eat or sleep!”
Wu Liang’s face darkened!
“Jiangnan! I’m here today to…”
“Hold on a sec!” Jiangnan waved him off impatiently…
What the heck? We’re here to take you down!
Can you respect our profession a bit?
Give us some face, yeah?
We’re super embarrassed right now, okay?
[Resentment points from Wu Liang +999!]
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