The streetlamp pole, whistling sharply through the air, slammed into Wu Liang’s body!
“Bang!”
Wu Liang felt like he’d been hit by a truck!
His nearly 800-kilogram beastly body was sent flying!
He could barely catch his breath, grimacing in pain!
Just as he tried to get up and fight again!
He saw Jiangnan’s suffocating moves!
The streetlamp pole came alive in Jiangnan’s hands!
Slashing, smashing, thrusting, picking, all sorts of flashy moves, leaving Wu Liang howling with no chance to fight back!
Baldy Qiang and Scarface were dumbfounded.
Jiangnan’s movements were a feast for the eyes, brimming with raw, primal power!
Like a spear master!
The two couldn’t help but want to clap and cheer for Jiangnan…
“Crack!”
The streetlamp pole whipped across Wu Liang’s bear face.
His massive body staggered and crashed to the ground!
Jiangnan marvelled at the bent, mangled pole!
Wu Liang’s beastly defence was terrifying.
Even now, he was struggling to get up.
Would Jiangnan give him that chance?
He teleported, straddling Wu Liang, smashing bricks down mercilessly…
Why not use his fists?
Jiangnan didn’t want his hands to hurt…
After shattering about twenty bricks, Wu Liang finally passed out!
Jiangnan, slightly out of breath, cursed, “Bloody bear!”
Then he grinned brightly, turning to Baldy Qiang and Scarface.
The two shivered, faces full of fear!
“No! Brother Nan! I’ll do it myself!”
Scarface slammed into a nearby streetlamp.
With a “clang,” the lamp shook three times, and Scarface collapsed…
Baldy Qiang’s eye twitched!
Scarface was Scarface! A true veteran!
He steeled himself and smashed into a concrete wall!
“Ow, damn it!”
Blood streamed down his face, but he didn’t pass out!
Seeing Jiangnan approach, Baldy Qiang panicked!
He smashed his head again!
“Bang…”
Still conscious, blood all over his face!
Again!
“Bang!”
Still not out, was he not hitting hard enough?
Scarface, lying on the ground, peeked open an eye.
Watching Baldy Qiang frantically trying to knock himself out, he was speechless.
This guy’s an idiot!
Can’t keep this lackey!
As Jiangnan reached him, Baldy Qiang still hadn’t knocked himself out, looking pitifully at Jiangnan, “Nan… Brother Nan! Give me a hand?”
Jiangnan’s face darkened, and he slapped him hard!
Baldy Qiang collapsed!
Yep… definitely out now!
Looking at the unconscious Wu Liang.
Jiangnan glanced instinctively at his waist!
“Beast transformation… really something!”
“Sigh… I’ll take pity on you! I’m too kind!”
He opened his spatial storage and tossed over a pair of shorts.
Back at the stall, Zheng Wei was awestruck!
He’d watched the entire alley fight, Jiangnan’s spear skills blew him away…
“Brother Nan! Taking disciples? The rich kind!”
Jiangnan, “…”
The two girls’ eyes sparkled!
That fight was too slick!
Fluid spearplay, paired with ghostly teleportation!
Insanely cool!
“Little brother, want a delicate, sweet-voiced, easy-to-knock-over disciple? Can do loli or big sister!”
“I want in too! Teach me that flying brick! So cool!”
Jiangnan was speechless, “You’re university students, I’m just a high school senior, you sure you want a junior as your master?”
Zheng Wei’s eyes nearly popped out, “You’re a senior?!?”
Girl, “What the heck!”
“Cough… mind your image!”
This strong and a spatial type? How had they never heard of him!
Zheng Wei, “Stop pretending! Big shots like you love staying low-key! Definitely from an ancient martial family!”
Girl, “Yeah, look at his vibe, even his buzz cut is hot!”
“Come on, just take us in, I want to learn flying bricks!”
Jiangnan sighed.
As expected!
Overimaginative people are the scariest!
Good looks make words sound sweeter…
He said seriously, “Fine, I’ll come clean! I’m a time-traveller from the Centaurus Galaxy, I triggered the spiritual revival twenty years ago, tasked with saving Earth!”
[Resentment points from Zheng Wei +999!]
[Resentment points from Yuan Yuhan +666!]
[Resentment points from Xu Jingrou +765!]
“Hey, hey, hey! Don’t leave, my first, second, and third disciples!”
Packing up to head home, Jiangnan did another ten-draw, mostly thanks to Luo Tianxiang and Wu Liang…
Looking at ten bundles of spiritual leeks, Jiangnan sighed!
Business wasn’t even open!
Just two days, and he was already missing his dear classmates!
So he opened Moments.
From Li Xiang’s Moments:
People better than me are still working hard! What reason do I have not to?
(Picture) A clenched fist.
Over fifty likes, all sorts of motivational comments!
Jiangnan cracked up, fingers flying.
Replied.
South God: People better than you are working hard, so what’s the point of your effort?
[Resentment points from Li Xiang +999!]
Heh, feels good.
From Li Muyan’s Moments:
Stuck at home all weekend cultivating, tired as a dog! But I broke through to Black Iron Ten Stars! Hard work pays off!
Over thirty likes, lots of cheers, encouragement, and envy.
South God: Dogs aren’t as tired as you think!
Replies below: “Hahaha, what the heck!”
“South God’s got a point!”
Li Muyan, “???”
Thinking about it, her dog just eats, sleeps, and plays! Tired, my foot!
But why was she so mad?
[Resentment points from Li Muyan +666!]
From Liu Wuquan’s Moments:
Why do I keep gagging when brushing my teeth? Too much smoking?
Replies: Yep, same here!
Chronic pharyngitis? Smoke less! I gag brushing too!
…
South God: What’s smoking got to do with it? Tomorrow, don’t brush in front of the mirror! No gagging, guaranteed!
???
So it’s nausea from looking in the mirror?
That makes too much sense!
[Resentment points from Liu Wuquan +999!]
[From others…]
After a Moments spree, Jiangnan was close to another ten-draw.
His eyes gleamed, like he’d discovered a new world!
Just as he was ready to go all out.
No one posted anymore.
His resentful classmates didn’t dare!
Afraid of getting roasted…
“Hmph! You won’t post? I’ll post!”
From South God’s Moments:
Hmph! That’s it… it’s midnight, and no one’s wished me happy birthday.
View full post.
Classmates saw Jiangnan’s post and were stunned!
It’s Jiangnan’s birthday?
Was that earlier stunt to get attention, boost his presence, see if anyone remembered his birthday?
Pretty pitiful…
So they flooded the comments with blessings.
“South God! Happy birthday!”
“Happy hatch day! You made me change my shorts, but you saved my life!”
“Happy happy…”
Yingxue, “Xiao Nan, you’ve got me! But… it’s not your birthday today (´◔‸◔`)?”
Classmates froze at her reply.
Then clicked to view the full post.
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.
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Maybe it’s not my birthday!
???
Not your birthday, and you’re moping?
Can you be any more shameless?
Wasting our feelings!
What kind of guy are you?
[Resentment points from Wang Bei +666!]
[From others…]
