The dreadlock uncle looked at Wang Zhengyang collapsed on the ground, face full of astonishment!
“Why did he fall down?”
Jiang Nan: ???
Why did he fall down?
Don’t you know why he fell down?
You slapped him, didn’t you?
Everyone present, including Jiang Nan, was completely baffled!
Wasn’t the atmosphere just fine? How did it lead to slapping Wang Zhengyang right away?
He got knocked out!
Da Hei and Xiao Hei hurriedly squatted on the ground and pinched Wang Zhengyang’s philtrum!
They actually pinched him awake!
Wang Zhengyang, eyes full of confusion: “Mmm~ what’s up? Is it dark? Why are there so many stars in my eyes?”
One slap! And he got amnesia!
Instantly, he felt his left cheek wasn’t his own anymore!
Burning hot pain!
Bloody hell? No! Just now, I think I got slapped by the dreadlock uncle?
He got furious right then!
I was being all polite and reasonable, why slap me?
Da Hei and Xiao Hei, faces full of embarrassment, hurriedly explained: “Yang bro! Don’t misunderstand! This is our tribe’s custom for greeting each other!”
“It’s just like your handshake!”
“Dad is the chief! Him slapping you so hard means he’s welcoming you! This is almost the highest courtesy!”
“The harder the slap! The more enthusiastic!”
Wang Zhengyang: ???
What the bloody hell custom is this?
So thin-skinned people don’t even qualify for a greeting?
“Yang bro! Quick get up! Hurry and slap back! Dad’s waiting!”
Wang Zhengyang hurriedly climbed to his feet!
Thinking about it, they had just saved everyone’s lives!
No malice at all!
When in Rome, do as the Romans do!
The dreadlock uncle grinned, leaned his face over, waiting for Wang Zhengyang to return the gesture!
How could Wang Zhengyang bring himself to slap the chief?
He lightly raised his palm and patted the dreadlock uncle’s face!
The dreadlock uncle glared, instantly furious: “Are you looking down on my Kabu clan?”
“Again!”
I’m this enthusiastic! And you’re this indifferent?
Wang Zhengyang: ???
“I bloody…”
“Pa!”
The dreadlock uncle swung his palm, slapping Wang Zhengyang’s other cheek!
Sending his whole body flying over 3 metres!
He toppled to the ground, legs kicking, face swollen like a bun!
This time, he was thoroughly out!
The dreadlock uncle looked dissatisfied: “Your captain ain’t much, eh!”
Da Hei and Xiao Hei covered their faces, no time to mind the fainted Wang Zhengyang!
They hurriedly went to Li Mie Tu: “Dad! This is Li Mie Tu! Our Li bro! In Budaya city district, he took good care of us!”
Li Mie Tu: !!!
His legs trembled instantly, face full of terror!
You two must be doing this on purpose!
Speak!
Is this deliberate revenge?
Bai Qian Xun covered her little mouth in astonishment: “South God, turns out you didn’t lie to me!”
“That spit-greeting and slap-greeting you mentioned are actually real!”
Jiang Nan, face full of smugness: “So, you see! Would I lie to you…”
In truth, his heart was utterly guilty!
I was purely bullshitting!
Who’d have thought we’d actually run into it today!
Li Mie Tu squeezed out a smile: “Ch… Chief, hello!”
The dreadlock uncle grinned! His fan-sized palm swung wildly over!
Li Mie Tu gritted his steel teeth, closed his eyes and braced!
“Pa!”
A crisp sound, Li Mie Tu spun in place like an old electric drill!
His body staggered, but he held up without falling to the ground!
“Ptoo~”
Two white things were spat out by Li Mie Tu!
Jiang Nan’s face paled!
Bloody hell! Are those teeth?
Teeth knocked out? This hard?
If it comes to me in a bit! What the hell do I do!
Jiang Nan panicked! Really panicked!
Only to see Li Mie Tu shake his head full of golden stars, let out an explosive shout!
“Ah ya~”
Exerting all his strength, he wildly swung a slap at the dreadlock uncle!
“Pa!”
The dreadlock uncle’s eyes lit up: “Mm! Not bad! Enthusiastic enough!”
Li Mie Tu let out a sigh of relief, knelt on the ground and spat another mouthful of old blood!
How could he dare not use force?
Otherwise, he’d end up like Wang Zhengyang!
At this moment, everyone panicked, Mountain Cat the first to hide behind Jiang Nan!
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Bai Qian Xun hurriedly used Jiang Nan as a shield!
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Tang Shi hugged Jiang Nan’s waist tightly!
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No way!
I’d rather die than get slapped!
Jiang Nan: !!!
You all hid behind me!
What about me?
I want to hide too!
Only to see Da Hei and Xiao Hei leading their dad over, Jiang Nan’s face full of terror!
Don’t!
Don’t come over!
Sweat poured down Jiang Nan’s face like mad!
Only to see Da Hei and Xiao Hei, faces full of solemnity: “Dad! This is Jiang Nan! South God!”
At this moment, the dreadlock uncle’s face was full of reverence and respect!
“Oh! My Father Osas! Have you descended to the mortal world?”
“This skin tone! This blackness! Absolutely no mistake!”
Jiang Nan: ???
What the hell is Father Osas anyway!
Seeming to see the confusion on Jiang Nan’s face, Xiao Hei hurriedly explained!
“Father! You may not know! All tribes on this land worship Father Osas!”
“Our ancestor! The blackest existence, our skin tone inherited from him!”
“In the tribe! The blacker the skin! The purer the bloodline! The higher the status! The more popular!”
“Your blackness! Simply god-like!”
Jiang Nan was shocked! What kind of faith is this!
The blacker, the more badass?
So this dreadlock uncle became chief because he’s black enough?
Pretty black! Almost up to eating a head of Ai Hei garlic level!
The key is Jiang Nan is different!
He ate ten heads of Ai Hei garlic! Now black beyond the skies!
If there really is that Father! He’d get utterly dominated, okay!
Only to see the dreadlock uncle’s expression turn serious: “To express my reverence and enthusiasm for Father Osas!”
“I decide to give you the highest courtesy!”
“Please feel my enthusiasm with your heart!”
As he spoke, an explosive shout!
Muscles all over his body bulged like coiling dragons, upper shirt exploding! Eyes bulging like copper bells!
He actually started charging power!
Jiang Nan: !!!
I bloody!
Am I cursed for eight lifetimes?
What highest level courtesy?
You about to slap with the hardest slap of your life!
Then send me to the western paradise?
Bloody hell!
This how you treat your Father?
And feel your enthusiasm with my heart!
You slap down! My bloody heart stops!
What feeling then!
Seeing the dreadlock uncle’s slap about to come!
Jiang Nan panicked: “Blood Burn!”
In an instant, blood all over his body boiled, temperature rose sharply! Body functions surged!
Eyes blood-red, face utterly ferocious!
An explosive shout: “Ah ha!”
Muscles all over bulged, arm swung round, one slap wheeled over!
Jiang Nan concentrated all the max force he could muster into this one slap!
Sucking every bit of milk strength!
Actually whipping out a whoosh through the air!
The dreadlock uncle just about to strike, Jiang Nan’s slap already whistled over!
“Pa!”
A crisp sound echoed through the woods!
Only to see the dreadlock uncle’s body like hit by a truck!
Spinning, he flew over 70 metres, head diving into the river!
“Splash!”
Splashing several metres high water!
This earth-shaking slap dumbfounded everyone!
Jiang Nan let out a heavy breath!
Bloody hell! Little life saved!
Mountain Cat, Bai Qian Xun, Tang Shi all dumbfounded!
Jiang Nan slapped the old chief flying 70 metres with one slap?
Even used Blood Burn?
Bloody sent him into the river?
Do you have to be this strong!
Strike first? That works?
The tribe fell into dead silence, all looking at Jiang Nan in astonishment!
Then everyone cheered loudly! Eyes full of excitement!
“What the! Father so enthusiastic?”
“Hahaha! This is heaven favouring my Kabu clan!”
“Old chief gets this honour? Dies without regrets!”
“Father too enthusiastic! I’m so thrilled!”
At this moment, Jiang Nan looking at his palm, eyes sparkling!
As long as I’m “enthusiastic” enough, no one can hurt me?
“I… I bloody get it!”
