Right now, the All-Star Race live stream chat exploded!
“Pfft hahaha! What the hell, slipping away like that, okay?”
“Absolutely brilliant! How does South God even think of this? Haha!”
“Learned something new! Who knew groundsheets could be used like that?”
“Haha! I want to try this too! Looks so thrilling!”
“Heh… South God really is here on holiday!”
Before the viewers could finish this wave of comments, the massive avalanche kicked off!
“Avalanche? No way! Haha! South God is so naughty!”
“Is this the legendary ‘I take my path, and leave no road for others’?”
“Haha! So many got buried!”
“As expected, South God’s moves never disappoint! Membership well spent!”
Jiang Nan led his team sliding down the mountain, speed blistering!
Wind whistling past their ears!
They didn’t even notice the avalanche behind!
Once down the mountain, they glanced back!
“Hm? Where’d everyone go?”
[Resentment value from Wang Yan +1000!]
[From Chu Tianba…]
[From Su Die…]
…
The snow plain gleamed pure white, vast and blank!
Stepping on it crunched “creak creak”.
Xia Yao went full wild, rolling about in the snow!
“Hee hee! It’s snow! Snow!”
Zhong Yinxue squatted too, drawing patterns with her fingertip, looking well content!
“Hey! Little Nan!”
“Hm? What…”
“Bang!”
Jiang Nan just turned, a snowball smacked his forehead dead on!
Snow all over his face!
Xia Yao: ๊๊โ(หแท๊ดหแท เซเน)เผก
Jiang Nan grinned: “Oh ho? Got bold, have you!”
He squatted, packed a snowball, and pelted Xia Yao!
Xia Yao dodged quick: “Xuexue! Big guy! Help me out!”
Zhong Yinxue nodded keen, jumped in too!
The pair unloaded on Jiang Nan!
Wu Liang hung back, rolling snowballs for them, ammo stockpile!
At first, Jiang Nan held off with space wormholes to block!
But too many came!
Xia Yao’s arms blurred from the throws, okay?
Zhong Yinxue used her fire ability to melt Jiang Nan’s incoming snowballs!
Jiang Nan took a solo beating!
Soon, snowballs turned him into Santa!
Then behind, Wu Liang actually rolled a one-metre-wide mega snowball!
Xia Yao hoisted it up, lobbed at Jiang Nan!
Jiang Nan squatted packing his own, looked up, and froze!
Bloody hell?
This generous?
“Bang!”
The snowball buried Jiang Nan, Xia Yao laughed her head off!
Jiang Nan blinked behind her, locked her in a killer hold, and floored her!
“Hmph hmph! For pelting me!”
He yanked her collar back, scooped snow, and stuffed it down!
“Ah ya~ Little Nan! Cold! Freezing cold!”
Xia Yao shrieked, twisted mad, struggled fierce!
Jiang Nan kept shovelling snow in, with a heh heh heh sly chuckle!
Xia Yao begged: “No! Stop stuffing! So chilly! It’s melting!”
“Little Nan, you’re so bad!”
Jiang Nan spun, in Zhong Yinxue’s shriek, tackled her down!
Then hands scooped snow like mad, buried her alive!
In a flash, hair, cheeks, all dusted white,
“Pfft~ spit spit! In my mouth! Little Nan, you’re bad!”
On the snow plain, the four romped together, laughter echoing endless!
Right now, live chat comments!
“Wow! Snowball fight! South God and crew so jolly!”
“I want to play with South God too!”
“Confirmed! They’re here to have fun! What about the match! The match!”
“Shocked! You lot fight snow wars this fierce? Not supposed to be one for you, one for me?”
“No! Up north! We floor ’em then bury alive, stuff snowballs down the neck!”
“Bloody hell? That brutal?”
Over there, Wu Liang head down rolled a three-metre monster snowball!
Face all thrilled!
Jiang Nan dashed up, hugged the snowball, blinked away!
Wu Liang: เฒ โญโฎเฒ
Jiang Nan hefted the snowball, way too big for his frame, haha roared!
“Scared yet?”
“Hahahahaha!”
Xia Yao perked right up, pointed at Jiang Nan in horror: “Little Nan! You… you…”
Zhong Yinxue’s pretty eyes went wide, whole self stunned!
Wu Liang paled: “S-S-South…”
Jiang Nan strutted: “Scared now? Hmph hmph! Begging won’t help, I tell you!”
Xia Yao panicked: “No! Little Nan, dodge!”
Jiang Nan baffled, felt the sky darken!
Looked back!
A snowball over ten metres across arced perfect in the air!
Slammed down!
Jiang Nan:๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ
“Boom!”
The snowball burst, cratered the ground huge!
Jiang Nan clawed out the pit, body screaming pain! Nearly squished flat, okay?
Whole self snow-dyed white!
What happened?
There, a fluffy polar snow bear, ducked behind a boulder!
Size near twenty metres!
Solid gold two-star spirit beast!
Still hiding?
That puny rock can’t conceal your massive bulk!
Thought you were a cub or what?
The polar snow bear poked its head, snuck a peek at Jiang Nan’s crew!
Black bear eyes full of hope!
Then puzzled!
Then paw scooped, snow gathered, spawned another ten-metre mega snowball!
Polar snow bear grabbed it, hurled at Jiang Nan’s lot!
Jiang Nan:๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ
Bloody hell!
This thing wants a snowball fight?
But you’re cheating!
Ten-metre snowball?
Who tanks that! Couple hits and we’re off to the west!
“Big guy!”
Wu Liang answered, turned black giant bear!
Bear king shield up!
“Boom!”
Snowball exploded, Wu Liang blasted back over ten metres!
Half his body numb from the shock!
All snapped to battle mode, no one figured the first spirit beast in Jade Dragon Spirit Ruins would pop like this!
Jiang Nan glanced back, snapped fingers!
“Void black hole!”
In a blink, hundred-metre space collapsed, formed a black pearl!
Jiang Nan’s lip curled sly!
Bloody hell! Fancy a snowball fight with me?
He tucked the black pearl in a snowball, packed it tight!
Then charged two steps, full power hurl!
The snowball whistled through air from Jiang Nan’s throw!
Polar snow bear’s eyes lit!
Finally fighting back?
But eyed the incoming snowball!
Bear face full of scorn!
Tch~ this puny snowball?
Looking down on me?
Won’t even dodge, okay?
“Boom!”
Snowball smashed polar snow bear’s face hard!
Instant! Polar snow bear’s head buzzed!
Huge impact blasted it flying over twenty metres!
Bear face bloodied, world spinning!
Polar snow bear:๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ
Right now! Live chat comments blew up!
“Pfft hahaha! South God stunned it!”
“What snowball is that? Too savage!”
“Don’t want to snowball fight South God anymore! Scared I’ll get smashed dead…”
“So cruel! Bear so cute! Why hit it!”
