Bloody hell, who else besides Jiangnan?
Ye Xinghe, that idiot, went into the Jade Dragon Spirit Ruins for 14 days without sleep or rest and came back with two jin of soybeans!
Qi Yu’s all went to Jiangnan!
And the others, first robbed by Jiangnan in one wave!
Then bloody stolen by the Teletubby in another wave!
Hardly any teams had any stock left!
Though not yet verified, all players and audience already knew in their hearts!
This year’s All-Star champion was definitely Jiangnan!
“You guess how many spirit beads South God got!”
“Definitely over 300, right?”
Qi Yu’s face black: “Bollocks! Just mine alone over 200!”
“Then 500?”
“Hiss, can’t be, right?”
Guoguo cried: “So many? Then what about us with a dozen, how to show them?”
Qin Shou: “Relax! Some are left with just their pants!”
“Gulp!”
[Resentment value from Chu Tianba +1000!]
And at this moment, the audience outside the venue could not wait to see the results!
In previous years, breaking a hundred was already freakish!
And this year’s players’ overall level far higher than before!
Not to mention two golds, plus an anomaly like Jiangnan!
Mo Ling smiled: “Why’s everyone looking at South God? Looks like the beast hunt went well for him!”
Jiangnan surprised: “They’re looking at me not because of my handsome, god-like looks?”
“What does it have to do with the harvest?”
Mo Ling: (^_^.)
(Tactical awkwardness)!
As a professional host, energetic girl!
She would absolutely not swear!
Unless she could not hold it in!
[Resentment value from Mo Ling +666!]
“Hehe, South God really is humorous!”
“Then come on up? Lingling is super looking forward to South God’s harvest!”
Jiangnan scratched his head with a shy smile, went up on stage!
While Yu Qingqing came over curiously: “Xuexue, how many spirit beads did you lot get?”
Zhong Yinxue blank-faced: “Dunno…”
Xia Yao: “Who the hell keeps count!”
These half month, Jiangnan just kept stuffing into his pockets, probably even he did not know how many he got!
Yu Qingqing baffled, got so many they could not remember?
This…
Saw Jiangnan on stage directly pull out Qi Yu’s over 200!
Just this bag made everyone tremble inside!
Qi Yu’s face like a dead dog, heart bleeding!
Then pulled out the over 200 stolen from Ye Xinghe!
Two big bags on the table, whole venue dead silent!
Just this was scary enough!
But Jiangnan’s hand still rummaging in the alternate dimension?
Bloody hell, more?
“Bang!”
Another bag of spirit beads tossed on the table by Jiangnan!
The 200 from killing the pig!
Mo Ling stood there dazed, did not know what to say!
500 was underestimating Jiangnan!
Straight up over 600?
Chen Xuan swallowed, hosted All-Stars for so many years, first time seeing something like this!
“Any more?”
Jiangnan shy smile: “About that!”
Chen Xuan: ???
What the hell is about that?
“Bring them all out, we won’t rob you!”
“Scores need honest recording!”
Jiangnan reluctant: “Fine then!”
Not that Jiangnan did not want to, but the rest…
Really could not see the light of day!
Saw Jiangnan pull a black suitcase from the alternate dimension and put it on the table!
This moment, whether inside or outside the venue, everyone’s brains buzzed!
“Suitcase? Bloody suitcase? Overkill!”
“Why not a snake skin sack! Bloody hell!”
“Can’t all be in there, right?”
“You think gold spirit beads are glass marbles? A whole suitcase?”
Before the crowd finished discussing, Jiangnan yanked open the suitcase lid!
Inside nearly 30 small bags, corner scattered over 50 spirit beads!
Chen Xuan: “Bloody hell!”
Even I, Brother Xuan, seen big scenes! Could not help swearing!
Mo Ling: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)
In an instant, the whole venue exploded, those players’ eyes all red!
“Bloody hell! That grey little bag is mine! Still has my girlfriend’s embroidered name on it!”
“That white one is mine!”
“The one with the bow is mine!”
Su Die: “The pink little bag was my personal one! Kept right at my chest! Few days ago stolen by the Teletubby…”
Jiangnan wiped cold sweat from his forehead, all guilty!
But still hands on hips: “You’re talking rubbish! All mine!”
The venue became pin-drop silent!
Killing gazes like knives shot at Jiangnan!
This bastard was bloody the Teletubby thief!
Chu Tianba exploded: “Jiangnan! I’ll bloody kill you! Kill you!”
“Damn Teletubby! Go die!”
“I bloody knew it! You turtle bastard!”
“I said that pot looked familiar! Aaaah!”
“I #$*$#$#*##*# beep beep beep!”
“Pah! Rob and steal! You’re not human!”
[Resentment value from Chu Tianba +1000!]
[From Su Die…]
…
Resentment value list flying up!
In a moment, over half the players in the venue turned into shrews! Spittle flying everywhere! Cursing on the spot!
So when this segment broadcast, all “beep! beep! beep!” sounds, could not hear a thing!
Jiangnan wide-eyed: “Bloody hell? All fired up, eh?”
“Got the guts, come hit me? I know you can’t!”
“Got the guts, come curse me? I know you can’t!”
“I just love how you can’t hit me, can’t curse me!”
“I~%?…;#*’☆amp;℃$︿★! Lala la~ blah blah blah! Goose hahaha!”
(๑ớ₃ờ)~ Lala la!
The scene spiralled out of control!
Jiangnan on stage hands on hips, spittle flying! Verbal battle with the masses!
Trash-talking over a hundred players without falling behind!
One against a hundred!
Seemed to feel the pressure!
Jiangnan dodged forward onto the podium! Pulled out a megaphone to curse back at them!
Arrogant laughter echoed in the venue!
Chen Xuan totally baffled!
Who am I?
Where am I?
What the bloody hell am I doing now?
Hey hey hey! This is the national All-Star venue!
What are you lot doing!
Jiangnan! Don’t stand on my table cursing!
Stepped on my hand!
[Resentment value from Chen Xuan +1000!]
Zhong Yinxue and Xia Yao covered faces, hid to the side!
Xiao Nan!
So strong!
Um… in all sorts of ways!
Mo Ling’s expression now: (≖_≖)
Is this really the All-Star awards?
Can this even air?
Whole nation watching!
This moment!
“Ah! Let go! I’m gonna do him!”
“Don’t hold me! I’ll tear this bastard apart!”
“Calm down! You can’t beat him!”
“I… I… then I’ll bloody spray him to death!”
“Don’t rush! You can’t out-curse him!”
“Quick! Quick, someone! Someone passed out from anger!”
“Brother! Wake up! Don’t foam at the mouth!”
At this moment, the news media went mad!
This scene! Once in a century!
Definitely front page!
Chen Xuan saw if not control now, big trouble!
What the hell did Jiangnan do in Jade Dragon Spirit Ruins to piss off heaven and earth?
Outrageous!
“Quiet! From what I know! Jiangnan did not violate rules during the event!”
“Scores count!”
The players, even flipping white eyes in anger, could only swallow broken teeth!
Jiangnan heard and grinned: “Still President Chen understands! Gets me!”
Chen Xuan: “Mm! But can you lift your foot first?”
“Er… sorry! Got too excited just now, did not notice!”
[Resentment value from Chen Xuan +1000!]
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Author’s note:
333 Mwah!
