Looking at the big shoe print on the back of his hand, Chen Xuan’s face had never been so black!
Jiangnan’s team for champion was a sure thing!
Even the off-stage cursing made him a verbal king!
“Get down! Quick, get down! It’s live!”
“Yes, yes, yes! I’ll listen to the president!”
Jiangnan scratched his head, full of shyness!
So the tallying began!
The three bags Jiangnan pulled out earlier totalled 672 beads!
The suitcase had the ones Jiangnan hunted himself!
The ones collected from debts!
The ones robbed!
The ones stolen as the Teletubby thief!
Adding up, the suitcase had 541 too!
So just the total spirit beads, Jiangnan’s team hit a terrifying 1213!
This was just the count, not yet converted to points!
Every time a counter opened a small bag!
A few players would sit on the ground and wail, heart-wrenching cries!
The resentment value list flew off the charts!
Jiangnan was over the moon!
If he could dance, he would definitely bust a freestyle!
At this moment, the venue scene was all broadcast out!
Many viewers at home spat out their food!
“Hahaha! South God must have bullied them into what!”
“Nearly 30 small bags in the suitcase… total bloody 60 teams! Over half the squads fell to South God’s clutches!”
“Even the ones girls hid in their chests got fished out by South God… hahaha!”
“This is the most exciting All-Star I’ve seen!”
“South God wrecks wherever he goes!”
“Jiang City finally bloody produced a talent! Hahaha! I’m proud!”
“Talent? Clearly a devil incarnate!”
“Don’t care! I’m a South God stan for life!”
And finally, the points were tallied!
First place!
Jiangnan’s team!
Spirit pool cultivation points: 230!
Beast hunt points: 3842!
(Total spirit beads: 1213!)
Broke the historical record!
This moment, the info on the big screen gave everyone goosebumps!
What terrifying record was this?
1213 gold spirit beads?
Nearly half the squads, all their beads ended up in Jiangnan’s hands!
Where was this a competition?
This was clearly a robbery!
At this moment, Xia Yao and Zhong Yinxue stared at the screen, covering their mouths!
Could not hold back the excitement anymore, rushed on stage!
Hugged Jiangnan tight!
“Haha! We’re first! We’re number one! Mwah!”
Da Lang Mie did not care about the crowd, chomped a kiss on Jiangnan’s cheek!
Zhong Yinxue grabbed Jiangnan’s arm, took a deep breath!
Tiptoed up: “Mwah!”
Lips printed on Jiangnan’s forehead!
Jiangnan: !!!
Xuexue kissed me? Laozi not dreaming, right!
I… I…
Zhong Yinxue’s face red as a peach, shy: “Don’t… don’t misunderstand! This is your reward!”
Jiangnan straightened up: “I think I should reward you too!”
Zhong Yinxue quickly hid behind Xia Yao!
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“No way! Won’t let you kiss!”
This moment, Wu Liang hugged Mi La, tears streaming!
“Mi La! Let me reward you too!”
Mi La’s little face full of disgust, kept pushing Wu Liang’s face!
“Ee ya~ Pah!”
Wu Liang: …
These points, no team could shake anymore!
Chen Xuan smiled: “Go down first! Other players, come up in order to tally points!”
Jiangnan’s group went down grinning!
Next, Ye Xinghe with his hand on his forehead went up!
Chen Xuan: “Xinghe! Your spirit beads…”
Ye Xinghe black-faced: “Do soybeans count as points? If yes, I can still manage some!”
He finally got it! He was definitely screwed by bloody Jiangnan!
The Teletubby must have visited his tent!
That lump on his forehead might be his handiwork!
Chen Xuan rubbed his forehead: “Fine… you go down!”
“Next! Qi Yu…”
Qi Yu spread hands: “Lost it all!”
Chen Xuan: (￢_￢)
“Next!”
“Robbed clean!”
“Next!”
“Stolen empty!”
“Next, er…”
Chu Tianba in just shorts on stage, gritted teeth: “President! Look at me head to toe, any place to hide beads…”
[Resentment value from Chu Tianba +1000!]
Everyone below burst out laughing!
Chen Xuan was about to call next, but Fang Yun shouted: “Wait!”
He bent down rummaging, pulled out three spirit beads!
This moment, the whole venue went quiet, even Jiangnan stunned!
Bloody hell!
You’re in just one pair of shorts, where the hell did you pull those beads from?
Fang Yun turned back to Jiangnan with a crooked grin!
(ಠಠノ)
“Hmph! Bet you never thought I’d sewn a pocket inside my shorts!”
Jiangnan: ???
Bloody hell, even if I knew, I wouldn’t touch it!
Don’t you find it uncomfortable?
At this moment, Chen Xuan looked at the three beads on the table, full of disgust, dared not touch!
You are ruthless!
“Fine fine! Go down! Count as 10 points for you!”
“Hehe, thanks president!”
Many teams had zero beads! This 10 points pulled a big gap!
“Next! Lime team!”
“Here! We’re here!”
Ning Youyou with her backpack stood first, little cat face full of excitement!
Jiangnan puzzled: “This is…”
Zhong Yinxue covered face bitter laugh: “It’s Youyou!”
Jiangnan: !!!
Laozi almost did not recognise! How’d she end up like this!
Saw Ning Youyou in her ragged cotton jacket with stuffing out rushed on stage, super excited!
“These crazies probably didn’t fare much better!”
“Definitely couldn’t escape South God’s clutches!”
“Not much better than us!”
“Sigh! Shared misery!”
Chen Xuan surprised: “You have beads?”
All these zero-score squads, still survivors?
But looking at you… not likely!
Ning Youyou serious: “We do! Loads!”
“Show us?”
Ning Youyou nodded like a pecking chick, yanked the backpack zip!
“Zip!”
The whole backpack tore to shreds!
Backpack: (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
Laozi held out with you till now, too hard!
Saw Ning Youyou pull out exactly 134 spirit beads from the backpack!
Chen Xuan stunned! This many?
The players baffled too! Where’d Lime get so many beads?
Ning Youyou proud: “Hehe! Not fooling you!”
These are all from my hard work!
Looking at so many beads, Ning Youyou felt all the suffering worth it!
Tally came to 411 points!
Plus previous 110, total 521!
This shot Lime team up the ranks. Straight to second!
This moment, Wang Yan, Lin Yu and the three sat on ground crying!
Not in vain going mad! Not in vain the bad luck!
And Ning Youyou jumped up excited, stuck her tongue out at Jiangnan from afar, made a yeah sign!
South God really a good guy!
Jiangnan clutched his heart: “Pwah! My conscience! Conscience!”
Zhong Yinxue and Xia Yao: “Stop touching, Xiao Nan! You can’t touch it!”
After nearly three hours of tallying!
Final scores out!
First: Jiangnan’s team!
Total points: 4072
Second: Lime team!
Total points: 521
Third: Hundred Flowers team!
Total points: 322
Fourth: Qin Ridge team!
Total points: 298
Fifth: Ice Peak team!
Total points: 260
…
60 teams ranked!
Jiangnan undoubtedly took the champion throne!
Miles ahead!
Second to ninth combined not as much as him!
And the would-be biggest dark horse, Xinghe and Xiong Feng teams, dropped to after 20th!
Only held by initial spirit pool points!
But huge surprise hit Qin Shou and Yu Qingqing’s team!
These 15 days did nothing but honestly farm beads!
Harvest meh, thought they’d bottom out!
But Jiangnan’s rampage robbed, instead let them ride the wave!
Yu Qingqing: “This win-by-lying feels so good! Hugged another big leg! Hehe~”
Qin Shou covered face: “Lied twice!”
Lied win to national fifth?
Believe it?
Indeed!
Trust South God, absolutely steady!
Steady as duck skin!
