This sounds like it has a bit of truth to it!
So he decided on the spot to post it online!
Title: Shocking! National champion sprints under the moon, tells a crowd of girls no meet-up! Is it a twist of human nature? Or a fall of morals!
(Photo) Southern God Moon Sprint!
Title: Shocking! The ultimate secret to the national champion’s win! Winter warrior! Bare-chested dash through the snow!
Do not miss out! Regret it for life!
(Photo) Chibi Maruko-chan Flying High!
Title: Shocking! National champion buckles under mental pressure! Delirious, bare-chested sprint! What twists and turns in this story!
Makes a billion cry!
(Photo) Jiang Nan Moon Glow!
Once posted, it shot straight to the top three hot searches!
Comments exploded instantly!
“Puhahaha! What is this suffocating operation again!”
“Southern God’s muscles are too wild! Handsome explosion! Screen lick!”
“What the heck titles? Raccoon News Department needs you!”
“Do you have to be this thrilling! Did Southern God lose at truth or dare?”
“Hahahaha! My head! Was not he supposed to set up a stall?”
“Chibi Maruko-chan? So cute! Southern God’s butt is too perky! Slurp~”
Chu Qing: This progressive?
Little Fish: Sailor Moon transformation! Southern God! Where is your magic wand?
Wu Liang: “Bro Nan carries it with him! Did you not see?”
Qin Shou: (manual funny)
Glasses Main Body: (manual funny)
Leng Yan: My sister asks where to buy Chibi Maruko-chan same style…
Ning Youyou: (⑉••⑉) I know yo~
As a modern wastrel youth, Xia Yao was sprawled on the sofa like a granddad!
Sipping “Around the World” milk tea while scrolling her phone!
Then she saw the Chibi Maruko-chan Flying High pic!
“Pu… hahahaha!”
(๐॔˃̶ᗜ˂̶๐॓)
A mouthful of milk tea sprayed out, startling Zhong Yinxue!
“Xuexue! Xuexue! Quick look yo~”
“Look I can, but should you not wipe your face first?”
Then Zhong Yinxue saw the Southern God Moon Sprint!
Her expression gradually turned horrified!
Was not he going to set up a stall? How did it turn into a street parade?
Took a Chibi Maruko-chan ad? Do you have to go so hard?
But at this moment, Jiang Nan had no idea the Chibi Maruko-chan Flying High had gone viral!
Right now he was sprinting at inhuman speed on the Jiangqing Expressway…
On the fast lane too!
Nightingale ran alongside Jiang Nan, face full of speechlessness!
“Highway? You actually went on the highway?”
“You serious?”
“You feel wronged and running away from home?”
But running away in Chibi Maruko-chan flip-flops?
Minus twenty degrees, big bro!
Jiang Nan’s face darkened even more!
He would rather die than tell Nightingale he could not stop now!
Does this young master not want face?
So damn embarrassing~
Running wild in the city is too dangerous!
Speed too fast! These legs damn do not listen to me!
What can I do? I am desperate too!
Behind them
A silver Bugatti Veyron sped like mad!
In the car, a buzz-cut youth with a gold Rolex floored the accelerator!
With the engine’s fierce roar, sound waves burst!
A max acceleration! Intense push-back feeling hit, RPM needle straight to redline!
The socialite with an LV bag beside screamed!
“Wow~ Little bro! This car is amazing!”
Dong Hao smirked proudly: “W16 engine! You think I am joking?”
“This beast tops at 434 mph! One pedal and the tank swirls!”
But the socialite’s attention was fully on the window outside, staring blankly!
“Hao~ Hao bro…”
Dong Hao: “Over three mil! Nothing ground-based faster except ones that fly!”
Socialite dazed: “You sure?”
Dong Hao scoffed: “Duh! Of course I am sure! This is a Veyron! Over three mil!”
Socialite: …
“Then look to the side…”
Dong Hao frowned, glanced out the car window!
━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)
He saw a shirtless guy in flip-flops level with his car window!
Sprinting together!
Subconsciously checked his speedometer!
Needle firmly at 308!
A person? How the hell a person?
Are you human?
Look down, this guy’s legs were phantom wheels!
[Resentment value from Dong Hao +1000!]
[Resentment value from Fang Yuan +666!]
Fang Yuan: “This… how do you explain this!”
Dong Hao: !!!
Ghost knows how to explain!
Bought a three mil Veyron and it is slower than a flip-flop guy?
A bare-chested youth in winter sprinting highway in flip-flops overtook my Veyron?
This dream is a bit wild!
No explanation from any angle, okay?
Jiang Nan naturally noticed the two in the car beside staring bug-eyed at him!
Could not help scratching his head!
This… so awkward!
So he raised a brow at them inside: “Hey! Bro! Race a bit?”
Dong Hao: ???
Race a bit?
This guy wants to race my Veyron?
Race then!
“Vroom~”
One pedal down, strong response!
Jiang Nan grinned, flip-flops smoking on the asphalt!
A max acceleration, straight past the Veyron!
Left Dong Hao with a pair of sexy tail lights!
Fang Yuan stared at Jiang Nan’s back, big eyes full of stars!
“Wow~ So perky oh!”
[Resentment value from Dong Hao +1000!]
You still human?
“Watch me smoke you!”
So he pulled out his second red key!
Unlocked engine max speed mode!
One pedal, speedo spiked to 430!
But… still saw Jiang Nan’s tail lights!
Dong Hao fully dazed!
430 and cannot catch? You faster than high-speed rail?
Jiang Nan: “Watch close! Bro changing lanes!”
Jiang Nan slapped the right cheek on Chibi Maruko-chan!
(●❛ัヮ❛ั●)ु
Three quick slaps!
“Slap!”
“Slap!”
“Slap!”
Then… Jiang Nan changed lanes!
[Resentment value from Dong Hao +1000!]
Do you have to be so polite!
You change lanes with turn signals?
Zero to four hundred just needs flip-flops and millet porridge?
No matter how Dong Hao accelerated, he could not catch Jiang Nan!
Suddenly! The car slowed!
Fang Yuan panicked: “Why stop chasing? I still want to see little bro’s tail lights~ Chase!”
Dong Hao: “No… no fuel…”
Before they reacted!
A suited figure whooshed past, instantly overtook the Veyron…
Dong Hao: …
I feel the deep malice from this world!
Unsure how many kilometres he blasted, Jiang Nan felt he was about to leave the province!
Quickly turned around and sprinted back!
After the wild ride, soles nearly worn flat!
Felt like his feet were on fire!
“This young master… when can I stop!”
At this moment, Nightingale felt a bit touched: “This man is so persistent for his stall!”
“But why is your persistence always on weird stuff…”
This story is pure fiction, pals drive safe! Begging for five-star reviews~
