At this moment, the patrol team’s alarm blared!
The patrol guy could not help but frown and tap the alert to check!
Prompt: This motor vehicle has no licence plate and is speeding!
Speed: 486 kilometres per hour!
The patrol guy widened his eyes!
Who is it?
So brazen in broad daylight?
He quickly checked the video!
In the video, a white phantom flashed by, speed so fast it blurred!
He slowed the video down, frame by frame!
Then he saw:
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“Holy crap!”
A loud shout echoed in the duty room!
“Pfft… what happened?”
The patrol girl behind looked over curiously!
Then she was stunned! She glanced down at the Chibi Maruko-chan Flying High pic on her phone screen, then at the video…
This is the Southern God?
Ah this…
By the time Jiang Nan veered off the highway ramp, he was utterly exhausted!
Sweat-drenched, his legs almost numb!
Stamina long depleted, speed slowed down!
Because he really could not run anymore!
Nightingale could not bear it: “It is pretty late, let us go home and sleep, okay? I will not sharpen knives tonight!”
Jiang Nan: (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
This young master damn wants to stop too! How long does this side effect last!
Weight loss artefact?
While running, he bumped into an old man night-jogging on the pavement!
Seeing Jiang Nan in shorts and flip-flops sprinting wildly in the cold wind, the old man was astonished and whipped out his phone to snap away!
“Young lad! In the dead of winter, running in so little? Not cold?”
Jiang Nan: !!!
“Old sir! In the dead of winter, running with a bald top? Not cold?”
Old man: …
[Resentment value from Ma Dong +1000!]
[From Ma Dong…]
God damn my bald top!
Do you have to say it so bluntly?
Is this even comparable?
Jiang Nan let out a long sigh, life is hard!
At least earning resentment points cheers him up a bit!
Just as he finished sighing!
Jiang Nan’s legs gave out, and he plopped down on his butt!
Finally stopped!
It was already nine oh seven now, he ran for over three hours before stopping?
What is going on?
Side effect duration not fixed?
He looked down, the speed flip-flops still smoking!
Soles worn through with two big holes!
Only then did Jiang Nan realise!
You have to run until the soles wear out to stop?
Furious, Jiang Nan yanked off the flip-flops!
Tossed them on the ground, face full of anger!
Damn it~
But thinking it over, he obediently picked them up and chucked them in the nearby non-recyclable bin!
Cannot litter!
Protecting the environment is everyone’s duty!
Nightingale, who watched the whole thing, could not help snickering!
Jiang Nan pouted, stretched out his hands: “Cannot walk! Carry me home!”
Nightingale rolled her eyes but still picked up Jiang Nan!
In the villa, Xia Yao and Zhong Yinxue sat on the sofa!
Zhong Yinxue dead serious: “When Little Nan comes back later, we absolutely must not laugh at him!”
Xia Yao nodded like a pecking chick: “Mm mm! Little Nan needs face too!”
The next moment, Nightingale holding Jiang Nan suddenly appeared in the living room!
Xia Yao turned: “A hahahaha~”
Big Wolf Mie on the sofa clutched his belly and kicked his legs wildly!
Zhong Yinxue covered her face, hey hey hey!
Did we not agree not to laugh?
“Pfft mmph~ I… I am going back to my room to sleep, Little Nan rest early!”
Jiang Nan baffled: “What are you two laughing at?”
Xia Yao wiped tears: “Noth… nothing! I am off to wash socks!”
Back in his room, Jiang Nan finally noticed his phone on the bedside table vibrating like mad!
All messages at 99+!
Opened WeChat:
Leng Yan: Southern God! My sister wants Chibi Maruko-chan shorts, do… do you have the same style?
Hua Ling: Chibi Maruko-chan shorts! Ten pairs!
Rabbit Baby: Southern God! Next time for bare-chested sprint, must call me, I want to watch!
Yu Qingqing: They say you brought a magic wand! How did I not see? Where did you hide it?
Wu Liang: Chibi Maruko-chan! Triangle ones? I fancy them!
Jiang Nan: …
Opened Weibo, face turned pitch black!
The dream of nine hundred million girls, shattered just like that?
Aaaah!
To set up a stall, have I had it easy!
But ruthless Jiang Nan ignored it!
He posted a Weibo straight away!
Southern God: Chibi Maruko-chan same style, men’s and women’s on sale at tomorrow’s stall!
Customisable!
Want to be a wind-chasing youth like me?
Want to run under the sunset reminiscing your lost youth?
Tomorrow night six! Round two!
(Photo) Men’s and women’s Chibi Maruko-chan shorts!
Netizens in comments went wild!
“So tonight was your commercial promo? Ad placement?”
“This kind of ad! Ten more!”
“Southern God strikes! You know the difference!”
“Strongest stall owner ever! Southern God! Your sole purpose for national championship must be to boost fame, then easier to stall, right?”
“Truth!”
“Southern Pigeon! If you pigeon tomorrow night, I will… I will… wait one more night for you!”
Jiang Nan’s fighting spirit reignited!
The joy this young master just felt, you all must experience it properly!
Nightingale stunned: “You still plan to go? Why must you set up a stall!”
Jiang Nan hands on hips: “Someone asked! Why climb the mountain! Because the mountain is there!”
Nightingale full of shock!
Though Jiang Nan’s logic has zero relation to stalling!
But why does his image suddenly seem so tall and grand!
“Really cannot go! I got word, after you came back, suspicious personnel entered Jiang City!”
“And international organisations are stirring, situation unclear!”
Jiang Nan solemn: “Life can go! But the stall must set up!”
“You catch me then! See if you can nab me?”
Nightingale: …
Do you have to be so dedicated!
But why can I not feel moved!
In the time after, Jiang Nan was unusually obedient, stayed home without a hint of escape!
Instead started cultivating madly!
Heart-pounding jumping candy plus golden spirit beads, double pronged!
Nightingale watched anxiously!
Stunningly, by the afternoon of the second day, he broke through to silver ten stars!
But deep down she stayed vigilant, this guy is definitely prepping for tonight’s escape!
Until five in the evening, Nightingale and Jiang Nan lay on the bed scrolling phones!
But really, both using sidelong glances to peek at each other!
Until five thirty!
Jiang Nan’s body on the bed teleported away!
Nightingale’s eyes lit up: “Hmph hmph! Knew it!”
Then instantly activated max speed ability!
Just stepped off the mattress, but found her shoes gone who knows where!
Scanned the room, only a pair of pink flip-flops by the door!
Nightingale did not think twice, body moved at terrifying speed, slipped on the flip-flops!
“Um~ Fits pretty well!”
“Hehe! Let us see how far you run! I will catch… ”
“Boom!”
A massive bang, dust everywhere!
Jiang Nan’s room wall directly smashed with a running human-shaped hole!
Nightingale’s body shot out like a cannonball!
At this moment, her face full of terror, speed stacked to three times before!
Reached an utterly shocking level!
