At this moment, Victoria looked utterly frantic!
If they didn’t complete the trade soon, this lady was going to explode!
Who cared about embarrassment at a time like this?
Her whole body felt unbearably hot, and both mentally and physically she was at her absolute limit!
She could barely even think straight!
“Ji… Jiang Nan! The trade!”
Jiang Nan took one look. These two were properly fired up now!
The timing was about right!
“Haha, of course we’ll do it exactly as agreed before!”
“Drink this bottle of little beer! Then we’re best mates!”
With that he flicked off the cap of the Deadly Big Green Stick with one hand!
Threw his head back and chugged it down!
A sweet flavour swirled on his tongue, the beer aroma rich and strong!
This time Jiang Nan didn’t open a spatial wormhole! He really drank it!
Before a fight! You have to chug a bottle of Deadly Big Green Stick!
In an instant, Jiang Nan felt his entire being ascend!
The power surging through his body was practically overflowing!
His whole body tingled with numbness!
At this moment, Jiang Nan’s elemental and physical attack +300%!
Truth serum +100%!
Pain sensation –100%!
Heroic Courage Buff activated. The bottle slammed onto the table with a bang!
His aura was overwhelming, confidence off the charts!
Two red blushes bloomed on his cheeks, his little mouth twisted! Even his eyes turned dreamy!
(=̴̶̷̤̄√=̴̶̷̤̄)
Nightingale’s eyes sparkled beside him!
Jiang Nan drank the booze?
That meant it was go time?
Fantastic!
This girl had been itching to start ages ago!
Victoria snapped, “The spirit pearl is on me! Have you prepared what we want?”
Jiang Nan scratched his head. “What thing?”
Victoria panicked! At a time like this, stop playing dumb, alright?
“The thing we want!”
Jiang Nan looked stunned. “Why would I give it to you?”
Victoria was dumbfounded. “Don’t you want the spirit pearl?”
They’d only just agreed on everything. One bottle of booze and he’s already forgotten?
What the hell kind of drink was that? It hits way too hard!
Blackout after one sip?
Jiang Nan replied, “Yeah! I’m not trading with you! I’m planning to rob it!”
“I tricked you into coming here just to steal the spirit pearl!”
Nightingale: ???
Hey hey hey!
Is it really okay to be this blunt?
Victoria’s face instantly darkened. “Tricked us here? To rob us? You really dare say that out loud!”
No wonder he agreed to every condition!
“Rob us? How exactly do you plan to do that? Just the two of you?”
Jiang Nan said, “Exactly! I laced the food and drink with heavy stuff. You’ve both already fallen for it!”
“Your combat power has tanked! Nightingale and I agreed the drink would be the signal! We’re gonna smash you two!”
“Then take the spirit pearl!”
“Ehehe! I’m such a little genius!”
Nightingale’s face went completely black!
Shut up already!
Why did you just tell them our entire plan!
What bloody use is the plan now!
They know everything!
Genius my foot!
I’ll give you a flick on the forehead myself!
Jiang Nan suddenly jolted!
Holy crap!
What a thunderbolt-from-the-blue mega-crap!
How the hell did I blurt out the whole plan?
This… this…
The effect of the Deadly Big Green Stick?
Truth serum 100%?
Does it have to be this treacherous!
Even “drunk people speak the truth” shouldn’t happen right now!
At this moment, both Andre and Victoria were livid!
So the food really was spiked!
And you’re openly telling us you’re going to rob us?
Andre roared, “ar, “I’ve never met anyone as arrogant as you!”
Jiang Nan put his hands on his hips. “Eh~ Well, today you get to see it!”
[Resentment points from Andre · Beng Sha Ka La Ka +1000!]
Victoria’s eyes blazed. “You’ve got some real guts!”
Jiang Nan thumped his chest, looking incredibly smug!
“The bolder the person, the fatter the land!”
“With a hero’s heart in my chest!”
“I’ll chop down diamonds if I have to!”
“My name stays the same whether I stand or sit! I am Jiang DaDan!”
“Everyone stand back! I’m about to start acting tough!”
[Resentment points from Victoria · Sasha +1000!]
One word! Arrogant!
You think you can chop me? A little silver ten-star? Chop a diamond seven-star?
Even in ranked matches we wouldn’t be queued together!
Right now! Jiang Nan was already cursing inside!
What the hell is Jiang DaDan!
Is this the Heroic Courage Buff?
No fear whatsoever?
This has to be a debuff, right?
Chop a diamond? Have I lost my mind!
I didn’t mean to act tough on purpose!
I literally can’t control myself!
I’m being forced! Forced to act tough!
At this moment Jiang Nan suddenly remembered the last line in the Deadly Big Green Stick description!
One bottle of Deadly Big Green Stick!
Makes you want to take on anyone!
He couldn’t help shivering!
╮(•́ω•̀)╭
It’s over!
I’m done for!
Totally screwed!
Nightingale beside him was completely stunned!
You’re just a little silver!
Yet you managed to sound like a heavenly king!
Jiang DaDan! Put away your divine powers!
Protecting you is the most challenging mission I’ve ever been given!
[Resentment points from Nightingale +1000!]
Victoria gnashed her teeth. “Looks like today’s deal is off?”
Jiang Nan stood up!
Mouth twisted! Legs striding!
Face full of arrogance! He picked up a toothpick from the table and stuck it in his mouth!
“Fuck it! Can’t do the deal? Then screw the deal!”
Jiang Nan: ┬─┬ノ(‘ﾍ’ノ)
Jiang Nan: （╯’口’)╯︵┻━┻
He flipped the table right then and there!
The sudden move caught everyone off guard. All the food and dishes spilled straight onto Victoria and Andre!
[Resentment points from Andre…]
[Resentment points from Victoria…]
Both of them froze!
This… this was explosively cool, alright?
He nailed the aura perfectly!
Even cooler than the Rising Crow flipping a table by three points!
Absolute legend!
You had us thinking you were a heavenly king pretending to be weak just to mess with us!
Nightingale: !!!
Good heavens!
Can we please stop acting tough?
Be good!
I’m only diamond four!
I’m really not that tanky!
At this point there was no room left for negotiation. Without another word, Jiang Nan used every ounce of skill he had!
Spatial wormhole opened!
Precisely positioned right on Victoria’s chest, the most likely hiding spot for the spirit pearl!
He reached straight in for the treasure!
“Huh? How is it not there?”
Bottom-drawer salary draw failed?
How is that possible?
Where did she hide the spirit pearl?
Victoria’s face exploded with red. She let out a piercing scream!
“Ah!!! You… you’re dead!”
Diamond-level aura erupted, turning the living room furnishings into chaos!
Victoria’s pretty face was crimson with blood, filled with killing intent!
Jiang Nan glared back!
Oh yeah? Think I’m scared of you?
He grabbed his Tang blade, ready to trade ultimate moves!
But Nightingale instantly barrelled in and shoved him aside. “You’ve only got one life! Bro! Use it sparingly!”
