This is way too reckless!
Never mind Jiang Nan! Victoria’s high-pressure air cannon was already screaming towards them!
It could punch straight through tank armour. The power was terrifying!
Nightingale wasn’t scared at all. She gripped her blade with both hands!
Blade light flashed like lightning!
In an instant she unleashed 24 consecutive slashes in mid-air!
A single chilling glint arrived first, then the spear thrust…
Bollocks!
Then the blade swept round like a full autumn moon, pressing forward relentlessly!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
With a series of explosions!
The air cannon was mercilessly sliced apart!
Nightingale held her blade two-handed! Her ponytail whipped about, her figure ghostly as she shot across the battlefield!
The blade light still hadn’t faded!
At this moment Nightingale was simply cool beyond friends!
But the very next second Nightingale dropped to her knees, hands on the floor. “Bleeurgh~”
True “cool for no more than three seconds”!
Damn it! It stinks so bad!
Originally an air cannon posed no threat to Nightingale whatsoever!
But the whole room was currently filled with fairy fragrance!
And then Victoria had compressed all that room air into a cannon?
High-concentration, high-pressure second-hand fart?
So this girl just slashed a fart?
The moment Nightingale thought of that she vomited again! Tears streaming!
This fight!
There’s no way to keep fighting!
Right now Victoria’s face was flushed deep red, her whole body limp!
She couldn’t even stand. Watching Nightingale puke from her own stink, Victoria felt like dying!
Even she herself hadn’t expected her high-pressure air cannon to come with a smell attack!
But there was no time to think about that now!
How could Victoria not understand the principle of kicking someone while they’re down?
She had no idea how much longer she could hold out!
She had no clue what kind of vicious stuff Jiang Nan had actually put in the food!
Shameless bastard!
Aaaaaargh!
[Resentment points from Victoria · Sasha +1000!]
A fresh gust of wind suddenly lifted Victoria’s body high into the air!
Her long brown hair flew wildly, her beauty otherworldly, exactly like a goddess untouched by mortal dust!
Of course, if one hand wasn’t clamped desperately over her rear it would look far more goddess-like!
Battles between diamond ranks are utterly terrifying!
The living room was already a complete mess!
Meanwhile, Jiang DaDan was going head-to-head with Andre!
Blood Burn fully activated! He raised his blade and hacked away! Not scared in the slightest!
Andre gave a contemptuous laugh!
Even though right now I’m “fully loaded and ready to fire”! My spear is still like a dragon!
I’m still a solid platinum two!
You’re just a little silver ten. Space ability or not, what’s the deal?
Going toe-to-toe with me?
Tired of living?
Facing Jiang Nan’s frenzied overhead slashes, Andre’s arm skin morpled and turned into tough yellowish-brown stone!
He casually raised it to block!
Clang!
A crisp metallic clash rang out!
Sparks flew everywhere!
Andre’s body was sent flying like a cannonball by the enormous force!
He smashed a hole straight through the wall and tumbled into the bedroom!
Staring at his bleeding arm in total bewilderment!
What the hell kind of terrifying attack power is this?
One slash dealt a 9999 crit?
Are you kidding? You’re really silver rank?
Little did he know that Jiang Nan right now had Blood Burn active!
Under the boost of the Big Green Stick!
Physical attack +300%!
Savage as fuck!
Before Andre could even get up!
Jiang Nan teleported right in!
“Roar! I’ll chop you to death!”
His Tang blade sliced through the air!
Andre could only raise his arm to block again!
Clang!
The insane attack power hammered Andre straight into the floor. Spider-web cracks spread everywhere!
Andre panicked!
If I don’t fight back you really think I’m a soft persimmon to squeeze!
“Spirit skill: Earth Dragon… Oh~ Su Ka! Su Ka! Su Ka blyat!”
Halfway through releasing his spirit skill Andre’s face went white!
All five features twisted together. He gathered every ounce of willpower at his rear!
Desperately holding it in!
(･᷄*･᷅)
So close!
My back door nearly surrendered!
Any second now! It’s crowning!
If I didn’t use a spirit skill I could still hold it!
But the moment I use one! My concentration breaks!
I’m definitely going to shit!
What the hell do I do now?
[Resentment points from Andre +1000!]
“Li… little bro! Hear me out! Can you let me use the toilet first, then we…”
But right now Jiang Nan was like a berserker!
Insane output! One slash 9999!
Chopping madly at Andre! 72 slashes in 10 seconds! A trail of sparks and lightning!
He even notched the Tang blade so badly it turned into a saw!
Joking?
I’m right in the zone!
You want a toilet break now?
I’ll give you a huge snot bubble instead!
No break for you!
Andre was hacked until blood poured off him. He could only turn his skin to stone to resist Jiang Nan’s attacks!
“Stop! Stop! Time out!”
“Let me take a shit first!”
Andre descended into madness. Struggling to his feet, he hunched over and shuffled towards the bathroom!
Jiang Nan didn’t stop for a second!
“Aaaaaah! I’ll chop you dead! Chop you dead!”
[Resentment points from Andre…]
…
Right now Nightingale and Victoria were evenly matched!
Neither could break away. Both were going insane inside!
Jiang Nan was only silver ten. Even with space powers, against Andre he could only lose!
Nightingale parried Victoria with one slash, quickly glanced at Jiang Nan!
And completely froze!
She saw Jiang Nan wielding his blade, chasing Andre all over the room chopping!
Sparks flying everywhere!
Andre had been hacked into a bloody gourd!
Hey hey hey! This isn’t a joke, right?
Do you have to be this fierce?
Did you pay to win or turn on cheats?
And here I was worrying about you?
Right now!
Andre had only one goal in his heart!
To reach the toilet!
Under Jiang Nan’s storm of attacks, Andre finally reached the bathroom door!
Hope blazed in his eyes!
Finally! Can I let go?
At that exact moment! A snap of fingers came from behind!
“Void Black Hole!”
Powerful suction erupted. The bathroom in front of him suddenly collapsed inwards!
In one second it vanished completely!
Compressed into a black bead that clattered to the floor!
What appeared before Andre was a huge hole leading straight outside!
Andre: ▄█▀█●
You absolute bastard!
I finally made it to the bathroom!
And you made the whole bathroom disappear?
Give me back my hope! Give me back my dreams!
[Resentment points from Andre +1000!]
Jiang Nan was having the time of his life!
He stepped forward, twisted his hips, threw his shoulder! Iron fist smashed out with a roar:
“La Dou Gen!”
One punch hammered straight into Andre’s gut!
Andre: (Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)
Critical hit!
Internal pressure skyrocketed! The back door that Andre had guarded with every shred of willpower finally gave way!
In an instant it was like a dam bursting, completely unstoppable!
It truly was gongs and drums thundering! Firecrackers exploding!
Rat-a-tat-tat! Bang pa!
Ooh~ not bad~
Very freestyle~
Jiang Nan: !!!
The expression on his face turned to pure horror!
He immediately held his breath!
Even with the Heroic Courage Buff active!
Faced with a scene like this! Even he couldn’t bloody handle it!
Andre got fluctuation-punched into shitting himself?
This La Dou Gen was way too La Dou!
Made him relive a warm childhood memory in one go?
Uh…
On second thought! Jiang Nan felt a tiny bit proud!
Another awesome feat to brag about!
Last time with the magician it didn’t work!
But this time!
A little silver like me! Managed to beat the literal shit out of a platinum-rank powerhouse!
Actually beat it out of him!
Literal meaning!
Holy heck! Am I amazing or what?
[Resentment points from Andre +1000!]
[Resentment points from Andre +1000!]
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