A small hotpot meal! Everyone who ate was super happy!
Except for Jiang Nan. Halfway through, he suddenly refused to touch anything in the pot!
He just sat on the side eating cucumber with dipping sauce, looking totally guilty!
Yu Qingqing: “South God? Why did you stop eating? Doesn’t it suit your taste?”
Jiang Nan rubbed his stomach and forced a smile: “Well… I’m full!”
Xia Yao: “Who cares about him! He just demolished three plates of meat! Hehe, can’t eat any more, right?”
Yingying: “Then the rest is all ours!”
Jiang Nan covered his face, wondering how many bathrooms Yu Qingqing’s house actually had…
He was already prepared to teleport away at any moment!
But in the end, right up until everyone finished, nothing unusual happened at all!
Jiang Nan was stunned!
What was going on? No reaction?
Could it be that Auntie Yu didn’t use his special detox little soybeans? Were they just ordinary soybeans from home?
Or had the effect been diluted by the soup?
Everyone’s stomachs were stuffed full!
Victoria: …
After clearing the table, they saw it was only eight o’clock in the evening. Still early!
Yu Qingqing immediately dived under the bed and pulled out a deck of cards!
“Shall we play cards? The loser gets flicked on the forehead!”
Xia Yao was the first to raise her hand, her face full of determination: “I want revenge!”
Zhong Yingxue bared her little tiger teeth: “Revenge! Revenge!”
Yu Qingqing and Yingying were both confused!
Such huge grudges?
Even the usually calm Xuexue was burning with fighting spirit?
Little did they know, back on Thousand Lakes Island in the spirit ruins, those two had played Dou Dizhu (Fight the Landlord) against Jiang Nan and never won a single round!
They had been drawn all over with little turtles! Even now they gnashed their teeth just thinking about it!
Tonight was the night of revenge! Right now!
Jiang Nan twisted his neck and gave an evil, charming smile: “Looks like tonight I’m getting four more unicorns!”
“Hmph! So arrogant!”
“Come on then!”
“My forehead flick can kill, you know!”
“Have you ever seen the mighty Diamond Finger?”
Fifteen minutes later!
The four girls sat at the table, all clutching their heads with teary eyes!
Their smooth foreheads had been flicked bright red!
Jiang Nan leisurely shuffled the cards, doing it even more slickly than Chow Yun-fat!
For someone with space powers, cheating was honestly too easy, right?
“No more, let’s sleep! My fingers hurt from all the flicking!”
[From Yingying…]
[From Yu Qingqing…]
Xia Yao: “No way! Today I must flick you! Otherwise I’m not sleeping!”
Zhong Yingxue gritted her teeth: “Keep going!”
Jiang Nan grinned and placed the deck in the middle!
Xia Yao and Yingying exchanged a glance and nodded to each other!
Zhong Yingxue winked at Mira!
Mira’s little face turned serious, accepting the mission in this critical moment!
She scooted right up next to Jiang Nan to be the little spy!
Not sure if it was an illusion, but Yingying’s figure seemed to blur for a second!
Then they started drawing cards!
Jiang Nan looked at his hand and his face went black!
Absolute rubbish!
Stupid Yingying! Just you wait till I catch you!
Meanwhile, Zhong Yingxue and the others were beaming with excitement!
Even their toes knew they must have drawn amazing cards!
Everyone was full of energy!
Yingying stared at her cards, eyes shining! If I don’t win this one, I’ll smash my head into tofu!
Jiang Nan, just wait! I’ll flick you till you cry later!
“My turn first! My turn!”
“Pair of aces!”
Then she looked at Jiang Nan smugly!
Hehe! Blocking you straight away! Let’s see what you do!
Jiang Nan: “Can’t play!”
“Um… the literal meaning!”
Yingying’s smile froze instantly!
Xia Yao: “Pfft~ ngh!”
Aaaah! Must not laugh!
Yingying has her pride!
Zhong Yingxue bit her lower lip hard, head down, trying so hard not to laugh she crumpled the cards!
Yu Qingqing: ????
[Resentment from Yingying +1000!]
[From Yingying…]
In an instant her ears turned bright red!
Jiang Nan can’t play, I should be happy, right!
But why do I feel like even if I win this hand, I’ve lost at life?
Are we never getting past this joke?
Damn “can’t play”!
Aaaaaah! Jiang Nan! Today I’m definitely flicking your forehead till it explodes!
In a flash, cold light glinted! An icy short blade was suddenly pressed against Jiang Nan’s neck!
Yingying ground her teeth!
“You play it!”
Jiang Nan jumped, swallowed hard, put on a scared expression, and glanced at his cards!
“No… I want to! But my hand won’t allow it!”
I don’t have anything bigger than a pair of aces!
Yingying glared: “I don’t care! Or I’ll chop you!”
Jiang Nan weakly: “Then… pair of sixes!”
Yingying huffed and glared at him: “Fine, you played it!”
Jiang Nan let out a long breath!
This… playing cards can be life-threatening?
It was Zhong Yingxue’s turn!
But by now everyone’s faces looked wrong, stomachs growling non-stop!
Suddenly the room filled with fragrance, blooming like a garden!
Zhong Yingxue’s face went red enough to bleed!
“P-pair of eights!”
For a moment everyone exchanged looks, tacitly saying nothing!
Jiang Nan: !!!
It’s Xuexue! Definitely Xuexue, right?
Your face is so red, you’ve totally given yourself away!
You’re just too cute!
Xia Yao was going crazy!
Why does my stomach hurt now of all times!
No way! I absolutely can’t leave the table now!
We’re about to beat Xiao Nan! The second I stand up he’ll swap my cards!
But… but I really can’t hold it much longer!
In a flash of inspiration, she yanked out two cards and slammed them on the table!
“Bang!”
“Pair of tens!”
Then her whole body relaxed!
TG: True
Jiang Nan could barely hold in his laughter!
Big Bad Wolf is such a clever little thing!
So many sneaky ideas, full marks for that move!
But then Yu Qingqing couldn’t hold on either. Seeing Xia Yao’s trick, her eyes lit up!
She used all her strength and slammed her cards down!
“Bang!”
“Pair of jacks!”
Only then did she let out a long breath of relief!
Jiang Nan pinched his thigh meat like mad!
No way! If I laugh I’ll definitely be beaten to death!
But little fish, you weren’t careful enough, the curtains behind you just moved!
By now the room’s fragrance was extremely thick!
Mira had long since given up and dashed out of the room like the wind!
The others clung on desperately! They had to beat Jiang Nan first!
A game of life and death!
Yingying bit her lower lip hard, painfully pulled out two cards!
“Pair of twos!”
Jiang Nan’s eyes lit up!
Oh ho ho!
Yingying really is a proper little fairy, huh?
Thumbs up for you!
Yingying took a deep breath. Seeing Jiang Nan still hadn’t played, she got anxious!
If you drag this out any longer, I won’t make it!
“Your turn!”
Jiang Nan blanked for a second! There are turns for this?
Then he said shyly: “Me? I… I can’t get it out…”
As soon as the words left his mouth, Zhong Yingxue and everyone else froze solid!
They all lowered their heads, faces completely red!
This… we can’t face anyone now!
Damn “can’t get it out”!
We meant it’s your turn to play cards! Play cards!
Not… not that you can’t fart?
What kind of magical brain circuit do you have!
Shy? You’re shy?!
[From Yingying…]
[From Xia Yao…]
In an instant the resentment list exploded!
Enough for a ten-pull gacha!
Jiang Nan panicked! Would they beat him to death tonight while he slept?
“I’m going to the bathroom!”
“M-me too!”
“And me…”
Everyone jumped up and headed straight for the door!
Just at that disastrous moment, the bedroom door suddenly opened!
Auntie Yu came in carrying several cups of happy fat-house cola!
She immediately sensed a hazy mist in the room!
“Are you thirsty? Want some drin…”
The next second! Her eyes closed and she fell straight backwards！
Jiang Nan reacted fast and caught her!
Yu Qingqing: ∑(°口°๑)
“Mum! What happened? Mum!”
Jiang Nan’s face darkened!
She had clearly been knocked out by the smell!
Everyone present! All guilty!
Just like in an avalanche! Not a single snowflake is innocent!
Hm?
Seems I just came up with another weird metaphor!
(PS: Fourth update! These past few days Qing Feng has truly been pushing the liver to the limit! Typing until past 4 a.m. every day, hair falling out like crazy! Almost glowing now!
Friends who still have energy, please support Qing Feng more with gifts, let’s rush the rankings! Hold top ten, aim higher! Kneeling thanks!
Together we can do it! Ura!)
Thanks again everyone for the gift support! Mwah!
