Auntie Yu got knocked out by the stench. Jiang Nan frantically pinched her philtrum to wake her up!
Her consciousness gradually returned. In a daze she murmured, “Grandma! Is that you? Grandma! Why are you waving at me?”
Jiang Nan: !!!
“Auntie! Wake up! Don’t go towards the light! You still have little fish to look after!”
But at that moment Zhong Yingxue and the others had no time to worry about Auntie Yu!
They charged towards the bathrooms like zombies, desperate to get there!
Luckily Yu Qingqing’s house was a huge villa! There were five bathrooms in total!
Mira had already claimed one, Yingying reached her target first!
Zhong Yingxue, Xia Yao, and Yu Qingqing also dashed into bathrooms just before disaster struck!
Finally, Auntie Yu was revived by Jiang Nan!
She was so touched she grabbed his hand: “Good boy! Such a good boy…”
But before Jiang Nan could speak, his stomach let out a loud “gurgle gurgle”!
Then “Boom!”
Auntie Yu hadn’t even finished her sentence when her eyes rolled back and she fainted again!
[Resentment from Auntie Yu…]
Jiang Nan covered his face!
“Auntie! You go chat with your grandma for a bit! Let me come back and save you later!”
With that, he teleported away and vanished!
Outside the bathrooms, Jiang Nan was losing his mind!
“Open the door! Open up!”
Yu Qingqing: “N-no way!”
“Open the door!”
“Eeya~”
“Open the door!”
“Go away! Shoo!”
“Open the door!”
“Pah! In your dreams!”
Jiang Nan’s face went white. All full?
He had been careless! They were all so quick?
A fraction of a second too late, and it would be a total catastrophe!
How could this be allowed?
Jiang Nan teleported straight out of the villa!
But this was a villa district. The nearest public toilet was more than ten minutes away by car!
By the time he teleported there, he might as well change his trousers!
Desperate Jiang Nan didn’t care anymore. His eyes landed on the standalone villa next door!
Little fish’s neighbours!
A family of three were curled up on the sofa watching TV!
Daughter: “Hmm? What festival is it today?”
Dad: “None, I think!”
“Then why do I hear firecrackers?”
Mum: “It’s the God of Wealth’s birthday today! People set off firecrackers to welcome him!”
“Ohhh! That explains it! I’m going to the loo!”
The little girl walked to the bathroom while scrolling on her phone!
The moment she opened the door!
Jiang Nan: !!!
He instantly pulled out a huge gold brick, opened a space wormhole!
“BOOM!”
The girl dropped to the floor…
Half an hour later! The little girl slowly woke up!
Her head was killing her! Then she saw a massive gold brick sitting on the toilet lid!
Her expression turned to pure terror!
She grabbed the gold brick and sprinted to the living room!
“Mummy! Mummy! The God of Wealth visited our house! He even left us a big gold brick!”
Dad and Mum were completely baffled! They took the brick, felt its heavy weight. Real gold!
“What on earth? Where did you find this?”
“On the toilet lid!”
Mum and Dad: ????
Jiang Nan: (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
This was probably the most expensive toilet visit of his entire life!
Little girl, big brother is sorry!
Just keep that gold brick as a memento!
By the time he finished, it was already ten o’clock!
Nobody was in the mood for cards anymore. Everyone was utterly drained, right?
They all went back to their rooms early to sleep!
The people coming to pick up Victoria would arrive tomorrow morning!
Just thinking about another 20 million US dollars hitting his account tomorrow!
Jiang Nan was over the moon!
Life was simply too wonderful!
So they all cuddled up together and drifted off into sweet dreams!
But right now!
In Yu Qingqing’s room, none of the girls were actually asleep. They had all gathered here!
Xia Yao shone a torch under her chin, face deadly serious!
“The scheming frog always touches your tummy!”
Zhong Yingxue gnashed her teeth: “It was definitely Xiao Nan’s soybeans!”
Yingying: “Exactly!”
“Eeya~ eeya~”
Yu Qingqing: “Let’s go get revenge!”
“Yes! Gang up on him!”
“Beat him till he cries! Till his head is covered in lumps!”
“But he can teleport! He’ll definitely run!”
Yingying produced a pair of spirit-binding handcuffs from behind her back and grinned wickedly!
“Tonight he’s going to learn what real society is like!”
Everyone’s eyes lit up!
Deep in the night, the girls lined up and silently crept to Jiang Nan’s bedroom door!
Yingying activated her spirit skill and opened the door at light speed!
On the bed, someone was covered by the quilt, sleeping soundly!
Without a second thought, they flipped up a corner of the quilt!
Grabbed the ankle, slapped the spirit-binding handcuffs on. One end on the ankle, the other on the bed rail!
“Beat him!”
Instantly the girls’ faces filled with murderous intent. They charged into the room!
Yu Qingqing held the quilt down tightly!
Zhong Yingxue, Xia Yao, and Yingying unleashed a frenzy through the quilt!
“Aaaaaah! Kill you!”
“For flicking our foreheads!”
“For having a pair of aces and saying you couldn’t play!”
“For saying you couldn’t get it out!”
“Eeya eeya!”
Even Mira joined in the fun!
The person under the quilt thrashed wildly, making muffled “mmph~ mmph mmph!” sounds!
Full of sorrow! Full of despair!
They beat him solidly for three minutes before they felt satisfied!
The person on the bed had stopped moving!
“D-did… did we actually beat South God to death?”
“I… I didn’t even hit that hard!”
“No way! Xuexue couldn’t kill him with a car!”
“Wow! So cool! You’ve run him over before?”
“Quick, let’s go! Don’t stay at the crime scene!”
The girls sneaked out again and closed the door!
They didn’t notice! At that moment a sack propped up in the corner was trembling!
Absolutely terrified!
The mouth of the sack opened by itself!
Jiang Nan crawled out, face pale as a sheet!
He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead!
Too cruel! Too terrifying!
Thank goodness he was clever as hell!
Nice! (͡°ᴗ͡°)✧
He knew they were plotting against him!
Sleeping half the night in a sack!
As for who was lying on the bed?
Jiang Nan walked over and pulled back the quilt!
A bruised and swollen Victoria lay there!
Tears streaming down her face! (;´༎ຶ﹏༎ຶ`)
Lord God, please come take me away right now!
This man is the devil!
I’m a proud diamond-rank powerhouse!
Heavenly goddess of flight!
How did I end up as a helpless tool?
If I stay with Jiang Nan any longer, I won’t live to see tomorrow’s sun!
[Resentment from Victoria Sasha +1000!]
Earlier when it was time to sleep, Jiang Nan said she could have the bed!
She had even been touched, thinking he’d finally grown a conscience!
But reality proved this man truly had no conscience at all!
Getting beaten in the middle of the night while trying to sleep!
My life is too hard!
Jiang Nan seemed a little guilty. He pulled out steamed buns and pickled mustard from his alternate dimension!
He removed the cloth gagging her!
“Hungry, right? Here! I’ll feed you! Have some food!”
Victoria sobbed as she ate one bite of bun, one bite of pickle!
This might be the best meal she had ever tasted!
At least this man wasn’t completely heartless!
He still knew to feed her!
Three buns and a whole pack of pickles later, Victoria felt much better!
Jiang Nan: “Finished? Good, get up now! Go sleep in the sack!”
“Behave! Clear the bed! I need to sleep!”
Victoria: !!!
I take a beating for you and only get half a night on the bed?
I take back everything I just said!
This man! He is the devil incarnate!
[From Victoria…]
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