Jiang Nan was panicking. If he ran out of beer bottles, he was done for!
And you, the dean, you are just going to sit there and do nothing?
This is straight-up revenge!
Definitely deliberate revenge!
In a flash, he teleported right behind Xiao Chuohuo, pushed the wheelchair, and vanished again!
Guan Hu: ∑(っ°Д°;)っ
“Hey! Put the dean down! Put him down!”
When the two reappeared, they were directly in front of Zhao Dezhu!
At this point, Zhao Dezhu was so furious that white steam was practically shooting from his nose!
“Crack my head open? I’ll smash you to bits!”
He swung a fist straight at Jiang Nan!
Jiang Nan immediately shoved Xiao Chuohuo forward!
[Resentment from Xiao Chuohuo +1000!]
So you’re using me as a human shield?
You’re really taking advantage of my bad legs!
“Holy crap! Old Zhao! Old Zhao, calm down!”
Zhao Dezhu roared, “Get out of my way! This has nothing to do with you!”
He tried to go around, but Jiang Nan just wheeled Xiao Chuohuo in circles, keeping him in the way…
In ancient times there was the King of Qin running circles round a pillar!
Today we have Jiang Nan circling to survive!
Xiao Chuohuo: So I’m the pillar?
[Resentment from Xiao Chuohuo +1000!]
If this kid keeps messing about, these old bones of mine won’t survive!
“Old Zhao! Calm down! Jiang Nan is only 228 months and 17 days old!”
“He’s an innocent child!”
Jiang Nan kept nodding, pulled out a dummy and stuffed it in his mouth!
“Yes, yes! I’m still just a child!”
Zhao Dezhu: ???
“Besides! You told him to go all out! Jiang Nan was only doing what you said! How is he in the wrong?”
Jiang repeater: “Yes, yes! How am I wrong?”
Zhao Dezhu’s face darkened, swollen and bruised, grinding his teeth as he glared at Jiang Nan!
“And as elders, how can we hold grudges against a child? Look how scared you’ve made the poor boy!”
Jiang repeater: “Yes, yes! You’ve scared the baby to death!”
[Resentment from Zhao Dezhu +1000!]
You two are having a great time singing this duet, aren’t you!
I seem to remember you laughing pretty hard while cracking my head open earlier?
But seeing the wrecked training ground and countless eyes staring at him, Zhao Dezhu’s face stayed black.
“Shorts! Get me a pair!”
Jiang Nan gave a cheeky grin, knowing he had escaped disaster!
He hurriedly pulled out a pair of Hulk-brand shorts and offered them with both hands!
“Hard work, Uncle Zhao! That was purely self-defence!”
“No question! From now on you’re my uncle, my real uncle!”
“Here! This is for healing! If you like Dali, I’ll get you a couple of barrels later to brew tea with!”
He stuffed a vitality ginseng into Zhao Dezhu’s hand!
Zhao Dezhu cracked a smile. The words sounded odd, but this young man’s attitude was spot on!
“That’s more like it!”
Only then did Xiao Chuohuo breathe a sigh of relief!
To live to my age, I’ve really got to hand it to this kid!
Once he put on the Hulk shorts, Zhao Dezhu regained his confidence!
“Continue!”
At this moment, all the new and old students looked at Zhao Dezhu’s bruised and swollen head and couldn’t help shivering!
“South God is still South God! He’s not human!”
“Beat Old Zhao into this state? Hiss~”
“This has never happened in any previous assessment!”
“This guy really just graduated high school?”
The senior girls were screaming with excitement!
Right now Lin Chen was grinding his steel teeth to dust. Just you wait until you’re in the toy room!
Guan Hu: “Erm… Jiang Nan, how many points?”
Zhao Dezhu’s face darkened. “What do you think?”
Guan Hu silently wrote a 10 on the score sheet!
Zhao Dezhu wiped the blood off his face. He really couldn’t keep face, then remembered the ginseng Jiang Nan gave him!
For healing?
He stuffed it straight into his mouth and chewed!
In an instant, his blood surged, and his wounds healed at a visible speed!
Zhao Dezhu froze. Holy crap! Is this ginseng that miraculous?
This kid knows what’s what!
He couldn’t help shooting Jiang Nan an appreciative elder’s look!
(͡ʘ͜ʖ͡ʘ)✧
Jiang Nan swallowed hard, looking guilty as sin!
He immediately started massaging Xiao Chuohuo’s shoulders. “Dean! You’ve truly devoted your life to nurturing the flowers of our motherland!”
“Such cold weather, yet you still insist on personally supervising the battle. Your spirit moves us all!”
Xiao Chuohuo looked suspicious. Something’s off!
Why has this brat suddenly become so attentive?
His mouth is sweeter than honey?
Still he said, “In my eyes, you are all my children!”
Jiang Nan: “So if someone tries to hit your child later, what will you do?”
Xiao Chuohuo rolled his eyes. “Scared Old Zhao will beat you? Relax! Old Zhao won’t!”
“But what if he really insists on hitting me?”
“I’ll block him for you!”
“Mmm… then I feel reassured!”
Then Jiang Nan stopped massaging!
[Resentment from Xiao Chuohuo +666!]
Could your motive be any more obvious?
Guan Hu: “Hua Ling!”
Hua Ling walked nervously up to Zhao Dezhu, her pretty face tense!
“It’s alright, girl! Don’t be scared! Just give it everything you’ve got!”
Hua Ling nodded!
The next moment, spiritual energy surged!
With a rip, she instantly grew huge!
She transformed into a 25-metre-tall giantess! Her whole body enlarged!
Wearing a Chibi Maruko bikini! Skin like snow, explosive figure!
In that instant, every male in the audience lit up and let out a collective “Waaao~”!
໒(˵✪ₒ✪˵)७
Jiang Nan looked full of appreciation. “Yingying really should see this! Look at her!”
Hua Ling’s face flushed slightly, a little embarrassed!
The sudden change also made Zhao Dezhu’s eyes widen in shock!
Giantification abilities were extremely rare!
But the next moment! The blood inside him surged so violently! It went straight to his head!
Zhao Dezhu: !!!
His powerful physique barely withstood the first wave!
But his face turned bright red!
“Why is Old Zhao’s face so red? He can’t seriously have ideas about the girl, right?”
“Rubbish! Stop those filthy thoughts! The old man is 88! What ideas could he have?”
“You don’t understand! A man is a man until he dies!”
“Requesting Old Zhao’s current POV! Hehe~”
Hua Ling saw Zhao Dezhu’s red face and thought his old injuries from Jiang Nan had flared up. She bent down, full of worry!
“Sir? Are you alright? Should I wait a bit and…”
Zhao Dezhu’s eyes bulged. “I’m not… whoosh~”
Two streams of nosebleed that had been held back to the limit shot out from his nostrils!
The enormous pressure lifted Zhao Dezhu’s body off the ground! He flipped backwards twice in mid-air and landed flat on his back!
Two jets of blood spurted over three metres high!
In an instant! The whole arena erupted!
“Pfft! And you said you had no ideas? You held that in pretty hard!”
“Er, there’s still one lying on a stretcher over there, same model!”
“Tsk tsk tsk~ At that age and still so full of thoughts!”
Xiao Chuohuo panicked. “Old Zhao! You… this is unseemly!”
Guan Hu: “Quick! Change back! The old man can’t take this! Any more blood loss and…”
Hua Ling’s pretty face was mortified, red as blood!
N… no way? Could Old Zhao really have feelings for me?
At that moment, an old lady with white hair wearing a floral padded jacket charged into the arena at terrifying speed!
Tears in her eyes, arms metallised, she punched Zhao Dezhu straight in the stomach!
Zhao Dezhu: (;Ő3Ő)～Pwaaah!
He immediately spat out a mouthful of old blood!
The whole training ground shook!
She cried, “You bastard! Heartless man!”
“Didn’t you tell me you don’t like young girls! That you only love me?”
“Does yesterday’s vow under the sea and mountain mean nothing now?”
“Liar! You big liar! Woo woo~”
Auntie Li hammered while crying!
The training ground was now experiencing a prolonged earthquake!
Zhao Dezhu vomited blood like mad. “Yanhong! Listen to me! Yanhong! It wasn’t…”
Auntie Li: “Bah! I’m not listening! I’m not listening! I’ll beat you to death, you heartless man! Fancying someone! Nosebleed! Shameless! Woo woo~”
[Resentment from Zhao Dezhu +1000!]
[From Zhao Dezhu…]
I… I’m bloody innocent!
It was that damned ginseng!
You are my true love!
You little brat! You really have screwed your dear uncle over this time!
Right now Auntie Li was carrying the whole show!
Jiang Nan squatted guiltily behind the wheelchair!
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Can’t see me! Can’t see me!
You ate it yourself, nothing to do with me!
Hua Ling tilted her head, face red. “S… so does this count as me passing?”
The strongest “lethal” ability in the arena belongs to Hua Ling!
And only Hua Ling!
