Xia Yao twisted anxiously and whimpered, “Mmm… woo woo mmm!”
(No, no! I don’t want this!)
Rabbit Baby: (ﾉ)•ㅅ(ヾ)
So embarrassing!
You’ve seen the kissing, but there’s even better stuff coming, right?
Qi Yu was sour with jealousy. “Come at me! Come at me instead!”
*Smack! Smack!*
“Ow! It hurts! Ow!”
At this moment, Liuli’s big eyes sparkled as she stared at Jiang Nan. She said excitedly, “Are you serious? Slurp~”
“Then I’ll forgive you!”
Jiang Nan wanted to cry but had no tears.
Could I possibly say no?
If I refuse, you’ll do it while it’s hot, right?
If you succeed, I’m finished!
Liuli dragged Jiang Nan to a quiet, deserted spot.
Long strands of hair gathered around them, enveloping the pair and forming a sealed little space.
Liuli’s face was full of excitement. “Let’s start now!”
Jiang Nan was stunned. So wild?
So casual?
As she spoke, strands of hair moved like nimble tentacles, pressing and rubbing all over his body.
Jiang Nan’s whole body stiffened.
Holy crap!
Why does your ability have such weird properties?
A full 360-degree attack with no blind spots?
Who could withstand this?
Jiang Nan’s big eyes rolled frantically.
His little brain was working at full power.
He absolutely could not let this crazy yandere succeed!
Liuli’s pretty face was flushed red, her eyes almost turning into heart shapes.
She bit her lip and pressed her whole body against him.
“Little junior! Big sister…”
Jiang Nan’s features suddenly scrunched up, his eyes rolling back.
“Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) Bleugh~”
Liuli: …
[Liuli’s resentment +1000!]
Am I that ugly?
The moment I get close, you puke?
Do you have to despise me this much?
She immediately pulled out a knife and held it against Jiang Nan’s neck.
“I’ll just do it while it’s hot!”
Jiang Nan: !!!
“No, no, no! How could I ever despise a girl as gentle, as beautiful, and with such a great personality as you?”
“It’s just that the smell on you is… really a bit strong, it ruins the experience!”
“This is such an important moment in life, how can we be so sloppy? Why don’t you take a bath first?”
Liuli rolled her eyes and snapped, “Whose fault is that? Where am I supposed to bathe in the Spirit Ruins?”
“What a hassle! I’ll just do it while it’s hot!”
Jiang Nan exploded.
Why do you keep wanting to chop me up!
Just how deep is your obsession with “doing it while it’s hot”?
Is this a yandere hobby or something?
“I have one! I have a different dimension! Bathtub, water, shower gel, shampoo, everything! Even a little rubber duck!”
“Just… just let me use my ability, then…”
Liuli narrowed her eyes and smiled. “You want to run? You think I’ll fall for that?”
Jiang Nan looked utterly defeated. “I… I really only want to give you the best experience!”
“Isn’t trust the most basic thing in love?”
“Fine… whatever you want!”
Seeing Jiang Nan looking heartbroken, Liuli felt a pang of sympathy.
He doesn’t seem to be lying~
She bit her lower lip. “Be ready then. Don’t even think about escaping, your people are still in my hands!”
She released his bindings but left one strand of hair wrapped around his waist.
Jiang Nan grinned. “Thank you for trusting me!”
He opened his alternate dimension, pulled out a bathtub, and frantically poured in Super Strength 2.0!
Hehehehe!
Run? Not happening!
Backing down is impossible!
Today, Bold Jiang is going to take you down!
The bathtub was filled to the brim with Super Strength 2.0, sprinkled with flower petals and a little yellow duck.
He even prepared clean clothes!
Liuli was deeply touched.
So thoughtful!
So she sealed Jiang Nan’s spiritual power again and tied him up solidly nearby.
Her pretty face slightly red, she glanced at Jiang Nan, took a deep breath.
What’s there to be shy about?
We’re going to get to know each other fully soon anyway!
With that, she stepped into the bathtub right in front of him.
Splash~
She might be a crazy yandere, but her figure really was flawless!
Jiang Nan swallowed hard and silently recited the Student Code in his head.
Meanwhile, Liuli looked shocked. “What… what is this water? I feel my physique getting stronger! Oh my god!”
Jiang Nan grinned. “Consider it a gift from me!”
Liuli’s pretty face flushed.
As expected! I didn’t choose the wrong person!
She suddenly remembered her mother’s advice.
Mum said, “When looking for a partner, pick the very best one. That way the babies you make will be excellent too!”
“If he doesn’t agree, force him! That’s how I got your dad!”
Yep… classic old yandere!
At this point Jiang Nan was going insane.
Hurry up and wash! Why aren’t you washing your face? Your hair?
Washing just your body does nothing!
If you soak any longer, you’ll turn into a yandere diamond barbie!
Then the plan fails!
Later when we make babies, won’t you kill me?
Thinking of this, Jiang Nan shivered violently.
He took a deep breath, then said coyly, “Baby Liuli, can I help you wash? I… I…”
Liuli froze for a second, then her cheeks turned red. “Then… come over!”
She undid the bindings on Jiang Nan again.
Jiang Nan rubbed his little hands together, face full of excitement, and rushed behind the bathtub.
His hands gently rested on Liuli’s shoulders.
Liuli’s body trembled slightly, her eyelashes fluttering. She reached out and held his hands.
She said shyly, “Do you want to join me?”
Jiang Nan: “Yes, yes, yes!
(☄ฺ◣ω◢)☄ฺ
Big brother is going to let you feel the true taste of love today!”
He suddenly grabbed her shoulders and pushed her down hard!
With a huge splash!
Liuli had no time to react. Her whole head was shoved underwater, bubbles rising furiously.
*Glug glug glug~*
[Liuli’s resentment +1000!]
[From Liuli…]
“Ah-pfft~ Jiang—glug glug—cough cough~”
In the blink of an eye! The long-haired witch had become a bald cutie!
Countless strands of hair fell out, drooping lifelessly on the ground.
Boom!
A surge of spiritual pressure blasted out, sending Jiang Nan flying.
Liuli shot to her feet, face burning with shame and fury!
She was about to wrap Jiang Nan up with her hair, but suddenly froze.
A cool breeze brushed the top of her head.
I… I have no hair?
This bathwater…
She looked down at her reflection in the water and was completely dumbfounded!
Not only was her hair gone, her eyebrows… everything was gone!
She had turned into a little bald egg!
[Liuli’s resentment +1000!]
“You think this will let you escape my grasp? You underestimate me!”
“Spirit skill: Growth of All Things!”
“Huh? Why won’t anything grow?”
At this moment, Liuli completely panicked. Growth of All Things should make hair grow! How could it not work?
Jiang Nan snickered. Super Strength baldifies your head, you think you can just grow it back whenever you want?
Even if you used Bawang shampoo, you couldn’t grow it back!
You’ll have to wait for it to grow slowly!
Feeling the heartache now?
This is love!
Liuli was so anxious she almost cried. “All things…”
Thunk!
With a dull thud, a huge bump appeared on her bald little head!
[Liuli’s resentment +1000!]
She fainted on the spot!
Jiang Nan put away his big gold brick and clapped his hands.
“No making babies with you! Pfft!”
His gaze then fell on the clothes nearby.
At that moment, Xia Yao and the others suddenly realised their restraints had vanished, all the hair had lost its power!
They were still confused when…
Jiang Liuli walked out carrying a huge sack over her shoulder!
Xia Yao’s eyes instantly turned red, tears welling up!
She extended her wolf claws, her pretty face filled with ferocity.
“What did you do to Xiao Nan? You evil woman! I’ll kill you!”
Silver Shadow Light Feathers fully activated, steel claws gleaming, she lunged straight at Jiang Liuli!
Jiang Liuli: !!!
“White!”
Xia Yao’s steel claws stopped just in front of Jiang Liuli’s heart. Her expression froze, then her pretty face turned bright red!
The Liuli in front of her was Xiao Nan in disguise?
Only Xiao Nan knew what colour underwear she was wearing today!
Feeling wronged, she threw herself into Jiang Liuli’s arms.
“You… you had another immature idea, didn’t you?”
Jiang Nan grinned. “This time it was very mature!”
Qi Yu, Rabbit Baby and the others were stunned!
Xia… Xia Yao defected?
