The two guys returned to the camp, puzzled but curious.
Rhythmic crisp sounds were coming from the little yellow tent!
Vague shadows could be seen flipping up and down inside!
The brothers exchanged a glance, swallowed hard, and their eyes lit up.
This… this wild?
Soon, Jiang Liuli poked her little head out again.
Hair messy, pretty face flushed red!
Seeing the two brothers outside, her eyes sparkled. She licked her lips. “Two little handsome guys? Together? I’ll send you both straight to heaven~”
The two were stunned.
“T-Together?”
“That’s not right, is it?”
Jiang Liuli blinked her big eyes. “Come on~”
How could they resist?
Who could say no to this!
They sprinted over, hands pressed together, and dove head-first into the tent!
*Thud!*
One was instantly knocked out cold!
The other’s smile froze the moment he landed inside!
His expression turned to pure horror!
He saw two guys with heads swollen a full size stacked like pancakes in the corner!
“You…”
*Thud!*
A space wormhole opened! Deadly Big Green Stick delivered!
Jiang Nan clapped his little hands, looked at the two old cats on the ground, and smirked proudly. “Heh~ Men!”
*Bang bang smack! Smack smack! Bang smack!*
Inside the prison!
The clueless new students stared at the yellow tent and kept swallowing.
“Tch tch tch! Four already went in! Too fierce!”
“Sigh~ Only exhausted oxen, never ploughed-up fields!”
“Please let me plough the field!”
Ning Youyou’s face was red. “Pah! Shameless! Doing that kind of thing right in the camp!”
Xia Yao could barely hold in her laughter. The shameless one is Xiao Nan!
Seeing no guards around, Xia Yao quietly spat out a key and unlocked her spirit-binding handcuffs!
Everyone jumped in shock!
What’s going on? How does she have a key?
Xia Yao: “Shh~ Everyone stay calm!”
“Just one question. Do you want to escape?”
Everyone nodded frantically, eyes burning with excitement!
Xia Yao: “Then follow orders. I’ll unlock everyone’s handcuffs in a bit! Recover fast, but don’t move yet. It’s not time!”
Everyone nodded!
“But how do we escape?”
“Those seniors are too strong! We’re not trash, but we’re not enough for them to beat…”
“Yeah, eight people guarding the camp! We…”
Xia Yao grinned. “Escape? We’re not escaping! Xiao Nan’s plan is to take over Camp 2 directly, wipe out all of Group 2’s old cats, and seize control!”
Everyone was stunned!
For real? Isn’t that too insane!
You don’t even dream of something this crazy! It’s always been cats hunting mice!
Are you related to Jerry Mouse?
“Twenty old cats? How do we take them all down? Even if Jiang Nan has space powers, it’s impossible!”
Xia Yao: “Heh heh, if you can’t win with strength, use your brain!”
“Are you in or not? If not, just don’t get in our way!”
“In! Why the hell not! We’re getting sent back to the lighthouse anyway!”
“Rebel time!”
“If we actually pull this off, that would be legendary, haha!”
“Shh~ Keep it down! Low profile, low profile!”
Xia Yao grinned, unlocked Qi Yu first. Strength type, perfect for ripping off everyone’s handcuffs!
They were busy when…
Lin Chen strolled back. Everyone in the prison instantly played dead!
Lin Chen glanced at the tent, face sour. “Still not done?”
He was about to go for another walk when the tent opened!
Jiang Liuli poked her head out again, gaze landing on Lin Chen!
Blushing, she said, “Want to come?”
Lin Chen: !!!
Want to? Of course I want to! I’m going insane wanting to!
He nodded like crazy, face bursting with excitement!
Jiang Liuli giggled, retreated into the tent, and crooked a little finger!
Lin Chen’s heart rate shot to 240!
Who could resist this? He sprinted a hundred metres, hands together, spiralled into the sky, and dove in!
The motion was smooth as water, one perfect flow!
He opened his mouth to speak, but Jiang Liuli swung the Deadly Big Green Stick straight at his crown!
That familiar move! That familiar green stick! Plus the four pig heads piled in the corner…
Lin Chen’s face filled with terror!
“You… you’re…”
Jiang Liuli glared. “I’m your dad!”
*Thud!*
“No rush, unfilial son! Daddy’s going to feed you your favourite big slaps!”
…
Three minutes later!
Jiang Linlin walked out of the tent with a radiant springtime smile!
He went to the tent of the guy resting in the camp!
“Hey! Bro! Wake up!”
“Mmm~ Brother Chen? What’s up?”
Jiang Linlin pulled out a bottle of Deadly Big Green Stick. “Look! What’s this?”
“Whoa? Beer? Nice one, Brother Chen! You even smuggled this in? Just one bottle? Not enough for us!”
Jiang Linlin grinned. “Plenty for you to drink your fill!”
*Thud!*
Using Lin Chen’s appearance, he took down the two still on patrol outside. Now all eight guards in Camp 2 were down!
Jiang Linlin dragged eight pig-headed, bruised, and swollen old cats to the prison gate!
Lin Chen got it the worst. Clothes stripped off, only boxers left!
He opened the prison door and tossed them inside!
Everyone shivered hard!
This is too brutal!
So the Witch was Jiang Nan in disguise? And now this Lin Chen too?
This… this…
In an instant, the guy who wanted to “plough the field” lost all interest!
This operation is insanely slick!
A perfect bait-and-switch, knocked out all the guards in Camp 2 without even a real fight!
Now they understood why everyone called him Nan God!
Any normal person couldn’t pull off something this evil!
Jiang Linlin grinned. “Strip these guys and hide them inside. Seven of you come out and put on their clothes!”
As soon as Jiang Nan said it, Xia Yao instantly understood!
She raised her hand. “Me me me! I’m experienced!”
Jiang Linlin handed over a plastic bag full of cloth spirit puddings. “Move fast! The ones out catching mice could return any moment!”
“Eat one pudding every thirty minutes to maintain the effect! Don’t blow your cover!”
Ten minutes later, the camp was dead quiet!
Everything looked exactly the same as before!
But in reality, all eight people in Camp 2 were now Jiang Nan’s own!
Inside the prison, all the little mice had their spirit-binding handcuffs removed but pretended they were still locked!
It was a trap!
Waiting for the old cats to jump right in!
Everyone took their positions, quietly waiting for the old cats to return!
Jiang Linlin sat by the campfire, cooking a pot of rich, fragrant coffee in a hanging pot!
Leek juice, soy powder, coffee beans!
The classic trio!
The bitterness of coffee perfectly masked the leek and soy flavours!
When it came to spiking drinks, Jiang Nan was a seasoned pro!
They waited over an hour!
The old cats finally returned with twenty-eight bruised and swollen little mice!
The moment they entered the camp, the rich coffee aroma hit them from afar. Their eyes lit up!
“Holy crap? Brother Chen! Where’d you get coffee?”
“Nice! You really smuggled in the good stuff!”
“Only Brother Chen knows how to live! Haha!”
Jiang Linlin chuckled. “Thought everyone’s been running around all night. A cup of coffee will perk you up!”
“Come on, grab a cup. Still hot!”
The old cats crowded over, staring at the fragrant coffee with shining eyes!
They handed the captured mice to Wu Liang and Qi Yu, who were “guarding” the prison!
Everyone got a cup of coffee!
*Slurp~* “Still scalding! Haha!”
“Tch~ Feels great!”
“Ahh~ Hits the spot!”
“Brother Chen, where’d you buy this coffee? Tastes pretty unique!”
Jiang Linlin looked guilty. “Imported stuff, foreign brand!”
“Oh yeah! Where’s Wei Teng? Didn’t see him come back?”
Jiang Nan checked. Eleven returned, but no sign of the tall, skinny guy with three swords!
“Pfft! That road-idiot? Ignore him!”
“Probably got lost again! No worries, he’ll find his way back soon!”
