Wei Teng was on the verge of a mental breakdown!
There’s no way to fight this!
Can someone explain why a giant spring onion can cut through my katanas?!
Right now, Wei Teng was covered in wounds, but the mental damage hurt far more than the physical!
All he had left was the Ghost Brake clenched in his teeth!
He gripped it tightly in his hands!
This was a spirit blade! It couldn’t possibly be chopped by an onion, right?!
Determination filled his eyes!
“Today I bet my entire path of the sword! I, Wei Teng, will never lose to an onion!”
“I’m going all out!”
Jiang Nan was buzzing with excitement, practically delirious with joy!
The power of this Holy Spring Onion Sword was insane!
Way too satisfying!
It really felt like cutting vegetables!
“Splitting hairs, cutting iron like mud” wasn’t just talk!
Paired with the Spring Onion Swordsmanship and the chant, it was unbelievably smooth!
Embarrassment?
Didn’t exist!
He was already high on the song!
Jiang Nan: “Ah~ la sao sao! Dali baba~ ding dang mao!”
Singing the addictive Dali song while dancing the sassy onion sword dance!
Charging forward with a giant onion!
The two clashed again, and it was still a complete domination!
Wei Teng kept spraying blood, forced into constant retreat by Jiang Nan’s onion slashes, vomiting blood!
Meanwhile Jiang Nan looked blissfully immersed, singing, dancing, and slashing!
So elegant! So cool!
Everyone watching was dumbfounded!
“N-No way! What kind of onion is that? Is it really a holy sword?!”
“Holy crap! It even chipped the spirit blade Ghost Brake!”
Qi Yu: “Where’s Grandma Liu’s garden? I’ll go weed and till the soil for her!”
Ye Xinghe: “Weeding isn’t the goal. I want to learn her giant-onion growing technique!”
Leng Yan: “Just fight! Why does he have to sing and dance?!”
Wang Yan: “Nan God is too flashy! Dancing and singing while beating Wei Teng with an onion. There’s no reasoning with this!”
Zhong Yingxue was completely lost in Jiang Nan’s rhythm!
She even started clapping the beat for him!
Xia Yao’s little face was red with excitement: “Xiao Nan, go! Destroy him! Heyaa~ I love you!”
Rabbit Baby wiggled her bunny ears: “Ah~ la sao sao…”
In the giant egg hall, Xiao Chuohuo nearly stood up from his wheelchair: “What the hell is that kid holding?!”
Zhao Dezhu: “An onion, I think…”
Han Menglu covered her mouth, giggling: “A giant onion. Looks like Wei Teng is going to lose!”
Guan Hu: …
Xiao Chuohuo’s beard stood on end: “Didn’t you say Wei Teng could handle him? This is how he handles him?!”
“The kid’s barely golden rank, waving an onion, and Wei Teng can’t beat him! Brought three swords and still loses! Golden ten-star my ass!”
“What do we do now?!”
[From Guan Hu’s resentment +1000!]
[From Guan Hu…]
“I-It’s fine! There’s still a chance! Wei Teng has one last ultimate move! He once used it to kill a platinum-6 beastman!”
The instructors were all stunned. This had gone completely beyond anyone’s expectations!
Tao Xinyi, beside them, had flushed cheeks and clenched fists in excitement!
Hehe!
Let’s see who dares say our class is weak now! Jiang Nan, you’re the best!
…
*Pfft!*
Wei Teng spat a huge mouthful of blood, sent flying over ten metres, body covered in wounds!
He still couldn’t understand how he got chopped up this badly by an onion!
But his eyes were filled with unyielding resolve!
He roared, “Jiang Nan! I have one final move! My ultimate technique!”
“After using it, I’ll be completely drained! If you can block this one strike, I, Wei Teng, will admit full defeat!”
Jiang Nan’s expression turned serious: “What a coincidence! I’ve got one big move too! One swing of this onion and you might actually die!”
Wei Teng: …
Same line, said twice!
The first time, Wei Teng didn’t believe it. Now he did!
[Wei Teng’s resentment +1000!]
Screw it!
There’s no way I’ll be killed by an onion!
“Bring it! ROAR!”
With a mighty shout, he gripped his blade with both hands!
Red light burst from Wei Teng’s body as all his power surged into the blade!
The spirit blade Ghost Brake glowed crimson!
Meanwhile, Jiang Nan held the onion with both hands!
Spiritual energy poured into the Holy Spring Onion Sword!
It came with a self-sacrificing skill!
Needed full charge to activate. The system hyped it up, but Jiang Nan had no idea how strong it really was!
The front half of the onion leaves glowed cyan!
As more energy poured in, the glow extended!
Jiang Nan was shocked!
It’s a charging weapon?!
This is literally the same as a phone charging icon!
But he was secretly stunned. His spiritual energy was almost drained and it was only at 80%?!
So energy-hungry!
Qi Yu and the others gaped!
“Holy shit! The onion is glowing!”
“Is it really a curry stick?!”
“That’s no onion! That’s a cyan lightsaber!”
“Are you the Jedi?”
At that moment, Wei Teng roared, pouring everything into Ghost Brake!
“Ultimate Kill: One-Slash Asura!”
Man and blade became one, a blood-red bolt of lightning slashing toward Jiang Nan!
Everyone held their breath for him!
And at that exact second, the Holy Spring Onion Sword finished charging!
What was there to hesitate about?
Chop him!
Jiang Nan bellowed, “Spring Onion Sword Aura!”
“Dali baba dai a lu~”
He swung the onion diagonally with all his might!
The space where the onion passed seemed to warp!
A visible shockwave blasted outward with a piercing screech!
BOOM!
Wei Teng’s One-Slash Asura was shattered without suspense!
The shockwave slammed into his chest, sending him flying over a hundred metres, embedding him into the cliff!
Rocks exploded, dust filled the air!
A thirty-metre-long, three-metre-deep gash now scarred the cliff face!
The Holy Spring Onion Sword in Jiang Nan’s hand shattered into a shower of onion flakes, fluttering down like snow!
The entire place fell dead silent! Everyone was shell-shocked!
“N-No way! What was that transparent thing he just slashed out? Sword aura?!”
“Get lost! You think we’re in a xianxia drama? That was a shockwave!”
“Bullshit! It was sword aura! I heard the sword cry!”
“What sword cry? That was a sonic boom from breaking the sound barrier! Just loud and sharp!”
“Are you the physics rep? Stop arguing! It was sword aura!”
“Your family can slash sword aura with an onion?”
“Uh… Jiang Nan’s family can!”
Looking at the scar on the cliff, everyone sucked in a cold breath!
The onion shattered! What holy sword?! It was just a normal giant onion!
And Jiang Nan used it to release sword aura?!
How?! This defies science!
Even Jiang Nan was stunned by the insane power!
Holy crap! The system wasn’t lying! This thing is terrifying!
As for shame or embarrassment? Totally worth it!
But he still put on a calm, profound look, acting all mysterious!
He walked up to Wei Teng!
Wei Teng was coughing blood, a massive sword wound across his chest, tears streaming down his face!
Unwilling, he asked, “How… how did you do it… with an onion… cough!”
Jiang Nan put his little hands behind his back, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, face full of melancholy!
“The heart holds a sword, all things can be swords!”
“Forget onions! Even a random twig picked from the ground becomes a sword!”
“Little brother! You still have a long road ahead!”
Wei Teng stared at Jiang Nan, eyes wet, all unwillingness gone, replaced with pure reverence!
This was a completely different realm!
A true immortal!
Jiang Nan was laughing inside. Bullshit “all things can be swords,” a twig would be useless!
It had to be the Holy Spring Onion Sword!
All I did was sing, dance, and rap a little!
Yep, pulled that bluff off perfectly!
Silently gave himself a thumbs-up!
Jiang Nan! You’re the best!
