The academy leadership had to spend a fortune just to buy the freedom of all these cat cubs!
If you mess with Jiang Nan again and get caught?
The last scrap of face Principal Xiao had left would become a shoe insole!
Getting caught by mice, then needing the higher-ups to step in with hush-money to bail us out?
What kind of humiliation is that!
Jiang Nan suddenly turned solemn and gave a deep bow to the fifty-four battered and swollen seniors.
“Thank you for your dedication!”
“This spirit of yours, willing to take beatings, willing to cough up blood in buckets, meowing all the way just to help us complete the test, is something every single one of us should learn from!”
“Salute to you all!”
[Resentment from Lin Chen +1000!]
[Resentment from Liu Li…]
[Resentment from Chang Fa…]
…
Resentment points instantly maxed out!
Are you mocking us or praising us!
Why does it make me want to hit someone so badly!
Stop rubbing salt in our wounds, please!
Even though you beat us until we barely look human, you’re the real dog here!
Lin Chen, face swollen like a pig’s head: “I bloody thank you, alright!”
Jiang Nan beamed. “Oi, no need to be so polite with me!”
Guan Hu’s face beside them was darker than a pot bottom!
This is what you call “acting skills online”?
I’ve got no words!
He turned and stormed out of the playhouse. I really can’t watch this anymore!
Jiang Nan chuckled, then pointed out thirty people from the crowd.
All the ones who had come with him: Leng Yan, Ning Youyou, Qi Yu, Ye Xinghe, and the rest.
“Well, Instructor Hu just said we performed too brilliantly and passed the test directly. We can just wait here until it’s over!”
For a moment everyone’s brains blanked.
Then they were smashed by overwhelming joy, so excited they nearly jumped into the air!
Like hell Instructor Hu said that!
This was obviously a backroom deal. You were hesitating when reading the names just now, you clearly picked them yourself!
In an instant dozens of grateful gazes shot towards Jiang Nan!
“God Nan is insane! Nothing more to say!”
“Thank you!”
“Hehe! Love you to death!”
“As expected, follow God Nan and even if there’s no meat, there’s still soup!”
Unlike the ecstatic crowd, the faces of the remaining little mice instantly went pale!
God Nan made it to shore! The cats are released! We didn’t hold back at all when we were beating the cats earlier!
You’re basically shoving us into a death pit!
Looking again at the fifty-four furious, bruised cats, every one of them turned and bolted without a word!
Whoosh, gone in a flash!
The old cats immediately gave chase, faces full of righteous anger!
“Little bastards, don’t run! I can’t beat Jiang Nan, but I can still beat you lot?”
“You! Yeah, you! You hammered me plenty just now! You just wait!”
“The kid who knocked out one of my front teeth earlier! Step forward! I promise I won’t kill you!”
[Resentment from Liu Chuanfeng +666!]
[From…]
Jiang Nan pouted!
These people are so weird! I saved them and they still resent me!
Ungrateful wolves! Hmph(￣^￣)
In moments, only Jiang Nan’s thirty remained beneath the lighthouse!
Qi Yu scratched his scalp. “What do we do next?”
Jiang Nan directly opened a dimensional space!
Beaming brightly: “So… shall we throw a party to celebrate our successful admission?”
…
With Jiang Nan no longer causing chaos, the old cats finally let loose!
A wild catching frenzy!
Once caught, they didn’t even bother taking them to camps anymore. If it wasn’t too far, they dragged them straight to the lighthouse!
One eight-man old-cat team hauled back twenty little mice!
From afar they could see the lighthouse area lit up like daylight, manic music blasting miles away!
The old cats were utterly confused. What the hell is going on now?
When they finally reached the lighthouse, they were completely stunned by the scene before them!
A massive bonfire blazed in the middle of the green lawn!
Right in the centre, earth-type ability users had built a spectacular swimming pool!
Water filled by water-type ability users!
Over there people were barbecuing skewers! Playing classic video games! Playing Dou Dizhu! Raving!
Some were even splashing around in the pool!
Jiang Nan was standing on spatial barriers, high up in the sky!
Holding a suona, blasting out “Natural”!
The suona’s piercing notes, combined with the raging music from the speakers, sent the whole crowd into a frenzy!
Beside him, Zhong Yingxue flung dozens of Red Lotus Explosive Bombs into the sky, bursting like fireworks! The spectacle was mind-blowing!
“No way? You can play that song on a suona?”
“God Nan is explosively cool, okay? I’ve got goosebumps all over!”
“Literally in the sky? Is there anything God Nan can’t do?”
“Er… give birth?”
“Quick! Everyone lie down and listen! That’s the minimum respect for the suona!”
At this moment, the old cats who had just dragged back mice were completely dumbfounded!
Hey hey hey! Are you kidding me!
The little mice these days are this arrogant? Throwing a rave right under the lighthouse?
You’re slapping us old cats in the face!
“Brothers! Charge with me! Only thirty of them! We can take them!”
“Too cocky! Who’s that guy standing in the sky playing suona?”
“Get him! When did they ever take us seriously!”
“They’re literally shitting on our heads! Who spoiled them like this?”
Several old cats, eyes red, were about to rush forward!
At that moment, a bruised and swollen cat panicked and threw himself to the front. It was Chang Fa!
“Brothers! Brothers, listen to me! That’s Jiang Nan! Jiang Nan!”
“So what if it’s Jiang Nan? We still have to catch him!”
“Are you chickening out?”
Chang Fa’s face darkened. “You lot really haven’t been beaten enough by society!”
“All five temporary camps were wiped out by Jiang Nan and his crew. They caught every one of us!”
“Out of a hundred, he caught fifty-four! You’re lucky you never fell into his hands!”
“Instructor Hu had to step in personally and pay him off before he released us!”
“Don’t provoke him again! If he catches you lot too, he’ll definitely trade you for spirit beads! Woo woo woo…”
As he spoke, Chang Fa started crying from grievance!
The few old cats were stunned!
That brutal? No wonder we saw so many bruised old cats on the way!
When we asked how it happened, they just mumbled and refused to say, only repeating one sentence!
“Sigh… know Nan and retreat!”
The newly caught little mice were also dumbfounded!
We all went through the same nine years of compulsory education! How are you lot this insane!
A group walked up to the lighthouse, delivered the mice for elimination, then stood there smelling the barbecue, listening to the pumping music, watching the girls splashing in the pool!
The envy, jealousy, and hate inside them nearly burst out!
Unacceptable!
[Resentment from Feng Xin +999!]
[Resentment from Huo Hua +666!]
[From…]
“Damn it! No way! I can’t swallow this!”
“You up there playing suona! Come down! One-on-one with me! I refuse to believe you can beat me!”
Jiang Nan:
╭∩╮(͡⚆͜ʖ͡⚆)╭∩╮
“Come up here then!”
Feng Xin: (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)
“You’ve clearly never been beaten! Get down here! Get down!”
[Resentment from Feng Xin +1000!]
Chang Fa panicked! He leapt forward and tackled Feng Xin to the ground!
“Don’t provoke him! You can’t beat him! Long-hair witch got her head shaved bald! Wei Teng was crippled by a single spring onion! You’d be finished too!”
Feng Xin: “Get off! I don’t believe it!”
Chang Fa: !!!
“Mate! I’m trying to save you here! Why don’t you appreciate it! Quick! Drag him away!”
The other old cats forcibly hauled Feng Xin off!
Jiang Nan looked utterly disappointed. Just a little more and those spirit beads would’ve been mine!
I was already this provocative! How come nobody hits me?
At this moment, the twenty new students who had just been delivered to the lighthouse for elimination were looking at Jiang Nan like he was a god!
We just want to know!
How on earth did you make these old cats this terrified of you!
This round of cat-and-mouse took a full forty hours to finish!
The old cats stood beneath the lighthouse and finally let out a huge sigh of relief!
The nightmare… is finally over!
